DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[blahblahblah678]

Phil's income could be tripled if he allowed Text to Speech.
Part of me thinks that detractors wouldn't be retarded enough to fall for him profiting off them when it's that blatant, but we all know there'd those guys content with paying a thousand dollars to spam KAT BLACKED CAW every week.

This is where Perry Caravello and/or Tom B are infinitely smarter than DSP because they’ve been streaming for just over a year but they have TTS on their streams. Half the messages are 1992 troll messages about Perry blowing Randy Callahan. If a legit ️ like Perry can capitalize on TTS and rage for $$$, there’s no reason other than pride that DSP outright refuses to do so.

Also, Phil is so scummy and such a narcissist that having a 90 minute daily prestream isn’t enough: he has to post these 10 minute postgame vlogs that sadly have gotten more views than his gameplay does. Because Phil desperately needs YouTube to give him an extra $5 in ad revenue. Big ups to @Karlcaust History Museum for archiving these so Phil can’t get his extra $5 in ad revenue.

 

[gaarashatan]

I made a compilation of DSP begging for getting twice the amount of money by doing half the amount of work on fucking Thanksgiving:

well you know when its a holiday hes just entitled to more money than usual

 

[Malcolm Tucker]

well you know when its a holiday hes just entitled to more money than usual

It's not called The Season of Giving Phil More Money for nothing ya nudnik.

 

[Pepper Jack]

I can understand the aversion to mashed potatoes if he grew up in a household where they were served without butter or salt. I've seen it, just mashed up boiled taters, and it fucking SUCKS.

It may not have any butter or salt, but it had plenty of cigarette ash from Mama Burnell's Kool's. The menthol adds a robust minty flavor to the mashed potatoes.

 

[tzgnilki]

This is where Perry Caravello and/or Tom B are infinitely smarter than DSP because they’ve been streaming for just over a year but they have TTS on their streams. Half the messages are 1992 troll messages about Perry blowing Randy Callahan. If a legit ️ like Perry can capitalize on TTS and rage for $$$, there’s no reason other than pride that DSP outright refuses to do so.

I think dave will eventually enable TTS, he'll just be late like he was with everything else he does, maybe he just doesn't understand how it works

either himself or a mod can play them manually if he was scared of someone hurting his ego

he could set it to $20 to discourage spam, or even higher

or he could just turn them off/mute TTS if people are roasting him too hard

and Perry has an entire production crew behind him, how can you compare him to authentic italian DSP who does everything himself and has never had anyone help with anything

 

[TheGoutburglar]

If a legit ️ like Perry can capitalize on TTS and rage for $$$, there’s no reason other than pride that DSP outright refuses to do so.

It's not just pride, but fear. Phil knows damn well how much dirt has accumulated since The Incident, the moment he's most famous for, and WOULD show up routinely on his streams if he allowed it to. The 2k Cat Reveal, flying Katherine out to Washington after begging for tax money from his own mother, the fact that he is STILL behind on his taxes, the foreclosure on his CT condo because he's a stupid asshole, implying that his parents might soon die for pitybux, him never fucking Leanna, lying about Jasper being sick, wasting $100k on wrestling jpegs, and many other things that surpass The Incident in terms of embarrassment.

He can't afford to open the flood gates on his own stream like that, and he won't. The way he has his chat these days proves that. It's dead and he prefers its zombie-state to being full of (deserved) mockery.

 

[verymuchawful]

Power level but sweet potato casserole is great. You put roasted marshmallow on top and it's basically like having warm pumpkin pie without the crust. Maybe this is what he meant?
If it's mashed sweet potato with gravy that's just weird.

Nah, it was literally just the orange mush on his plate in the picture a few pages back. No marshmallow to be found.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

I enjoy the way Phil talks down to people who serve atypical dishes on Thanksgiving, like he's some traditionalist. You're eating bought frozen meals and washing it down with post nasal drippings, stop acting like you're better than someone who wants to have salad, french fries and deepfried turkey instead. At least they probably cooked it themselves.

The pigman is such an elitist about his dry overpriced paper plate trash.

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Phil, didn't you hire this bitch to cook and clean? That shit looks dry enough to start a forest fire. Like, Phil, you took out an ad to find a replacement for Leanna, who would do all the stuff you wanted her to do and none of that pesky free will or need for external social validation that drove Panda off. But then you hired the first applicant and didn't even interview her or confirm she could maintain a household.

Not sure why I'm surprised. Khet is one step above a junkie, so why would anyone expect her to know anything about cooking, unless you were the kind of damaged that just assumes all women get Cooking as a free racial/class skill?

 

[50 bit bitch]

Imagine how bad this year's Thanksgiving spread must have been for it not to get posted on instagram, I'm picturing a mountain of bland mashed potatoes with a side of burnt QVC turkey

 

[Hogan of the South]

Power level but sweet potato casserole is great. You put roasted marshmallow on top and it's basically like having warm pumpkin pie without the crust. Maybe this is what he meant?
If it's mashed sweet potato with gravy that's just weird.

Power level but my coworker nixes the marshmallow and makes a pecan chocolate brittle as a top layer. Fan fuckin tastic.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

It's not called The Season of Giving Phil More Money for nothing ya nudnik.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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“I’m so grateful and happy”

Sure DSP, whatever helps you sleep at night.

Also, what respectable adult would write something like this? He’s trying to convince himself this is all true as much as he is everyone else. Just pathetic stuff.

lol. Your daily behavior proves otherwise. Lie better Phail.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Phil, didn't you hire this bitch to cook and clean?

That's the hilarious part, he really didn't. He just HOPED for that, like an imbecile.

Imagine how bad this year's Thanksgiving spread must have been for it not to get posted on instagram, I'm picturing a mountain of bland mashed potatoes with a side of burnt QVC turkey

I think we've probably shamed him into never posting that shit again. He must feel like a burnt turkey himself at this point.

Power level but my coworker nixes the marshmallow and makes a pecan chocolate brittle as a top layer. Fan fuckin tastic.

That does sound good.

 

[Paladin Derich]

I think we need her take on DSP.

 

[DZoomer]

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I think we need her take on DSP.

LMAO. It's always funny to me how Americans are so race-obsessed with their insults. I wouldn't even think about the guy being white if I wanted to insult him. Also funny how the same comment, but about how "there are two types of black women, the whore who looks like a monkey and the sweet ebony lover" would probably not be seen well.

Anyway, her description of the bad white man actually fits Phil very well. Imagine Phil reading that comment and trying to hold his tongue to avoid calling her a stationary.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

LMAO. It's always funny to me how Americans are so race-obsessed with their insults. I wouldn't even think about the guy being white if I wanted to insult him. Also funny how the same comment, but about how "there are two types of black women, the whore who looks like a monkey and the sweet ebony lover" would probably not be seen well.

This is what happens when people decide to fixate on the fact that black people were once enslaved by white people, and not the fact that slavery itself as a concept is what's deserving of scorn. It's why the U.S. is doomed to make no progress for the next thousand years.

Anyway, I can easily picture Phil seething while pretending to agree with her about the bad kind of white people. We know he loves to act like he's woke these days, as if his past and daily behavior don't prove otherwise. He's like the irrelevant version of Jimmy Kimmel, who has no business pretending he fits in with the type of crowd he caters to today. Boy would I love nothing more than to watch both of them get eaten alive. Fake motherfuckers.

 

[Paladin Derich]

LMAO. It's always funny to me how Americans are so race-obsessed with their insults.

That's the natural result of being a globohomo melting pot. It can't be helped. But yeah, a lot of people, especially phil, need a good splash of cold water like that.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

This is what happens when people decide to fixate on the fact that black people were once enslaved by white people, and not the fact that slavery itself as a concept is what's deserving of scorn. It's why the U.S. is doomed to make no progress for the next thousand years.

Anyway, I can easily picture Phil seething while pretending to agree with her about the bad kind of white people. We know he loves to act like he's woke these days, as if his past and daily behavior don't prove otherwise. He's like the irrelevant version of Jimmy Kimmel, who has no business pretending he fits in with the type of crowd he caters to today. Boy would I love nothing more than to watch both of them get eaten alive. Fake motherfuckers.

Wasn't Kimmel part of the ''Man Show'' back in the day? If so nice memory hole by that slimy fuck.

Girls on trampolines doesn't really fit that well with what he's trying to project these days.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Wasn't Kimmel part of the ''Man Show'' back in the day? If so nice memory hole by that slimy fuck.

Girls on trampolines doesn't really fit that well with what he's trying to project these days.

Jimmy Kimmel not only did The Man Show, albeit it's less overtly misogynistic seasons (lol, Joe Rogan), but he did blackface multiple times on that show.

Both him and Silverman have had all that content purged from streaming as far as I can tell. Fucking hypocrites.

 

[Paladin Derich]

Wasn't Kimmel part of the ''Man Show'' back in the day? If so nice memory hole by that slimy fuck.

Girls on trampolines doesn't really fit that well with what he's trying to project these days.

He was, but his co-star, Adam Corolla, has been moving further and further right in recent years.