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Don't go out of your way to avoid saying "Trump" because "retarded politicians" more or less said that.
Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey Stepping Down, Report Says
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Nah, it was a German politician like a decade ago. Really stuck out to me because no one in tech respected Twitter.
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Basically he wants to run the site based on India's "Freedom" of Speech. AKA controlled speech.
tax gum
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Not sure who cares but Dorsey is now moving to firebomb his other company, Square ($SQ). They make those white chip reader ipad things that every coffee shop has, skimming 2.6% + 10c off of every transaction. Like every great product, you get the chip reader for free and then are eternally cucked by fees. They also own CashApp and Tidal (why the fuck do they own Tidal) and some webhosting shit that nobody uses.
In order to keep up with Zuck being cool and changing Facebook to "Meta", Square (headed by Dorsey) moved today to rename themselves "Block" to emphasize how much Dorsey loves Blockchain (though he actually only loves Bitcoin). This name change follows two months of straight downward trend (down ~25% in the past month and a half) with this name change spawning a nice -6% day.
In order to keep up with Zuck being cool and changing Facebook to "Meta", Square (headed by Dorsey) moved today to rename themselves "Block" to emphasize how much Dorsey loves Blockchain (though he actually only loves Bitcoin). This name change follows two months of straight downward trend (down ~25% in the past month and a half) with this name change spawning a nice -6% day.
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It just keeps tumbling down, tumbling down tumbling down~
Don't forget crying to daddy America whenever someone dares to tell jokes about about their silly, nonsensical, and/or corrupt media antics, then -whether their demands are met or not- whining about how westerners are super racist and unfair towards them.
But no, India is 2020's world superpower! They don't need no white man's help to police their own country, nor do they need no white man's hand-me-down checkmark bird site to protect them from mean internet people, amirite?
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Yearly low for their stocks:
Also, let me make this look worse, as they are only worth 1.17 more today than the oldest records Google can provide:
Still, compared to their lowest, doing pretty good:
Also, let me make this look worse, as they are only worth 1.17 more today than the oldest records Google can provide:
Still, compared to their lowest, doing pretty good:
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Little tip, go the nasdaq site and download the excel sheet for them. It's a lot more accurate than Googles copy. $14.02 was what they opened at. They dropped below that during the day and did so for quite a while. Lowest opening though was $13.95 on 05/04/2016. They managed to close above $14 though. This was around the "height" of GG and every supporter was claiming it was all thanks to them.
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Goddamnit, am I going to finally have to go to Facebook to keep in touch with friends?
Why didn't he just hand twitter over to Yahoo? Would that be too humane a death??
Why didn't he just hand twitter over to Yahoo? Would that be too humane a death??
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You could always just get their phone numbers or even make plans to see them in person if they're close enough. Social media killed interpersonal relationships.
i mean it's a pajeet that hates the west.
he is pretty much near a milking station already.
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Aren't Pajeets, at least those living in Pajeetland based? I feel like California will debase even Eastern Europeans.
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This is amazing. They are the 16th largest english speaking website, have 330 million monthly active users, are a component of the S&P 500, and are in a sector that has experienced the biggest bull market in the history of equity markets. And they are up a dollar since IPO.
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I wish I had some way of buying Twitter shares. You're all high if you think this company is tanking. My predictions:
1) It tanks and has a government bail-out ala banks, to prevent a big tech collapse (I believe this is inevitable, but that day might not be soon)
2) Pajeet is going to go the Cartmanland route of blocking everyone from the website, forcing paid accounts to see top posts and only having free accounts (loaded with ads) that can see X amount of posts a day. Similar to what Tinder has done.
With 2, he can use the MSM to run a few stories of "WOW, you won't believe what X person on Twitter said, but you need a paid account to see it!"
1) It tanks and has a government bail-out ala banks, to prevent a big tech collapse (I believe this is inevitable, but that day might not be soon)
2) Pajeet is going to go the Cartmanland route of blocking everyone from the website, forcing paid accounts to see top posts and only having free accounts (loaded with ads) that can see X amount of posts a day. Similar to what Tinder has done.
With 2, he can use the MSM to run a few stories of "WOW, you won't believe what X person on Twitter said, but you need a paid account to see it!"
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Open contempt is an improvement. Dorsey just lied and pretended to support an open platform for discourse. I much prefer all the cards on the table.
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The only thing worse than oldfags are newfags who pretend that they're oldfags.
Way to use "muh", too. Did you think of that one all on your own? What other dumb, overused trends do you slavishly follow you tired little pillow biter?
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Who cares
If you want to have clout get it like a normal person and have sex with DSPs sister in law
you guys have very short memories
twitter was created in order to document and communicate social unrest from below on a global scale. the entire point of twitter was to make tiananmen square impossible ever again.
how and when glowies moved in is debatable and probably unknowable but the founders were, originally, true believers in the oldstyle flood the industry with freaks -future shock - liberation through horizontal information technology
those people have gone greek tragedy insane from the cognitive dissonance
banning exactly the kind of videos twitter was intended to disseminate - telling the world "we want another tiananmen?"
you can't run organizations if you're pulling that kind of whiplash, and it's not just twitter. that entire world is collapsing.
twitter was created in order to document and communicate social unrest from below on a global scale. the entire point of twitter was to make tiananmen square impossible ever again.
how and when glowies moved in is debatable and probably unknowable but the founders were, originally, true believers in the oldstyle flood the industry with freaks -future shock - liberation through horizontal information technology
those people have gone greek tragedy insane from the cognitive dissonance
banning exactly the kind of videos twitter was intended to disseminate - telling the world "we want another tiananmen?"
you can't run organizations if you're pulling that kind of whiplash, and it's not just twitter. that entire world is collapsing.
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Lol imagine thinking Twitter admins ever cared about truth or the little guy.
If they did it stopped the second they realized they could get fat stacks of $$$ shilling for Hollywood and political interests
they did though
and they had fat stacks of cash already
it was glowies and offers of power that corrupted them, not money
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