šŸ· Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 19 52.8%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 3 8.3%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 14 38.9%
  • Total voters
    36
Dick Molesterson said:
He's got that Pac-Man physique.
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nigga buys his pants from the same store Doctor Robotnik does.

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Ralph is really scraping the bottom of the barrel for guests, Debate Participants. That bridge-burning is biting him hard in the ass:

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Ralph is taking hits from pronoun people also and then like usual resorts to blocking them.

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Little does Allison know that Ralph can't debate people because it results in him threatening to dox the other side's significant other.

Or he just drops the "Nigger" bomb.
 
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Not Even Twice said:
I love how cartoonish this guy is. I've tried explaining Ethan Ralph to my wife, but she refuses to believe he is an actual person and thinks I'm falling for some internet fake-persona.
That's how unreal Ralph is, nobody who hasn't seen just how stupid and pathetic every second of his existence is, thinks it all has to be a play.

Please live for at least 10 more years Ralph, you're my favourite failure.
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Absolutely man, my wife thinks I made the gunt up to troll the kids.

You can't even explain his life to people who haven't been there. There is so much shit. His Jceaser blacked account, GG, jail time, Alcoholism, self destruction of the kill retort, Faith, Adezero, Mantsu, Nora, calling Matt after 2 years to get laughed at, Zidane leaving, the pillstream, the soph stream and so on. People wouldn't believe half of this shit.
 
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Insanely Retarded said:
I wonder what happened during the trip to make Ralph sperg out this much?
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The horseā€™s family is the one setting the daily itinerary and Ralphā€™s a whiny titty-suckling baby who throws tantrums when he canā€™t be constantly monitoring KF chat while placing losing bets on football games.

Speaking of which, Joey Diaz talking to Joe Rogan about gambling addictions and sports betting in particular really reminded me of Ethanol. Heā€™s fucked. (Also at around 1:43 of this video where Jamie Foxx admits to Rogan that critical social media comments are often completely valid and can fuck with the most talented and successful people. He says it hurts him ā€” a critically acclaimed, Oscar-winning actor, Grammy-winning singer, box office draw and popular comedian for 20+ years ā€” to read the truth and valid criticism from haters online. Imagine what scouring KF 25/8 for commentary on himself does to a loser like Ethan Ralph.)
 
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Zeva_Adom said:
You can't even explain his life to people who haven't been there. There is so much shit. His Jceaser blacked account, GG, jail time, Alcoholism, self destruction of the kill retort, Faith, Adezero, Mantsu, Nora, calling Matt after 2 years to get laughed at, Zidane leaving, the pillstream, the soph stream and so on. People wouldn't believe half of this shit.
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I have seen things you people wouldnā€™t believe. A once-decent Internet show becoming an unwatchable trash-fire. Iā€™ve watched revenge pornography of pig hooves entering someoneā€™s backdoor. All of these moments will be lost in timeā€¦ like trash-burgers near Ralphā€¦. Time to die.
 
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Zeva_Adom said:
Absolutely man, my wife thinks I made the gunt up to troll the kids.

You can't even explain his life to people who haven't been there. There is so much shit. His Jceaser blacked account, GG, jail time, Alcoholism, self destruction of the kill retort, Faith, Adezero, Mantsu, Nora, calling Matt after 2 years to get laughed at, Zidane leaving, the pillstream, the soph stream and so on. People wouldn't believe half of this shit.
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a fat little midget with a dolphin laugh hopped on a harassment campaign and doxed a tranny who doxed him back just by knowing he was the fattest grossest most womanly bitchmade person in the room who then posted his ssn and memphis micro to imageboards and he was then jailed for committing a hate crime against a minority either hispanic or female cop tanking the optics of the movement so hard even trolls who swat women for fun had to back off and disavow, next he came back and literally reeee'd on a gay injuns show but the tape is lost but it caused him to make his own dead air news hour with an asian twink and a somehow fatter and shorter homosexual.

next he befriended alot of people he "knew" were pedos but still plugged their shit and befriended them anyway and used them to dox and harass his own paypigs for fun, while getting drunker and doing tons of pills with his ugly but actually seemingly decent educated and reasonably polite paki child bride until he od'd on stream and shat and puked himself watching cp with his mother dying in the background, next he watched cp with warski and tanked his career to rail about a corn joke with a minor critique that he should not randomly harass peoples families for fun or create tons of bad blood just because his wife across the seas never fucked him except in his ass like his chomo dad. while sperging out because people called him a fatty little midget and saw his fat rolls dubbed the gunt and at the prodding of a fatter canadian and his stoned out feeder friend and baron edge the british nobleman

he then got femdommed and cuckolded by a middle age roastie ass napkin picker who made him legally squeal instead of even saying her name and groomed a white child in cali with the help of a greasy mexi-jew human trafficker and had her doped up and fucked by diddlers to pretend his ftm clitty could impregnate someone and his mom finally withered away in the corner starting an anti covid resitriction and anti steam punk mirror ralph arc that persists to this day where he has over 6 gorillion legal and criminal cases along with constant rage sharts, heart attacks, and almost dying on the road trying to run red lights at high speeds while checking kiwifarms and doxing his own son for spite then to whore him out for a new nissan and possibly even selling his own son as an nft. while living with the shame of the child bride trying to leave him for another methed up cp peddling chomo creep who he somehow managed to cover for by somehow being less likeable despite his pa attempts to get us to suicide faith vickers to death.

all while wearing a hat that says KID DIDDLER in bold to own the karenfarms and his ped0fyle enemy international child porn trafficker J0SHOEA CONNAH MUUN and supposedly fucking a horse to make a hirse or porse or a hig to the disapproval of his (ftm) jewish parents who are now alogging him as well.

very very simple stuff guys
 
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