🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Nod Flenders]

May’s family had to find an activity to do with Ralph where they could at least ensure he had to stfu for two hours. Two hours of not hearing his dumb hick accent.

Knowing The Gunt, he probably was talking over some of the movie.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

What Gunt behavior have you observed that makes you believe he has any social grace?

Knowing The Gunt, he probably was talking over some of the movie.

I guess I should clarify, he has to be a lot more quiet in a theater than he would have been in a home, that’s all.

I wonder if Ralph stayed at a hotel or at the family home? Got be awkward for a 36 year old man bringing a decade younger and unmarried pregnant daughter to her dad’s house and expect to sleep together - even if it is already way too late and she’s carrying the fat wigger’s fetus.

Pretty sure Harry despises Ralph’s politics too. I don’t think boomer Jews are part of Ralph’s extremely tiny demographics.

 

[Opioid Kenobi]

I guess I should clarify, he has to be a lot more quiet in a theater than he would have been in a home, that’s all.

I wonder if Ralph stayed at a hotel or at the family home? Got be awkward for a 36 year old man bringing a decade younger and unmarried pregnant daughter to her dad’s house and expect to sleep together - even if it is already way too late and she’s carrying the fat wigger’s fetus.

Pretty sure Harry despises Ralph’s politics too. I don’t think boomer Jews are part of Ralph’s extremely tiny demographics.

Unless you are a bot or a chrome tab you aren't gonna be in his Sektor.

 

[ZheZuoShan]

Look at his nasty little fingers, dwarves really are off-putting:

That photo with the Toblerone demonstrated to me, for the first time, just how small Ralph is.

 

[Neko GF]

The manlet and one of 10 fans are being sensitive about his height (again).

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I don't know why Ralph and his (dwindling) fan base try and deny the fact that he's a manlet. Anyone whose ever seen a photo of him next to other people can clearly tell that he's like 4'11.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

do you get points for almost buying the mother of your child a gas station candybar that would have actually killed her and "your" unborn child but then at the last second deciding instead to eat it yourself? no pig no you dont.

Toblerones that size are expensive as hell, like $15 dollars, which is probably more than he spent on May’s engagement ring

Knowing The Gunt, he probably was talking over some of the movie.

He sits in silence playing Tucker clips or Court room streams but he can’t shut up when people want to watch a movie

 

[GL09]

What a photogenic guy

 

[Ethan Ralph is 5'1" 🖕💋]

The manlet and one of 10 fans are being sensitive about his height (again).
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I don't know why Ralph and his (dwindling) fan base try and deny the fact that he's a manlet. Anyone whose ever seen a photo of him next to other people can clearly tell that he's like 4'11.

Samsung and Apple are Ralph alogs confirmed.
They've altered the camera software on everyone's phones, making anyone with his facial features seem almost a foot shorter than they really are.
Ralph is on to them however, which is why in most photos he wraps his arm around people's necks, pulling them down slightly in order to offset this alogging effort by Big Tech.

 

[Polyboros2]

Stupid YouTube documentary talking about Gunt is released.

Gunt is immediately triggered
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His pussy ego can't handle being talked about. His 2pac-gangsta autistic urge to retribute always gets him
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I made it three minutes before deciding this was a take note worth listening to.

Ralph broken clocked on this guy, he's a faggot.

Ethan Ralph must be sacrificed to the corn. For the harvest.

 

[Baldur's Revenge]

Never interacted with this dude once. Was going to check out the height tweets and found out I was blocked. Confirmed this nigger is lurking on the farms even though it pretty much was confirmed a long time ago. He saw me here and manually entered my name to block me. HA HA HA. You fat sensitive pig.

 

[Zeva_Adom]

Manlet Tier confirmed.
GET FUCKED DICK NOT A MANSION A TALL RALPHAMALE

 

[ChromaQuack]

Ethan has posted some choice pictures of his thanksgiving day.

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[412-L]

This is truly horrifying. It looks like May is being crushed or consumed by Ralph's gunt. Look at her cold, lifeless eyes. Her vision is probably starting to fade, her lungs being unable to provide enough oxygen for her brain under the pressure of the gunt. Look at her horse-mouth, open and struggling for air. And look at Ralph's face. Look at the glee and hunger in those eyes as he takes another victim's life. His mind is probably wandering back to that cold, lonely night behind an Arby's when he first knew the adrenaline rush of squeezing the life out of someone. This is what will be running through my mind as I am falling asleep tonight, clutching a bottle of vodka, trying to forget.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Lmao they both made soy face. Between that and the Brianna Wu tier block list Ralph really has become everything he hates and more. Just get those thick framed glasses and we're set.

 

[Ethan Ralph is 5'1" 🖕💋]

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[MeltyTW]

Samsung and Apple are Ralph alogs confirmed.
They've altered the camera software on everyone's phones, making anyone with his facial features seem almost a foot shorter than they really are.
Ralph is on to them however, which is why in most photos he wraps his arm around people's necks, pulling them down slightly in order to offset this alogging effort by Big Tech.
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Fuck his hand looks grotesquely swollen, that's just morbid obesity there if your fucking hands are corpse bloated and fatty little sausages

This is truly horrifying. It looks like May is being crushed or consumed by Ralph's gunt. Look at her cold, lifeless eyes. Her vision is probably starting to fade, her lungs being unable to provide enough oxygen for her brain under the pressure of the gunt. Look at her horse-mouth, open and struggling for air. And look at Ralph's face. Look at the glee and hunger in those eyes as he takes another victim's life. His mind is probably wandering back to that cold, lonely night behind an Arby's when he first knew the adrenaline rush of squeezing the life out of someone. This is what will be running through my mind as I am falling asleep tonight, clutching a bottle of vodka, trying to forget.

Lol she looks so miserable but ralph can't tell because when a girl fakes it no matter how obvious his ego demands he take it at face value

 

[Nod Flenders]

Never interacted with this dude once. Was going to check out the height tweets and found out I was blocked. Confirmed this nigger is lurking on the farms even though it pretty much was confirmed a long time ago. He saw me here and manually entered my name to block me. HA HA HA. You fat sensitive pig.

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Congratulations!

Lmao they both made soy face. Between that and the Brianna Wu tier block list Ralph really has become everything he hates and more. Just get those thick framed glasses and we're set.

I always thought Ralph was a soyboy, but this picture pretty much confirms it.

 

[thismanlies]

Never interacted with this dude once. Was going to check out the height tweets and found out I was blocked. Confirmed this nigger is lurking on the farms even though it pretty much was confirmed a long time ago. He saw me here and manually entered my name to block me. HA HA HA. You fat sensitive pig.

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Did you like any tweet that was critical of him? The morbidly obese gunted pig does go through the likes of people talking shit to him and he blocks them.

 

[IHateTheFrench]

Why does May's face remind me of the braindead tard babies in the tard babies thread. Anyone else seeing this?

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Lmao they both made soy face. Between that and the Brianna Wu tier block list Ralph really has become everything he hates and more. Just get those thick framed glasses and we're set.