DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
"Everything is great" -dsp in 2021

The things he lists on this cope segment (especially bringing on having an unhappy marriage) is so far beyond your regular youtube-comment level trolling. Dave used to dismiss everything as a conspiracy a few years ago, but now he feels compelled to refute your accusations about being miserable.
 
How far is the airport from his house?

Also, she works at a grocery store. Black Friday isn't the day that's crazy, that'll be the day before Thanksgiving.
15 minutes. I like how he got her there on time but it took him an hour and a half to get home. He could save himself so much headache just not saying anything and just taking a 2 hour break instead and say nothing about it.
 
Deep OT stream status:

Total tip: $103

Top tip: $50 (TeamIcoGaymer)

Phil is abysmally bad at this game

"Gravity hammer in his face and he didn't die, and I died instantly, how was that fair?"

Swagginz and the mods are circle Jerking each other

"Guys I haven't got a major contribution for a long time, have you noticed? Thanks again to TeamIcoGaymer for the EARLY big tip, but we have to keep the momentum going, right? I have to make up for not having the night stream revenue from last night, so if you can, please consider tipping me, thanks in advance!"

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Phillip reminds me of the SVU episode S03E22 where a down syndrome couple tries to live alone and prepare to take care of a rape baby. They think everything is under control but they have no idea.
That's a funny thought but Downies are notoriously horny which doesn't gel well with Phil seeing as he is absolutely disgusted by anything remotely sexual. Plus they don't live very long and we all know that Phil will still be thanking 1MM for the daily stipend 20 years from now.
 
Phillip reminds me of the SVU episode S03E22 where a down syndrome couple tries to live alone and prepare to take care of a rape baby. They think everything is under control but they have no idea.
I have never watched SVU so I'm drawing a blank with the specific reference, but a downs syndrome couple makes sense to me when we are talking about Phil and the horse.

Aside from that. His begging is really something. $100 in tips and he's begging like he has nothing.
 
"Everything is great" -dsp in 2021

The things he lists on this cope segment (especially bringing on having an unhappy marriage) is so far beyond your regular youtube-comment level trolling. Dave used to dismiss everything as a conspiracy a few years ago, but now he feels compelled to refute your accusations about being miserable.
At this point i can't help to wonder if he actually believes he is happy .
If he actually was happy he wouldnt be so bitter so there's just no way or he blowing up at people just wouldnt happen
 
Spectacular exasperated beg:
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He was sitting at $103 at that point.
That Punisher beanie is 2016 Loot Crate overstock. It's reversible too (that's the red bit) so he got two hats for that $10!

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At this point i can't help to wonder if he actually believes he is happy .
If he actually was happy he wouldnt be so bitter so there's just no way or he blowing up at people just wouldnt happen
Anyone who constantly has to justify how happy they are, publicly, typically isn't at all.

Plus the "Everything is great" narrative isn't a continuous one. If he really felt that he had nothing to complain about, then we wouldn't inevitably see him complaining in the not-too-distant future.
 
"Guys I haven't got a major contribution for a long time, have you noticed? Thanks again to TeamIcoGaymer for the EARLY big tip, but we have to keep the momentum going, right? I have to make up for not having the night stream revenue from last night, so if you can, please consider tipping me, thanks in advance!"
If not doing that night stream was going to hurt him so much, then why didn't he do it. Hell throught the begsgiving stream he was constantly claiming that he "wasn't expecting" to make double for the one stream but is now acting like it did. We all know he was expected to get 300 or more yesterday based on how much he denied it.
 
I think something else is up mate, maybe he himself is shopping. I don't know and I don't want to guess, however I don't believe his story at all. Surely he is simply using this as an excuse to cover up something else.

I'm just going to go right out and say the gambling time is starting to cut into the stream time. Would fit pretty well with the rest of his behavior getting worse and more desperate.
 
Can someone confirm that she still works at Fred Meyer's, because I read conflicting reports here. Some say she does, some say she left and got a new retail job somewhere else a while ago (including Phil). But then he would say that to try and deter mentally deranged psychopaths from trying to track down and murder his family.
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I'm just going to go right out and say the gambling time is starting to cut into the stream time. Would fit pretty well with the rest of his behavior getting worse and more desperate.
Hmm.
In Star Trek Timelines (another mobile game) they have events that take place every week. These events take place from Thursday to Monday (noon).
To get top place in those games you NEED to plop some money down.
We have seen Phil light up when he get's an instant reward - shiny lights, sounds etc.
My guess would be he is getting the dopamine rush from one of those events.
Perhaps someone who does track his account there can offer some insight.
 
Can someone confirm that she still works at Fred Meyer's, because I read conflicting reports here. Some say she does, some say she left and got a new retail job somewhere else a while ago (including Phil). But then he would say that to try and deter mentally deranged psychopaths from trying to track down and murder his family.
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Phil said she got a new job around when the bankruptcy filing was shown, that's all we have to go on. Other than her voting record and a couple random people saying they've worked with her, we've got nothing. She could be gone or dead for all we know.
 
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