Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

Bob is lying his dishonest mentally feeble ass off about being an "altar boy". Also no way in fucking hell an emotionally disturbed and delusional malcontent made it into any scouts organization.

He really is so stupid with his lies.

If he were in the Scouts he'd have mentioned it in Brick By Brick.

Peter Coffin speculates the source of Bobby's misanthropy, and the sacred name of MCU is defilled:


Pete falls for Bobby's "joke", and Arkle continues to powerlevel:






The white knight-dames convene for the escalating crisis:





(The "ablest" garbage: "you are sick in the head")

Despite his grievous trauma, Bobby doesn't forget to simp his Angel:


Someone knows the true intention of the Lord of Lynn:

If someone wants to spam the Lindsay photo, this is now.

Projection:

I agree with B. Coul -- but the fun is at Bobby's expense.


Bobby is still stuck in 1990, when he was the only altar boy who wasn't granted the special favor.

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Now we know what letter did Bobby sent up the "flu":

Bobby presumes that everyone's mom sells butterball turkeys.

It is grotesque to collect firearms; Cultural Elites collect beer cans.

Being blocked by Bobby must be a fate worse than death.

"Nazi Velma" reveals that Kamala Harris has shit-poor approval ratings, that her office is mismanaged, that her underlings (including pee o'seas) are jumping ship:


Meghan McCain:


Dan Crenshaw:


Jan 6:






Bobby's Angels:

Neither of these men can define CRT, and it goes without saying that neither has a uterus.

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Bobby rues an afternoon wasted:











(Vulture article)



Children TV:


Consoom:

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Have I missed something or is this still the same slapfight where he said "A tiny % of us drag the rest across the goal-lines of societal-progress.... White Trash Nation failed the easiest moral test it was going to get in 2016", making it very obvious what he thought the primary requirement for being a member of the "tiny %" was?

Oh, isn't this a little piece of something. Cat lady. Vax demand in handle. References to the Women's March, or as I like to call it "TDScon 2017", in late 2021. Why I am suddenly thinking of the phrase "dry and withered uterus"?

And that tag line! "Moral outrage is not hate"? I wonder, would it be "moral outrage" if one was "pissed" at, say, grooming of minors done by certain protected groups?

Pete falls for Bobby's "joke", and Arkle continues to powerlevel:

KF memes? Is he talking about us? I honestly can't tell.

QuartsClock's next post: "I still don't fully comprehend why wet streets cause rain."

You sent a letter hoping for massive property damage in a public space? Lovely. (I thought he got my letter which was "Dear Santa, please give me a sign of how this Christmas is going to turn out.")

Also "Ask yer mum"? Hold on, I got the comic Bob learned debate from right here....

Yikes, such misogynistic transphobia! Not all women have uteruses, but no woman should be silenced, especially on the topic of abortion. Can we get these two bigots cancelled?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

"Uh, actually, when I call for killing all Red Staters, it's a joke, but when you point it, out that's literal targeted harassment AND HOW DARE YOU INVOKE THE SACRED NAME OF MAHVUL GO SUCK A SHOTGUN PETER."

 

[JayHarrison]

Now we know what letter did Bobby sent up the "flu":
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Bobby presumes that everyone's mom sells butterball turkeys.

This ain't the first time Bob "No Bad Tactics" Chipman's openly condoned arson (see 2017 U.C. Berkeley "protests").

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It is grotesque to collect firearms; Cultural Elites collect beer cans.
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Being blocked by Bobby must be a fate worse than death.

On the contrary. Being blocked by Moviebob is a badge of honor. (I'd be wearing one, but I blocked Bob before he could block me.)

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"Nazi Velma" reveals that Kamala Harris has shit-poor approval ratings, that her office is mismanaged, that her underlings (including pee o'seas) are jumping ship:
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There's good reason why Vice Prostitute Kamala Harris' approval ratings are in the shitter: Those who disapprove of Kommiela's job performance are actually witnessing reality as it develops in front of their eyes.

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Meghan McCain:
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"I'll take 'Moviebob's Open Misogyny' for $300, Alex."

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Dan Crenshaw:
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Despite losing his right eye, Texas Representative Dan Crenshaw gained clearer vision. Moviebob sold his soul for a Superiyaa Fyuuchaa and has literally zero return on his invesment.

Bobby's Angels:
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Neither of these men can define CRT, and it goes without saying that neither has a uterus.

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Bobby rues an afternoon wasted:
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Take as much time as you need, Bob. The less often you contaminate the Internet, the better it is for humanity.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Take as much time as you need, Bob. The less often you contaminate the Internet, the better it is for humanity.

Would it "look ungrateful" to play with your phone throughout the movie? Because I somehow doubt there's a 90 minute tweetless window that could be attributed to a secret screener only the good boy critics like Bob get to go to.

(What I'm saying is, he attended the screener with his old Boy Scout troop and all the women who have fixed a plate for him.)

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Robert is fat and dumb, and I don't like him very much.

I think everyone who's ever interacted with Bob has said that at some point.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

If Bob is the superior future, than God really did us dirty when he said he promised not to wipe us all out again.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

If Bob is the superior future, than God really did us dirty when he said he promised not to wipe us all out again.

Maybe God's just waiting until the rainbow isn't associated with the covenant in the eyes of the masses anymore.

 

[Koby_Fish]

View attachment 2784655God what a sniveling little cunt he his.

Ugh, fucking SERIOUSLY, Bob? Peter Coof'n is just giving his True And Honest Opinion about Bob's mental state and possible future actions. That is neither actionable nor targeted harassment. The irony of this is Bob is the type to whine about "pissbabies" and "manchildren" who complain about "DiVerSItY", when he's the biggest fuckin pissbaby of all over this "alleged harassment". Bob can say that Coof'n is wrong, but he's not really doing that much to prove him wrong. In fact, I'm pretty sure Bob's actions right here do the opposite of proving Peter Coof'n wrong.

If Bob is the superior future, than God really did us dirty when he said he promised not to wipe us all out again.

Maybe God's just waiting until the rainbow isn't associated with the covenant in the eyes of the masses anymore.

Well to be fair, He only promised not to wipe us all out with a giant worldwide flood.

Which is great, because that means Moviebob gets taken out by fire.

 

[Quixotic Man]

I love how Bob creepily stalks Peter Coffin, but then gets furious when anyone calls him out on his bullshit.

Also keep on defending the MCU Bob, I'm sure Feige will hire you to write the Alpha Flight movie any day now.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

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Can Bob just not understand that some people are tired of this cultural regurgitation in general?

Yes, some of them will be better than others, but even the technically "good" ones aren't that interesting anymore, because they all stick to the same tried and tested algorithmic formula so much.

Like, yeah, I thought Shang-Chi was a decent movie, but was it "interesting"?......

 

[Positron]

"Uh, actually, when I call for killing all Red Staters, it's a joke, but when you point it, out that's literal targeted harassment AND HOW DARE YOU INVOKE THE SACRED NAME OF MAHVUL GO SUCK A SHOTGUN PETER."
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Can anyone with artistic talent make a masked wojak based on his current avatar (but in tears)?

 

[thismanlies]

And Bob's hypocrisy continues ():

He forgot the golden rule: Be civil. If you have to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.

 

[TigerGoblin]

Bob, Bobby, Roberto, Robaboon, listen.
You cant throw at anyone in this universe (the real universe, not the Marvel one) that they bring up the MCU more than yourself. At this stage, even Kevin Feigie speak about it less.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

If he were in the Scouts he'd have mentioned it in Brick By Brick.

Peter Coffin speculates the source of Bobby's misanthropy, and the sacred name of MCU is defilled:
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Pete falls for Bobby's "joke", and Arkle continues to powerlevel:
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The white knight-dames convene for the escalating crisis:
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(The "ablest" garbage: "you are sick in the head")

Bob is seething hard that people are biting back against him. Like holy fuck Bob just cries like a damn baby when anyone makes fun of him. It's a shame he is just doing tweets, because if he filmed himself reacting, he'd probably have CWC-tier meltdowns. But I like how he keeps acknowledging Kiwifarms as a way to discredit people for calling him out, really classy Bob.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Can you define fascism?

Thought so, Bobby. So why do you have an opinion on it?

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Provokes a fight, calls for the Twitter cops, so exhausted by his unfair persecution. Begs people to tell on someone for posting his own words. All done from the safety of his mother's basement at the age of 40.

Ladies, make sure you swipe right on this one.

"Targeted harassment" like Blob does with Greenwald and many others but is too much of a bloated hypocrite to admit!

Bob is seething hard that people are biting back against him. Like holy fuck Bob just cries like a damn baby when anyone makes fun of him. It's a shame he is just doing tweets, because if he filmed himself reacting, he'd probably have CWC-tier meltdowns. But I like how he keeps acknowledging Kiwifarms as a way to discredit people for calling him out, really classy Bob.

Well, both he and Chris are narcissistic manbabies. Bob is just a step above Chris, which isn't much lol!

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Well, both he and Chris are narcissistic manbabies. Bob is just a step above Chris, which isn't much lol!

He's not even really since before the motherfucking shit, Chris had people willingly give him money for just being himself and fucked a hooker (which isn't much but Bob literally is a 40 year old virgin), and even then people still give money to him behind bars where he seems happier.

Bob spends everyday getting mad at everything and tries to get pussy by being a male feminist yet still is a virgin living with his mom.

Of course both are pathetic pieces of shit, Bob just outdoes Chris Chan in being pathetic.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Bob is just a step above Chris, which isn't much lol!

I would say below, even after the fact that Bob is a somewhat functional member of society. Chris is at least cherished by some and most people take pity on him. When it comes to Bob, people know he's a spergy retard that spouts hateful drivel constantly. While Chris buys legos and draws stuff, Bob has a chimpout. Also, Chris doesn't have the Beetus and he's not a virgin.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I love how Bob creepily stalks Peter Coffin, but then gets furious when anyone calls him out on his bullshit.

Also keep on defending the MCU Bob, I'm sure Feige will hire you to write the Alpha Flight movie any day now.

No, Kevin would obviously hire Bobby to write the true Spiderman 4 starring Tobey Maguire that will lead to sequel after sequel and feature Bully Maguire as Ben Reilly, that would lead into a Disney+ TV Show with 24 episodes per season with an unlimited budget, each episode written and directed by other people who follow Bob's vision perfectly without requiring him to do any real work.

And Bob is the typical bully. Can dish it out but can't take it.