Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Guy's gotta have a headstone, at least, right? I can imagine some of your zanier, degenerate goons making annual pilgrimages to the tax man's grave site, leaving behind various offerings like Goldbelly pies, tranny porn, copies of B-grade horror flicks, etc. Could be entertaining, but mostly just pathetic.

Offline and decomposing in quicklime.
"OFFLINE AND COVERED IN QUICKLIME" was my go-to.
 
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I still have not found a Lee's Summit obituary for Rich. His mom can't even think of something to lie about to make it seem like people are going to miss him.
Underground and rotting like his spine
Ironically his spine may be the only thing that is going to be left in that casket, seeing as how it's probably all titanium and cement.
 
I couldn't find a pie urn but found a pizza urn and a cupcake urn necklace:

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Guy's gotta have a headstone, at least, right? I can imagine some of your zanier, degenerate goons making annual pilgrimages to the tax man's grave site, leaving behind various offerings like Goldbelly pies, tranny porn, copies of B-grade horror flicks, etc.
Wtf are you talking about? More like shits, pisses, vomits, this bastard deserves only vile bodily functions. If he'd taken even a single bit of advice he got in the last year before he died, he'd still be collecting five figures for doing nothing and chomping down on Goldbelly pies and swallowing pills.

He chose to ignore every single bit of good advice he got while simultaneously blaming the people who gave him that advice for his failures when he ignored them.

If there is a Hell, he's in it.
 
Guy's gotta have a headstone, at least, right? I can imagine some of your zanier, degenerate goons making annual pilgrimages to the tax man's grave site, leaving behind various offerings like Goldbelly pies, tranny porn, copies of B-grade horror flicks, etc. Could be entertaining, but mostly just pathetic.
Groverhaus and that racist hot dog guy will get mentioned more than him.
 
I was having a reeeeeeeeeal dumb argument with somebody and somebody PMed me to tell me it was a Fischmech alt. I had never heard of him at the time and looked him up and felt dirty immediatly. Like I had been bullying a literal disabled person.

His pic is around. He is somewhere below Chrischan and Kevin in overall appearance.
isn't he the guy who went into the fashion thread and update his look? hes got a weird body posture and the clothes made it even worse?

or is that another guy?

Yo mama is what I say!

I forget who Grocer whatever even is. Just felt like saying yo mama.

dude built his own haus and it had mismatched windows and any numbee of building code violations. the best part was that he was a building inspector and cert his own house.

gotta see the pictures shit is bonkers
 
isn't he the guy who went into the fashion thread and update his look? hes got a weird body posture and the clothes made it even worse?

or is that another guy?
Different person, Fishmech is troon.

Went way too deep looking for the pic I was thinking of and came up empty handed, but I did find this pic of happier times

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dude built his own haus and it had mismatched windows and any numbee of building code violations. the best part was that he was a building inspector and cert his own house.
Grocer did nothing wrong. Building a house is a huge pain in the ass and dealing with the inspector can be the worst part. I haven't even built my own. I've just been a very un-Hispanic day laborer helping a friend. Building codes are tyranny.

Semper Fidelis Tyrannosaurus!
 
dude built his own haus and it had mismatched windows and any numbee of building code violations. the best part was that he was a building inspector and cert his own house.
It was an addition he built on to his existing home and he fucked up the foundation. I'd be surprised if it was still standing.

Him complaining about being unable to square his door frames was hilarious. Yeah dude a slanted foundation is gonna do that
 
Pretty sure the primary issue with inspections on Groverhaus was that he had put outlets like every 9 inches on his kitchen ceiling, I guess to soothe some sort of power-related traumatic childhood experience and an electrical inspector told him that wasn't going to fly so he threatened to get his own certification and sign off on his own shit. I'm not sure that he ever did though.

I don't recall any of the work ever being like dangerously incompetent, it was just hilarious and inept and he put zero effort into thoughtful design or rational usage of the living spaces for the build, and he was in way over his head. Like at one point he installed a window at the foot of some stairs so if you were to fall down the stairs just right your ass would go right through.

We never did manage to figure out what the point of this PVC pipe coming out of his shed was

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Oh yeah, one more anecdote from that era; when he was describing his build plans he explained that a regular addition would only add a few square feet whereas the entire second floor he was adding would put him into a new category of real estate comps and would instantly double his home's value once complete. It was just completely delusional.
 
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Different person, Fishmech is troon.

Went way too deep looking for the pic I was thinking of and came up empty handed, but I did find this pic of happier times

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Who is that? She's pretty hot. Lowtax was a decent looking guy in his younger days though
 
Grocer did nothing wrong. Building a house is a huge pain in the ass and dealing with the inspector can be the worst part. I haven't even built my own. I've just been a very un-Hispanic day laborer helping a friend. Building codes are tyranny.

Semper Fidelis Tyrannosaurus!
He went beyond what the inspector wanted by insulating his stairs. Does anyone have an album of all the pics?
 
Pretty sure the primary issue with inspections on Groverhaus was that he had put outlets like every 9 inches on his kitchen ceiling, I guess to soothe some sort of power-related traumatic childhood experience and an electrical inspector told him that wasn't going to fly so he threatened to get his own certification and sign off on his own shit. I'm not sure that he ever did though.

I don't recall any of the work ever being like dangerously incompetent, it was just hilarious and inept and he put zero effort into thoughtful design or rational usage of the living spaces for the build, and he was in way over his head. Like at one point he installed a window at the foot of some stairs so if you were to fall down the stairs just right your ass would go right through.

We never did manage to figure out what the point of this PVC pipe coming out of his shed was

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Oh yeah, one more anecdote from that era; when he was describing his build plans he explained that a regular addition would only add a few square feet whereas the entire second floor he was adding would put him into a new category of real estate comps and would instantly double his home's value once complete. It was just completely delusional.

He went beyond what the inspector wanted by insulating his stairs. Does anyone have an album of all the pics?
The window at the bottom of the insulated stairs also pointed at the thermostat
 
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