Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Purgatorium said:
I think he knows that he should not be walking, it’s just people telling him that he shouldn’t that makes him have the undeniable urge to not listen to what he is told and do the exact opposite of that. Doesn’t mean that this interaction isn’t hilarious though, it’s only a little bit expected and I hope you didn’t waste too much energy talking to a literal wall of waste.

I for one cannot wait for the wheelchair saga. I think his rage about it will be short-lived though, because I give it a couple of weeks and then he’s gonna call ableism to everything. Can’t get a zoomer bae? Ableism. Can’t get proper housing? Ableism. Mallon Place not tending to his every need when he wants it? Ableism. It’s going to be put in his repertoire of general malaise.
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I'd say even though the Creep knows he should not be walking, he'll do what he wants. He walked out of the hospital with orders to stay off his feet as much as possible, that didn't stop him. He'll only bring up "the doctors told me not to walk/show his feet in casts" in an attempt for sympathy that he thinks will get him food and cash.
 
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mothman96 said:
I'd say even though the Creep knows he should not be walking, he'll do what he wants. He walked out of the hospital with orders to stay off his feet as much as possible, that didn't stop him. He'll only bring up "the doctors told me not to walk/show his feet in casts" in an attempt for sympathy that he thinks will get him food and cash.
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Let's not forget; We act as if the foot sores are recent, but Lucas is only "taking care" of his feet because he's in a home. He's had some version of this same issue going back at least 5 years.
 
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mothman96 said:
I'd say even though the Creep knows he should not be walking, he'll do what he wants. He walked out of the hospital with orders to stay off his feet as much as possible, that didn't stop him. He'll only bring up "the doctors told me not to walk/show his feet in casts" in an attempt for sympathy that he thinks will get him food and cash.
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Exactly, he can walk around all day but as soon as he needs to stand for a job it’s all “my doctors said this” and “my doctors said that”.

He is a parasite. A sponge. He contributes absolutely nothing and just takes and takes and takes. He is unwanted by absolutely everybody and simply tolerated because of his disability check. If not for that, he’d be frozen under a bridge by now.

He has nothing to offer and will rot in his little nursing home and die alone. As he deserves.

Anyway I’ve been waiting for years for him to be wheelchair bound and ranting about the babes not wanting him. Maybe this next year is finally the year ❤️.
 
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Right, the Freak would be happy with just a really great girlfriend because he's "banking" on his dad taking them in and providing for them. If his dad doesn't put down the welcome mat it'll be up to the great girlfriend to provide him a house/apt, vehicle, food and foot the bills just like Suzanne did.

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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
If anything, he started eating more after getting to Mallon House.
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Definitely. They're feeding him every meal, yet he still goes out to any chance he can. And eat many portions. I almost wish Lucas had more than $50/month to spend so we could really see him turn into a deathfat.
 
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Oh he’s expanding at a rapid pace, making his foot situation so much worse. Now that his basic needs are taken care of he can put all his energy on making himself feel good, which for him means food.

Isn’t that ironic though? He’s there to get taken care of and be better than when he was on the street, but this is just hastening his inevitable amputation(s).
 
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mothman96 said:
Right, the Freak would be happy with just a really great girlfriend because he's "banking" on his dad taking them in and providing for them. If his dad doesn't put down the welcome mat it'll be up to the great girlfriend to provide him a house/apt, vehicle, food and foot the bills just like Suzanne did.

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But he'll bundle sticks while she's at work. Sure, she'll have to work 2 jobs to afford to feed the walrus, but he'd totally be a great boyfriend.

Correction: she'll need to work 3 jobs because of his varying health issues.

In the very tiny chance he could get his micro weenie up, and even more infinitesimal chance his putrid swimmers ever made it, she'd have to get a 4th job to pay for someone to watch the kid.

Never mind how fearful she'd have to be if the child was a girl.

Dear gen z Bae, how could you not want that life?
 
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Da Dude123 said:
The cow wants you to send him money for his birthday. Don't do it! Let his supposed millionaire parents send him money. He did get that $25 book, so that is something. Let King Roy put money in his son's cash app.
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Yeah, seriously don't. He uses this excuse of needing money everyday, the fact that it's his birthday doesn't change anything, it just gives him a new excuse to beg with.

If he only begged on his birthday it would still be obnoxious, but not this egregious. This is just another day for lucas, albeit a day where his entitlement is bigger than usual...
 
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Amewsed said:
But he'll bundle sticks while she's at work
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I can just see the end result of lucas bundling sticks he found in the woods outside her house....
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
If he only begged on his birthday it would still be obnoxious, but not this egregious. This is just another day for lucas, albeit a day where his entitlement is bigger than usual...
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At this point his entitlement is exceeded only by his waistline
 
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