Orbiter Matthew Vickers / @MWV / ViciousVickers / Poor Yorick - Ex-coin merchant, bloodline gunted by Ethan Ralph. Fat cuckold who lost everything by trying to launch warfare against Ethan Ralph. Alleged rapist, proven cuckold, got mental damage from his wife's mean words. Cog paypig.

What caused Vickers' crazy eyes?

  • Tumour

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  • Stroke

    Votes: 201 13.9%
  • Gecko hybrid

    Votes: 396 27.4%
  • Dry eyes

    Votes: 33 2.3%
  • All of the above

    Votes: 766 53.0%

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I wonder how much time he'll spend in county, I have a sneaking suspicion he's in deep shit either way if the Vickers clan is showing up front and center with the baby he's never met in tow. He had better hope it's a man without kids for a judge. I think a woman or father will drop the hammer down on him with the victim and father looking on.

Last time he went to jail, I honestly think it was good for him. He seemed to cut back the booze and keep somewhat slim for a minute there. I don't expect jail will be positive for him this go round, last time he had Nora and at least some support. Not so much this time.

I don't see Meigh loading up his commissary so he can pay people off with honey buns and snickers. I also don't see Gator running his show while he's gone now. This next chapter is exhilarating.

Some advice Ralph, save your money as much as you can. The price of hay is double what is was last year, the price of sweet feed is rising fast and fertilizer will be hard to get at reasonable prices. All that will trickle down and even the Farrier will soon be unaffordable.
Last time, there was some kind of optimism he could potentially find.

His show will be effectively dead and not come back, and whatever exists at the moments will forget about him the week after he's gone.

He's on the wrong side of 30 (could be mistaken for 50 easily), with no real assets or investments.

He's got no family left at this point, besides the vegetable brother. May will leave him when it's opportune.

Could Ralph find redemption? Yea, sure. In the same sense that I'll find a a million bucks behind my wall. But in all likelihood, the rest of his life is going to be on a downward slope.
 
Last time, there was some kind of optimism he could potentially find.

His show will be effectively dead and not come back, and whatever exists at the moments will forget about him the week after he's gone.

He's on the wrong side of 30 (could be mistaken for 50 easily), with no real assets or investments.

He's got no family left at this point, besides the vegetable brother. May will leave him when it's opportune.

Could Ralph find redemption? Yea, sure. In the same sense that I'll find a a million bucks behind my wall. But in all likelihood, the rest of his life is going to be on a downward slope.
A few months online hiatus in jail will be the final nail in his streaming career.

Ralph is too old for the all the terminally online groypers, they have plenty of guys close to their own age to fanboy. Ralph is too dumb and trashy to make the leap to the more serious political or news content that appeals to actual adults.

His only hope is to rebrand and talk about pro-wrestling or some other redneck hobby and start trying to get on SSI, just like mama told him to do.
 
The last time Ralph came out of jail right when IBS was becoming a thing, through Metokur he networked with all the existing (and at the time popular) IBS shows, then Baked imploded, Tonka imploded, Sargon went mad, the skeptics were doing dumb shit one after the other, there was some retarded drama daily that Metokur wanted to be a part of so he called into his show, Trump was indirect content for the show and it was the peak of libtards reeing videos being suggested by the YouTube algorithm which benefited any content that was right leaning.

Impossible to say what things will be like a year from now but there won't be a metokur, who the fuck knows what will happen with Fuentes and if he would even want to associate with Ralph after a second stay in jail, IBS is dead even though he keeps trying to parade around its corpse for superchats, and he won't be on YouTube so growing a new audience would be hard.
I'm sure there'll be a few retards like Dingo that actually will count the days until he's back but I doubt most of the viewers are that engaged and will just move on and find something else to listen to.

I do wonder if he would try to revive the show exactly as it is now or if he would try to attach himself to a new group and try to shed the alt right audience he hates so much.
 
I do wonder if he would try to revive the show exactly as it is now or if he would try to attach himself to a new group and try to shed the alt right audience he hates so much.
He will try to revive the show, I guarantee it, and he will attempt to do it using the Dick Show as a springboard - this won't work very well however, since Dick's audience are not interested in what Ralph is selling.

The problem Ralph has, is that while he tries to strut around like he's hot shit and making a complete fool of himself he is alienating almost everyone who could potentially be in a position to assist him upon release. He won't be able to latch onto anyone, moreover I do not think he would be able to handle having his ego so thoroughly dragged from having to do this.

So he will set up his show, and it will be shit.
 
The last time Ralph came out of jail right when IBS was becoming a thing, through Metokur he networked with all the existing (and at the time popular) IBS shows, then Baked imploded, Tonka imploded, Sargon went mad, the skeptics were doing dumb shit one after the other, there was some retarded drama daily that Metokur wanted to be a part of so he called into his show, Trump was indirect content for the show and it was the peak of libtards reeing videos being suggested by the YouTube algorithm which benefited any content that was right leaning.

Impossible to say what things will be like a year from now but there won't be a metokur, who the fuck knows what will happen with Fuentes and if he would even want to associate with Ralph after a second stay in jail, IBS is dead even though he keeps trying to parade around its corpse for superchats, and he won't be on YouTube so growing a new audience would be hard.
I'm sure there'll be a few retards like Dingo that actually will count the days until he's back but I doubt most of the viewers are that engaged and will just move on and find something else to listen to.

I do wonder if he would try to revive the show exactly as it is now or if he would try to attach himself to a new group and try to shed the alt right audience he hates so much.
I feel that if Ralph truly ends up going to jail for any stint of time his career is probably over. His relevancy is rapidly declining with him not being allowed on YouTube or any main stream platforms so if he's gone for like a year or so he could lose his audience entirely unless he stay networked with what friends he has.
 
Could Ralph find redemption? Yea, sure. In the same sense that I'll find a a million bucks behind my wall. But in all likelihood, the rest of his life is going to be on a downward slope.
He'll never find redemption. The best case could be him walking away from the internet once and for all. But even then that won't fix all the things he has done. Some things he has done can't be fixed. And all this shit will only continue to follow him around the rest of his life. No good employer will hire him when they see all the online stuff about him. Maybe blue collar work, but this is a man who is an addict, has never worked a real job and is obsessed with being an e-celeb. He'll never want to get a job, and even if he did he won't hold it done for long.

I think the last time he could have found redemption was after the pillstream. He needed to admit and apologize to everything he had done over the previous few months. While also saying he would work on overcoming his addictions. I am sure a lot of people would have come back to watching him and cheering him on.

Instead he apologized only to then continue to worsen, proving more and more that he really was a giant asshole who wouldn't change. His entire life has been a sinking ship now for three years. It will only continue to worsen as what is left of his financial support collapses and his legal problems start catching up to him.
 
Vickers is having more fun at Disneyland than Ralph is having in Vegas:
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The last time Ralph came out of jail right when IBS was becoming a thing, through Metokur he networked with all the existing (and at the time popular) IBS shows, then Baked imploded, Tonka imploded, Sargon went mad, the skeptics were doing dumb shit one after the other, there was some retarded drama daily that Metokur wanted to be a part of so he called into his show, Trump was indirect content for the show and it was the peak of libtards reeing videos being suggested by the YouTube algorithm which benefited any content that was right leaning.

Impossible to say what things will be like a year from now but there won't be a metokur, who the fuck knows what will happen with Fuentes and if he would even want to associate with Ralph after a second stay in jail, IBS is dead even though he keeps trying to parade around its corpse for superchats, and he won't be on YouTube so growing a new audience would be hard.
I'm sure there'll be a few retards like Dingo that actually will count the days until he's back but I doubt most of the viewers are that engaged and will just move on and find something else to listen to.

I do wonder if he would try to revive the show exactly as it is now or if he would try to attach himself to a new group and try to shed the alt right audience he hates so much.
Keep in mind he had a non-retard wife in Nora who actively maintained Ralph’s website and had content produced while he sat in the clink so shit kept humming along.

If Ralph tries to hand over upkeep of his “brand” to Pantsu it will simply be great for KF. She and Gator can rebrand the KS to four hours of pedo anime discussion and cartoon birthday shout outs.
 
He will try to revive the show, I guarantee it, and he will attempt to do it using the Dick Show as a springboard - this won't work very well however, since Dick's audience are not interested in what Ralph is selling.

The problem Ralph has, is that while he tries to strut around like he's hot shit and making a complete fool of himself he is alienating almost everyone who could potentially be in a position to assist him upon release. He won't be able to latch onto anyone, moreover I do not think he would be able to handle having his ego so thoroughly dragged from having to do this.

So he will set up his show, and it will be shit.
Will Dick even let Ralph anywhere near him or his show? Seems like since Dick barely showed the inaugural Vegas run that IIRC was supposed to be a week-long love fest of the two shows and their hosts, that Dick just doesn't have time for Ralph for whatever reason.
 
Will Dick even let Ralph anywhere near him or his show? Seems like since Dick barely showed the inaugural Vegas run that IIRC was supposed to be a week-long love fest of the two shows and their hosts, that Dick just doesn't have time for Ralph for whatever reason.
It's a good question, maybe you're right and even Dick won't give him a look in - I wonder what could have caused this... you know, maybe it has something to do with Ralph getting into online spats with all his other friends over nothing, and into a fist fight with his producer over being called 5"1'
 
It's a good question, maybe you're right and even Dick won't give him a look in - I wonder what could have caused this... you know, maybe it has something to do with Ralph getting into online spats with all his other friends over nothing, and into a fist fight with his producer over being called 5"1'
Getting into a humiliating Gunt off with Riley was the end of any real Dick and Gunt collaboration. Dick might have been fine to use it for some grist for his content mill but it demonstrated what a embarrassing dumb fuck Ralph truly is. Plus it was all over a ugly chick which goes against Dick’s ethos.

Dick won’t antagonize Ralph, it’s all hassle with no upside unlike his Maddox feud. Ralph is too much of a nobody to risk dirt slinging and ppl in Dick’s audience don’t give a shit about Ralph anyway.

He will maintain a civil relationship with Ralph, but he’s never going to go out of his way to help him. As Ralph’s stats have fallen so has Dicks interest in any collaboration. I don’t even think he would allow himself to be photographed with Ralph anymore.

Unlike a few years ago association with Ralph is now far more liability, than an asset. He will still call into the KS if he needs to promote some shit but Ralph has minimal usefulness to him now. LA Dax only ever had a use for fat Arkansas Ralph as an obese drunken jester anyway.
 
Getting into a humiliating Gunt off with Riley was the end of any real Dick and Gunt collaboration. Dick might have been fine to use it for some grist for his content mill but it demonstrated what a embarrassing dumb fuck Ralph truly is. Plus it was all over a ugly chick which goes against Dick’s ethos.

Dick won’t antagonize Ralph, it’s all hassle with no upside unlike his Maddox feud. Ralph is too much of a nobody to risk dirt slinging and ppl in Dick’s audience don’t give a shit about Ralph anyway.

He will maintain a civil relationship with Ralph, but he’s never going to go out of his way to help him. As Ralph’s stats have fallen so has Dicks interest in any collaboration. I don’t even think he would allow himself to be photographed with Ralph anymore.

Unlike a few years ago association with Ralph is now far more liability, than an asset. He will still call into the KS if he needs to promote some shit but Ralph has minimal usefulness to him now. LA Dax only ever had a use for fat Arkansas Ralph as an obese drunken jester anyway.
Never really been a viewer of the Dick Show, but I always thought he was trying to model himself on Howard Stern and that a lot of the internet personalities he associated with - Ralph, the Digitroons, Vito and to some degree Null - were treated like his own Wack Pack.

While I think you are correct that he views the likes of Ralph as too much of a liability, I do wonder if a more sullen, defeated Ralph could serve a purpose amongst his other assorted Larry the Retard analogues. I guess we will have to wait and see for when the Ralphamale gets his release date.
 
Did the dick fans heckling ralph irl just know they hated him from just that one in person impression? Even if they did or didn't I still agree btw the percentage of dick fans knowing who ralph even is at all is tiny most likely
Ralph was a very polarizing figure. Not as much as Digibro however. A lot of people quickly caught on to the white trash wigger for what he was: a snake attempting to boost himself. When he started going to Road Rages like he offered some kind of value, that started to piss people off because now you have one less chair for someone actually interesting or more core to the show. Dick would talk about things he did on the Killstream the nights before often and if you weren't following IBS stuff I can see how that would test your patience.

I wouldn't be able to put a percentage to how many disliked him being on TDS, but if I were to hazard a guess I'd say 60% of people didn't like his appearances. Maybe the first one and the episode 100 one where they somehow got Zidan to come on for 30 seconds is about the only one with any redeeming qualities.
 
I assume this is referring to Ralph, can anyone add any context to what Vickers is referring to specifically? Did Ralph reach out again with another generous offer to have the Vickers voluntarily declare him the legal parent of Lil Xannie?
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Vickers is straight up calling you a bitch Ralph, are you going to take that? Very womanly behaviour.
 
I assume this is referring to Ralph, can anyone add any context to what Vickers is referring to specifically? Did Ralph reach out again with another generous offer to have the Vickers voluntarily declare him the legal parent of Lil Xannie?
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Vickers is straight up calling you a bitch Ralph, are you going to take that? Very womanly behaviour.
I wouldn't call Vickers the "good guy", more "the lesser of 2 evils".
 
He'll never find redemption. The best case could be him walking away from the internet once and for all. But even then that won't fix all the things he has done. Some things he has done can't be fixed. And all this shit will only continue to follow him around the rest of his life. No good employer will hire him when they see all the online stuff about him. Maybe blue collar work, but this is a man who is an addict, has never worked a real job and is obsessed with being an e-celeb. He'll never want to get a job, and even if he did he won't hold it done for long.

I think the last time he could have found redemption was after the pillstream. He needed to admit and apologize to everything he had done over the previous few months. While also saying he would work on overcoming his addictions. I am sure a lot of people would have come back to watching him and cheering him on.

Instead he apologized only to then continue to worsen, proving more and more that he really was a giant asshole who wouldn't change. His entire life has been a sinking ship now for three years. It will only continue to worsen as what is left of his financial support collapses and his legal problems start catching up to him.
The blue collar thing is a pipedream for someone like Ralph, he dosen't have the skills or the work ethic to learn those skills. Sure he might be someones little site helper but that will never get him far.

Besides the stools on tools do almost as much gossiping as your nans sewing circle. They might have a high tolerance for boozing and whoring but i have never met a guy who could tolerate Ralphs behaviour even if Ralph dosen't catch an asswhoping from a pissed of carpenter or HVAC guy. He would have to spend the days getting fired and hired constantly. Unless he lucks out at one of those bigger maintance gigs where they don't really care. But the pay and hours are awful.

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Oh Mr Vickers i think people are just using the same level of wit Ralph used to get in to Faifais pants.
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He's one to talk. Didn't your daughter accuse you of unspeakable crimes to win points with an alcoholic felon? As soon as a new white trash opportunity appears Faifai is gonna be out the door and we are gonna have some spicy kino.
 
The blue collar thing is a pipedream for someone like Ralph, he dosen't have the skills or the work ethic to learn those skills. Sure he might be someones little site helper but that will never get him far.

Besides the stools on tools do almost as much gossiping as your nans sewing circle. They might have a high tolerance for boozing and whoring but i have never met a guy who could tolerate Ralphs behaviour even if Ralph dosen't catch an asswhoping from a pissed of carpenter or HVAC guy. He would have to spend the days getting fired and hired constantly. Unless he lucks out at one of those bigger maintance gigs where they don't really care. But the pay and hours are awful.

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Oh Mr Vickers i think people are just using the same level of wit Ralph used to get in to Faifais pants.
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He's one to talk. Didn't your daughter accuse you of unspeakable crimes to win points with an alcoholic felon? As soon as a new white trash opportunity appears Faifai is gonna be out the door and we are gonna have some spicy kino.
"scared litle impotent boys who got beat up" Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't Vickers once brag about his toughness by talking about some crazy bully he had as a kid that would seriously injure kids at school? I mean this is obviously projection but to think by his own admission he fits into that same category is pretty funny.
 
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