IP2 Craig Jakubowski / Shawn Phase / @shawnphase - Chronic simpaholic , DXM abuser, Discord Groomer, Stalker, "Expert on the deets"

[What the shit]

Shawn has returned with a cryptic post that made sense to no one... fucking chad didn't even embed the file

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That's a nice drawing @shawnphase who'd you commission to do that?

 

[MediocreMilt]

does anybody have an idea what this could be about?

A 43-year-old man trying to look air-quotes "cool" in front of a bunch of 20-year-olds or younger?

 

[In the Sick of It]

Shawn has returned with a cryptic post that made sense to no one... fucking chad didn't even embed the file

does anybody have an idea what this could be about?
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Alice drew that and showed it on the YOBA cam a few days ago.

 

[break these cuffs]

Alice drew that and showed it on the YOBA cam a few days ago.

Totally done with her btw

 

[Empresa]

I found some new content from Shawn fresh , unlisted, RAW

kinda liked it [kinda]

 

[Shitposter9000]

I've noticed most of these weirdo's who show their face on cam at this age are the worst of the worst... Captain deplorable, gramps4life, dr dildo... Gramps even made a program that lets him wape other characters in a video game and the character is named Rip Royce. Girl is like 27 and he's 43

 

[Cat Attack]

 

[Dona Morte]

@Empresa
He actually responded to a post I made yesterday about him and Stoic having a drum battle. Let me try to find it.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/lolcow-musicians.106674/post-10606419
There I guess we can have a mod move it here?

 

[Empresa]

Its okay I quoted it ,this thread will serve as a food bank for all his pasta he makes in the wild , since he's trying to avoid the one place that wants to actively talk to him candidly

id rather not battle and just make a song with him. ive been focusing on guitar much more now than drumming.

my music is kind of a mix of everything, but some of it is trolling oriented. i dont exactly fit a lolcow mold, i just focus on music and dont care about ot need attention for it. some of it comes out being funny in spots, sometimes its just a big theme that if you can determine the meaning behind it, then youre in on the joke. its a bit of a sickness for me where i dont and cant stop, im constantly writing. but thats why i said id rather write a tune with dude than battle him, hows a battle gonna inspire him to not be so salt all the time. he doesnt have an outlet. if he applied himself and proved he had the chops he said he does then he'd be gettin somewhere. id rather keep goin forward than laterally or stayin in the same spot, even backwards.

by @Justanotherguy

 

[Dona Morte]

Hi @shawnphase can you please let us know what the drawing means?
We give people a fair shake except if they abuse kids or animals.

 

[MediocreMilt]

all ive got, i had to steal

Ah, finally, some music I can send to people I hate that isn't Tommie Tooter murdering his saxophone.

 

[Dona Morte]

I think @shawnphase just does not like to talk to people that WANT to give him attention.
Remixes
It's what it is ABOUT!

 

[shawnphase]

i think @shawnphase doesnt care and has better things to do with his time than to 'feed' boring people who dont/cant find better things to do with theirs.

 

[Dona Morte]

i think @shawnphase doesnt care and has better things to do with his time than to 'feed' boring people who dont/cant find better things to do with theirs.

Noooo.
I am not boring.
I SWEAR.
Promise.
You ever do covers or just remix?
Look at this BEAUTIFUL music.

 

[MediocreMilt]

i think @shawnphase doesnt care and has better things to do with his time than to 'feed' boring people who dont/cant find better things to do with theirs.

i think @shawnphase keeps coming back to tell us how much he totally doesn't care.

 

[break these cuffs]

i think @shawnphase keeps coming back to tell us how much he totally doesn't care.

It's thrown me off balance because it definitely isn't a cope used by internet spergs for decades. @shawnphase is breaking new ground and the last real renegade in the game.

 

[Cat Attack]

 

[Shitposter9000]

https://imgur.com/cq3vWuB @shawnphase any ideas on the next meme I should make?

 

[In the Sick of It]

https://mobile.twitter.com/scuffedalice/status/1465368498490818562

An example of the better things Shawn has to do between coming here to tell us he doesn't have time for us.

 

[GuntN7]

best halal thread yet