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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
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https://twitter.com/josiebean42/status/1465171409244721153 (https://archive.ph/i7MaD)

Is there is a lack of online resources that thoroughly cover growing weed from every step of the process, using multiple methods including all natural? Why would you want this clown's guide to anything?

Josie ughs at fossil fuel used to grow weed, but has to watch the glow from the screens of the troons in the big house and smell the exhaust of their genereator(s) running daily. She seems like the only one with any sort of interests or beliefs that aren't wishy washy and yet she seems to compromise her principles and convictions to stay at the ranch. Is there a full backstory on her anywhere?
 
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Is there is a lack of online resources that thoroughly cover growing weed from every step of the process, using multiple methods including all natural? Why would you want this clown's guide to anything?

Josie ughs at fossil fuel used to grow weed, but has to watch the glow from the screens of the troons in the big house and smell the exhaust of their genereator(s) running daily. She seems like the only one with any sort of interests or beliefs that aren't wishy washy and yet she seems to compromise her principles and convictions to stay at the ranch. Is there a full backstory on her anywhere?

yeah its a man for starters.
did you even read the thread?
 
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Is there is a lack of online resources that thoroughly cover growing weed from every step of the process, using multiple methods including all natural? Why would you want this clown's guide to anything?

Josie ughs at fossil fuel used to grow weed, but has to watch the glow from the screens of the troons in the big house and smell the exhaust of their genereator(s) running daily. She seems like the only one with any sort of interests or beliefs that aren't wishy washy and yet she seems to compromise her principles and convictions to stay at the ranch. Is there a full backstory on her anywhere?



I keep being amazed at the general lack of just thinking, planning and research all around.

It's not hard to grow some weed without electricity. Just not in the middle of winter, lol. (Where it also fascinates me, that over all those years they never build any raised garden beds, any winter beds or anything.)

Instead of grabbing all the information on the Internet where its perfectly free to access, years of experience shared all over and solutions to just about everything you're looking for— they need someone to write it down and spell it out for them? Youtube playlists out the ass too if you're too lazy to read through resources and would rather have it play softly in the background.

Then go order everything off of fucking amazon, plastic garbage and weird cheap ass chinese starter kits and whatnot for every of their shitty ideas.

That is just so fascinating to me. Eco friendly and self sustaining my ass, they can't even grow their own produce.

All you need is some wood and maybe if you want to go fancy some old pipe or hose for drip irrigation. Or test your ground and grow it right there.

Whatever happened to improvise, adapt and overcome when it comes to farm projects? Half my shit is improvised and definitely wasn't meant to be used that way. Cheap and it works though.

Weed is so easy to grow if you've got the basics down! I had more issues with my damn corn this year. I'm pretty sure I straight up ignored it for a month too.
 
>"Very Nick cage vibes "
Considering Nic's latest film is about a man grieving the loss/theft of his precious truffle-hunting pig* this fits pretty much every dude on and off (El Pablo Gordo) the Tranch.

*(Decider deemed it one of the best films of the year but I can't convince my BF to watch it; he's probably right...)
 
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Is there is a lack of online resources that thoroughly cover growing weed from every step of the process, using multiple methods including all natural? Why would you want this clown's guide to anything?

Josie ughs at fossil fuel used to grow weed, but has to watch the glow from the screens of the troons in the big house and smell the exhaust of their genereator(s) running daily. She seems like the only one with any sort of interests or beliefs that aren't wishy washy and yet she seems to compromise her principles and convictions to stay at the ranch. Is there a full backstory on her anywhere?
Everything they all do is such a fucking LARP. Josie acts like he is some hippie mountain man, yet he doesn't even know how to grow some weed? There are endless guides on all the different ways to grow some pot. I figured he, and the rest of the troons, don't really bother growing food because they are lazy and fine with eating frozen shit from Costco. But this makes me think they haven't even bothered to make a few raised beds to grow some easy vegetables during the summer because he straight up doesn't even know how, despite having all the knowledge in the world at his hands, and seemingly endless time.
 
Everything they all do is such a fucking LARP. Josie acts like he is some hippie mountain man, yet he doesn't even know how to grow some weed? There are endless guides on all the different ways to grow some pot. I figured he, and the rest of the troons, don't really bother growing food because they are lazy and fine with eating frozen shit from Costco. But this makes me think they haven't even bothered to make a few raised beds to grow some easy vegetables during the summer because he straight up doesn't even know how, despite having all the knowledge in the world at his hands, and seemingly endless time.

Right?

Half of them have self diagnosed adhd anyway. Some hyperfocusing and collecting the basics, narrowing it down to what works until you've got a working plan really, really shouldn't be that hard. And I am fucking diagnosed and unmedicated. The amount of notebooks I have with relevant information I keep forgetting but know exactly where I wrote it down? Little instruction manuals basically.

All those damn skills you can teach yourself with the littlest amount of dedication and available tools. Half of it you find instructions for on fucking pinterest even. Those true, actual woman? Kicking your asses on fucking pinterest of all places.

Woodworking, metal working, livestock, gardening, ground improvements, and so on.


My issue to deal with today was bird flu. Did I already plan my chicken coop with that in mind? Yes. Did I realize it won't work without serious stress for them despite the best of intentions? Definitely yes. No plan ever survives contact with the enemy.

Would you ignore the issue, shrug and just hope for the best, knowing those animals of yours are suffering? Hell no. 2 hours later and I have an idea, already picked up second hand things for nothing more than a smile and a short conversation because we're literally in a lockdown but you can still find ways? That don't include amazon? But neighbours and good systems?

There's a reason people out on farms put so much weight into good relations with each other. There the ones you call for help and advice and shit they could have in their barn they don't need but you could.

The second hand market out here in places where people know everything can be used is utterly unreal.. Because people know that you can use everything, even if it means ignoring what it was meant for. Improvise, overcome, adapt.

There's food coops, WhatsApp groups, meeting at the gas station for a beer. Offering your own labor for nothing but a potential favour in the future.


How to grow weed, josie you illiterate imbecile? Sun, warmth, water and hell, if you want to be fancy you can control pH too (5.8 to 6.2 on both water and fertilizer) and watering temperature (20c). Fertiliser? Throw some fresh kitchen garbage meant for compost into the hole before you plant, done. Go bigger than you think. Add some organic, produce fertiliser when you see deficiency. Could make it yourself so easily, but that's a step too far for our geniuses. Water whenever they look like they need it. Check for pests and mildew (shake water off after rainfalls, it can be so simple) occasionally. Make adjustments according to your local weather, ground and area. Done.

In pots? Same story. Will likely need more fertiliser over the course though. Also water until you've got run off coming out at the bottom to avoid fertiliser mineral composites collecting and poisoning them. You'll likely need to water more, because pots are shit at keeping it. Or cover the earth to keep the water from evaporating too quickly. Moss and stuff is great. Keeps water too. Adjust to your area. (brown pots, not black ones, depending on your area and sun strength! They like warm roots, but don't like the whole being boiled alive thing.)

Hydroponics? You need a few water barrels to build, fertilizer is a price step up and you'll need specific ones to not clog up your systems. Which you can build yourself! Or you go hydroponic fish farm. Not even a need for fertilizer, just a pump depending on your set up. Grow your own fish in the meantime. Sell, or eat.


The laziness is astounding. The amount of things other people would've learned in those two years living on a farm.. The connections you could've made.. The produce you could already grown at this point, saved, sold and the shit you could get done with that amount of "man" power. Not to even mention the strides towards organic self sufficiency they could have taken.

Which at this point is not applicable in any way. At all. They are not self sufficient, nor are they working towards it, they are also not organic, and they are most certainly not frugal.

It's all e-begging for soap starter kits on fucking amazon, instead of just putting any effort in it and considering how they could make it work anyway.

I do all that shit by myself and I am angered because I can't get more done in a day and simply do not have the energy. Just the amount of muscle I've put on in three years of this.. And still I don't have to put any work into looking like a woman either. As if it came natural.
 
You forget, though. They could read all the weed growing manuals in the world, but they'd never grow anything you could catch a buzz from because they'd absolutely refuse to accept the necessity of getting rid of the males, and that only real females can do the necessary work.
 
I keep being amazed at the general lack of just thinking, planning and research all around.

It's not hard to grow some weed without electricity. Just not in the middle of winter, lol. (Where it also fascinates me, that over all those years they never build any raised garden beds, any winter beds or anything.)

Instead of grabbing all the information on the Internet where its perfectly free to access, years of experience shared all over and solutions to just about everything you're looking for— they need someone to write it down and spell it out for them? Youtube playlists out the ass too if you're too lazy to read through resources and would rather have it play softly in the background.

Then go order everything off of fucking amazon, plastic garbage and weird cheap ass chinese starter kits and whatnot for every of their shitty ideas.

That is just so fascinating to me. Eco friendly and self sustaining my ass, they can't even grow their own produce.

All you need is some wood and maybe if you want to go fancy some old pipe or hose for drip irrigation. Or test your ground and grow it right there.

Whatever happened to improvise, adapt and overcome when it comes to farm projects? Half my shit is improvised and definitely wasn't meant to be used that way. Cheap and it works though.

Weed is so easy to grow if you've got the basics down! I had more issues with my damn corn this year. I'm pretty sure I straight up ignored it for a month too.
My grandma grew it on her back deck (she had cancer and it helped with the nausea from chemo). It really isn't that hard. I guess off season might be different -- but my grandma managed to do this back in the '80s prior to the internet or any "written instructions". Somebody told her how to do it and she did it. To be fair, my grandma wasn't a moron or a troon, so I guess she had an advantage over these bozos.

Everything they all do is such a fucking LARP. Josie acts like he is some hippie mountain man, yet he doesn't even know how to grow some weed? There are endless guides on all the different ways to grow some pot. I figured he, and the rest of the troons, don't really bother growing food because they are lazy and fine with eating frozen shit from Costco. But this makes me think they haven't even bothered to make a few raised beds to grow some easy vegetables during the summer because he straight up doesn't even know how, despite having all the knowledge in the world at his hands, and seemingly endless time.
I fully believe that if they attempted to grow something, we'd see the CHAZ garden 2.0. It would be slightly better than that -- but not by much. Especially if the ranch hands are going to drop everything whenever a vagina comes around.
 
Not much been going on since Sky and Bonnie thing, but I scraped together some goodies.
Bonnie came through with a truly hilarious and somewhat concerning tweet, though. [A]
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I really hope he doesn’t actually give Alyssa any kind of authority over the tranch because as hilarious as having a BPD munchie retard at the helm would be, the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch ship would truly be destroyed by the icebergs of alpaca bodies come the end of winter.

Penny does not like Christmas. [A]
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Nor the RMPC. I did not open the Tiktok because I just don’t care tbh [A]
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Kevin revealed yesterday that the tranch has a dealer’s den spot at TFF [A]
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The other day one of the serfs had a little meltdown [A]
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And an alpaca video. I archived this one in particular. [A]
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Not much been going on since Sky and Bonnie thing, but I scraped together some goodies.
Bonnie came through with a truly hilarious and somewhat concerning tweet, though. [A]
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I really hope he doesn’t actually give Alyssa any kind of authority over the tranch because as hilarious as having a BPD munchie retard at the helm would be, the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch ship would truly be destroyed by the icebergs of alpaca bodies come the end of winter.[/SPOILER]
Paul openly claiming that both him and Alyssa are the Tranch leaders, along with Sky's tweets from the other day about panic and self-blame, confirms to me that he is ending his relationship with Sky. I suspect this will include Sky leaving the Tranch.

Divorce will be a mess financially with the mortgage and a bunch of other debt involved, but it will also let Paul cement control over both the Tranch and Alyssa herself by being the provider of not just sweet, sweet BPD validation but also in control of her housing and bodily autonomy. He's going to get a lot more than he bargained for when he picked her as the official Tranch Bangmaid when her internal mental illness BPD meltdown timer goes off. The abuse goes both ways.

This is setting up a confrontation with Penny about who actually runs the place. Paul's tweets have been shit like Minecraft streaming and not about animal husbandry, product promotion, or anything to do at all with operating a ranch that supposedly produces animal fiber for sale. The Tranchers will have to cater to Alyssa's every insane whim and fake seizure when she moves in. Meanwhile, she will be able to cry to the owner about how people are mean to her for every imaginary slight. Her moving there jeopardizes the housing of every single person in the Tranch, until Paul gets tired of her.

Alyssa really is Helen of Troy.
 
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The other day one of the serfs had a little meltdown [A]
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Firstly luv, male genitalia as such are not icky, but that mettwurst you have frankensteined to your crotch is.

Secondly, you're from the political faction that's been depicting each aspect of male behaviour as 'toxic masculinity', so you shouldn't be surprised it's indiscriminately applied to you, too. You've made this bed for yourselves, now sleep in it.
 
Everything they all do is such a fucking LARP. Josie acts like he is some hippie mountain man, yet he doesn't even know how to grow some weed? There are endless guides on all the different ways to grow some pot. I figured he, and the rest of the troons, don't really bother growing food because they are lazy and fine with eating frozen shit from Costco. But this makes me think they haven't even bothered to make a few raised beds to grow some easy vegetables during the summer because he straight up doesn't even know how, despite having all the knowledge in the world at his hands, and seemingly endless time.
@Näkki :
The laziness is astounding. The amount of things other people would've learned in those two years living on a farm.. The connections you could've made.. The produce you could already grown at this point, saved, sold and the shit you could get done with that amount of "man" power. Not to even mention the strides towards organic self sufficiency they could have taken.
This is the most disappointing thing about the tranch. They have gotten nothing at all done with all that man power and unlimited time.
No new buildings, no improvements, no interesting contraptions. The very little they have done has been rushed and halfassed.
Crooked and incomplete fence lines. A hole in the ground with a tarp over it for a "barn" or what ever the fuck they call it. A pile of dirt instead of a nice gun range. etc etc.

The EarthShip was built to its current state by 2 or 3 hippies.
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The Tranch is 3x the manpower and they cant even replace a staircase.

All they seem to do is sit around smoking dope and consooming useless garbage off amazon. They could do that anywhere.
 
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It'll weed out the actual faggots from the AGPs since Alyssa will fuck anything with a cock. The Estrogen Ceremonies will come to an end when these incels in dresses get the slightest whiff of pussy.
Jarrod is the only intact male not on hormones on the tranch besides Sky (barring maybe the interchangeable non-FTM field serfs, who I never remember enough about) but I'm not sure he'd have sex with Kindness.

He kinda seems asexual, or at least reserved enough not to hornypost on main (which suggests also reserved enough to not want to stick his dick in a diseased hobgoblin whose body is literally falling apart). IIRC he identifies as "queer" so that might actually mean he's gay, but it probably just means gender stuff. Either way he lives in an RV and I think isn't allowed to use the main house facilities, so I don't think Kindness would have him in her sights, as he wouldn't be useful to her continued existence on the Tranch in the way seducing a house trans would.
But this makes me think they haven't even bothered to make a few raised beds to grow some easy vegetables during the summer because he straight up doesn't even know how, despite having all the knowledge in the world at his hands, and seemingly endless time.
Unless I'm misremembering/conflating photos from Jacey's Uncanny Valley, I think Jarrod has built some (small) raised beds somewhere on the property. He has a haul of seeds as well. Unfortunately most of the crops he has take more than 60 days to go from seed to harvest, and that's about the length of their growing season, or they're herbs/stuff like strawberries that might be nice to have but can't really feed anyone.
This is setting up a confrontation with Penny about who actually runs the place. Paul's tweets have been shit like Minecraft streaming and not about animal husbandry, product promotion, or anything to do at all with operating a ranch that supposedly produces animal fiber for sale
Penny does do a lot of the work and is cult leader, but Sky is the actual ranch manager and therefore the one who "runs" the place in the actual operational sense.
 
Paul openly claiming that both him and Alyssa are the Tranch leaders, along with Sky's tweets from the other day about panic and self-blame, confirms to me that he is ending his relationship with Sky. I suspect this will include Sky leaving the Tranch.

Divorce will be a mess financially with the mortgage and a bunch of other debt involved, but it will also let Paul cement control over both the Tranch and Alyssa herself by being the provider of not just sweet, sweet BPD validation but also in control of her housing and bodily autonomy. He's going to get a lot more than he bargained for when he picked her as the official Tranch Bangmaid when her internal mental illness BPD meltdown timer goes off. The abuse goes both ways.

This is setting up a confrontation with Penny about who actually runs the place. Paul's tweets have been shit like Minecraft streaming and not about animal husbandry, product promotion, or anything to do at all with operating a ranch that supposedly produces animal fiber for sale. The Tranchers will have to cater to Alyssa's every insane whim and fake seizure when she moves in. Meanwhile, she will be able to cry to the owner about how people are mean to her for every imaginary slight. Her moving there jeopardizes the housing of every single person in the Tranch, until Paul gets tired of her.

Alyssa really is Helen of Troy.
Oh God yes. Either this thing slowly peters out as the troon community gets wise to it's scam and stops donating (like troonblinka) or it goes out with a BANG.
 
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