Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

When will Juliana become bedbound? As of January 2022

  • Within 3 months

    Votes: 33 4.3%

  • Within 6 months

    Votes: 118 15.4%

  • Within a year

    Votes: 206 26.9%

  • Within 3 years

    Votes: 140 18.3%

  • Never

    Votes: 21 2.7%

  • Shes already there

    Votes: 247 32.3%
  • Total voters
    765
GenociderSyo said:
Seems pretty normal things especially her one of Corissa and the sun:
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Not terrible. Corissa made it sound like this is a first attempt but she's clearly been at this for probably a few years. Watercolors are not easy to work in so for an amateur these are perfectly decent. I agree with the observation though this should remain a hobby and not be a career unless she's willing to do the massive amount of work to improve her technique and composition.
 
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Corissa's lips are so bumpy, wrinkled, and gross; they look diseased. I guess they could just be chapped, but filler has also done her no favors.

As for Amanda, her artwork sales may ultimately cover her monthly grocery and gas expenses if she's lucky. A full-time and successful art career is a pipe dream, but there's no harm in setting up an Etsy store and trying to sell stuff at local boutiques or craft fairs, so sure, go for it. However, she is rather naive and idealistic, especially for a 35-year-old. She'd be better off starting a housecleaning or interior house-painting business or something.

Oh, and Amanda is about 34/35. She just looks and seems young because of her whimsical active nu-hippie lifestyle, I guess. She eats healthy foods, exercises every day, practices meditation and yoga, has fewer stressors than most people, etc. Corissa looks awful in general, of course, but she's comically disgusting and haggard in comparison to her sister/genetic potential.
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Gross. Corissa is really starting to give me Lena Dunham vibes in that she’s been aggressively fug and repugnant as of late, almost like she secretly wants people to talk shit so she can bitch about it.

Also, how does her Patreon stay afloat? Her YouTube video from a month ago pulled in only 4k views, and before that, she hadn’t posted in almost a year. The only free content she puts out is Instagram posts, and I can’t imagine those would inspire people to pay for more content. 🤔
 
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weaselhat said:
Goddamn it, corissa! Wash your fucking hair.
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She can't. There's no shower, and she probably can't fit into the bathtub, let alone dunk her head in the water - what little is in the tub after her displacement - or raise her arms above her head to wash her hair even if she uses a hose attachment.

She could go to a gym just for the showes I suppose. But that would probably ~trigger her eating disorder uwu~
 
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multiverse said:
She can't. There's no shower, and she probably can't fit into the bathtub, let alone dunk her head in the water - what little is in the tub after her displacement - or raise her arms above her head to wash her hair even if she uses a hose attachment.

She could go to a gym just for the showes I suppose. But that would probably ~trigger her eating disorder uwu~
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I've heard of homeless people getting those $10 planet fitness memberships for the showers and free food.
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Aww she says homeowner like shes actually on the Deed....
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Doing manual tasks while sitting is the dumbest shit, sitting down severely restricts your freedom of movement and you can't lean your body weight into something if necessary. Ironically it must be even worse for them, clearly neither of them have any kind of arm or upper body strength, despite the extra 400 lbs.
 
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Corissa is an abject moron. She thought wheelbarrows were called "wheelbarrels," says that her late thirties are her "formative years," and also claims to be the home renovation "project manager." (If I were Amanda and Crusty, that deluded ridiculousness would be enough for me to say adios.)

Also, lol that Dad once again bought dried fruits and nuts in this very vlog! Is that his only role? He certainly doesn't tell Corissa to get her shit together or offer any real advice, just gives her a ton of snacks to appease the beast.
 
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