DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TurdFondler]

How is a car racing multiplayer game any less chill than single player? A race is a race. Pigroach just can't stand the idea of getting lapped by someone not suffering from bugged cornering mechanics.

 

[actually]

I don't understand why adored stream regular, presumed legal name account "Kelsi Mack", who dropped the $20 tip, didn't drop a membership to support her favorite streamer. I'm sure she's been a fan since the original Dead Space playthrough. And she'd turn on the auto-renew, too.
Too bad she's never been in the chat, nor apparently left any tip message.
At least not one that we could see...

Remember when tips from sketchy accounts needed to be verified? Kiwi Farms remembers.

Also a fun little retcon. Phil was talking about how HE used to grow herbs, like fresh basil and oregano on his back step.
No follow up comment as to why HE stopped doing this.
They were Leanna's plants.
You can try all you want, Phil. We're not going to let you give her a pill and retcon her out.

Kelsi Mack is legit the girlfriend of someone else who tipped. I'll have to see if I posted the dox or not, but I found them on Facebook. They both work at Walmart.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

I know it's been said hundreds of times but for someone with 300+ members his chat moves at a snails pace.

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

How is a car racing multiplayer game any less chill than single player? A race is a race. Pigroach just can't stand the idea of getting lapped by someone not suffering from bugged cornering mechanics.

Can’t use rewind in multiplayer

 

[Crooked 16th]

Phil looks like his dog died, Cheer up man you made over 2k in the last few weeks it will be ok.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Phil looks like his dog died, Cheer up man you made over 2k in the last few weeks it will be ok.

That would imply Phil could feel emotion for any living thing other than himself.

I mean, he probably can't WAIT for that cat to die.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Phil looks like his dog died, Cheer up man you made over 2k in the last few weeks it will be ok.

Yeah but he should have been making at least $3600 if his fans wasn't so stingy, it's Christmas for Petes sake, what happened to to season of giving?

That would imply Phil could feel emotion for any living thing other than himself.

I mean, he probably can't WAIT for that cat to die.

That would be what we call a double whammy.
1) Milking the ever loving shit out of the death and somehow blaming trolls,
2)Milking the same ever loving shit out of getting a new cat, making the fans pay for said cat, and pay again for the reveal.

 

[Dona Morte]

 

[verymuchawful]

How is a car racing multiplayer game any less chill than single player? A race is a race. Pigroach just can't stand the idea of getting lapped by someone not suffering from bugged cornering mechanics.

If you pressed him on it, he'd swear up and down it has nothing to do with losing and just claim he doesn't want in-game trolls derailing the stream. That and he has a wife. And that means he shouldn't have friends to actually play any of these multiplayer games with.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

"We don't have time to have fun. Maybe, during my day off, we have time to do some extra shopping, but usually we just do what we need to do." - Phil, explaining why he and Khet can't go to the zoo. Again.

Interesting how "fun" to them means buying things. Explains a lot, doesn't it?

To the surprise of no one, I'm pretty sure Phil has already contradicted this lie. If I'm remembering right, on some of his previous days off he talked about how he had such a chill time hanging out with Khet while she was playing games. Doesn't sound like they're particularly overwhelmed. Not to mention his day off always seems to involve them going out to restaurants to eat. Not to mention his last day off he was also watching the Video Game Awards, which I think was around 3-4 hours long. There was also that one day off where Khet was so "busy" she decided to stay home all day instead and play Lost Judgment.

If I had to guess, and be incredibly generous, the one "chore" Phil does on his day off is buying groceries. And if speculation is correct, he doesn't even do that anymore and gets them delivered. Other then that, it sounds like he sometimes hauls things to the dump or goes to get his hair styled. We also know a lot of this takes place in areas right around his home, so you can't even add travel time to really stretch things out. Even with how late Phil wakes up, all of those tasks put together still don't eat up an afternoon, let alone a full day.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

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I haven't been watching Phil as much as I used to do to Holidays and his choice of dogshit games, so seeing him not happy about 24 dollars from just only an hour of night stream is so strange.

This is where we have progressed to over the years, starting with that awful leaderboard he introduced. We are at the point where he expects more than $25 just for an hour of a boring game no one likes to see, on a night stream where he streams for two hours at most.

 

[JohnRedcorn]

I like that Phil fast travels everywhere and is mostly only doing story races where the game chooses the car you drive.

Why would anyone bother to tip to pick what car he drives when he doesn’t actually drive anywhere that’s not within 10 seconds of his current location.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

I like that Phil fast travels everywhere and is mostly only doing story races where the game chooses the car you drive.

Why would anyone bother to tip to pick what car he drives when he doesn’t actually drive anywhere that’s not within 10 seconds of his current location.

Counterargument, why did the “top tipper gets to name a Pokémon” gimmick work so well? I’m sure it’ll work for BD/SP and Legends Arceus too.

 

[verymuchawful]

I like that Phil fast travels everywhere and is mostly only doing story races where the game chooses the car you drive.

Why would anyone bother to tip to pick what car he drives when he doesn’t actually drive anywhere that’s not within 10 seconds of his current location.

Wait, there's fast travel in a open-world-ish car game? Isn't the whole point getting to drive around and in Dave's case, "chill"?

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Counterargument, why did the “top tipper gets to name a Pokémon” gimmick work so well? I’m sure it’ll work for BD/SP and Legends Arceus too.

Make Phil say either a silly name or your own name because you're desperate for any human connection draws in the wheelchairs. Nobody cares about a car, or where Phil's traveling to in his Google Maps game.

Wait, there's fast travel in a open-world-ish car game? Isn't the whole point getting to drive around and in Dave's case, "chill"?

Phil's main thing in streaming is that he progresses in games because he must abide by his autistic schedule. Unless it's some sleep-inducing story game where he can do nothing but read lines all stream.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

Make Phil say either a silly name or your own name because you're desperate for any human connection draws in the wheelchairs. Nobody cares about a car, or where Phil's traveling to in his Google Maps game.

But if Phil doesn’t use the Pokémon, he doesn’t have to say the nickname.

 

[Stephen Hawking]

Normal. If i’m in love with the game (which rarely happens), I’ll play it on the highest difficulty. Aside from that, it’s a game, you’re supposed to enjoy yourself, so enjoy yourself lmao. No one is keeping a tally of “cool points” for picking the highest difficulty.

I just don’t like this argument because sometimes you just want to turn your brain off and play the game and I get that. Or you may just not be as good at the game and that’s ok too.

Phil has a history of picking the path of least resistance though and folding like a lawn chair at the smallest hurdle so that’s why this argument is different for Phil - he’s a bitch.

I completely agree, play the difficulty you enjoy most. It wasnt much of an argument but more of a critique on how Phil calls himself a professional and casual gamer at the same time.

It reminds me of how he replayed fallout and dark souls games 3+ times but chooses the easiest ways of winning instead of experimenting. Thats fine but an audience (that aren't cripples) typically wants to see a streamer challenge themselves or try new things.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Also a fun little retcon. Phil was talking about how HE used to grow herbs, like fresh basil and oregano on his back step.
No follow up comment as to why HE stopped doing this.
They were Leanna's plants.
You can try all you want, Phil. We're not going to let you give her a pill and retcon her out.

After all we know what happens when Phil raises plants. He posts a picture of the plants on instagram, gets drunk, wallows in misery because Leanna left, forgets he bought plants, and we never hear about them again.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Question for the KiwiFart community.

How many of you play games on the hardest difficulty?

I havent played anything under the hardest difficulty for over a decade.
Old FPS shooters would slap your bitch ass around if you up the difficulty.

Phil plays Halo on normal "as intended by the developers" and its insane how many shots you takes before actually dying.

It depends on the game.

The first time through games, I'll play on normal or whatever the suggested mode is.

If I'm really into the game and want to conquer it, I'll eventually play the hardest mode to challenge myself.

Many games that I play, the harder modes are mainly just elongating the game through lessening your stats bullshit or have some artificial difficulty spike. Fuck them.

Phil preferring to play on normal or "chill" modes is something I've never had a problem with. If it's boring to watch, don't watch it. But Phil is always boring and I never care about his gameplay. It just sucks for detractors and ironic fans that want to watch Phil struggle and relive the TIHYDP days.

 

[tzgnilki]

end of tonight's forza stream, didn't see the usual guy post one so i'll give it a try, no timestamps for the highlights cba and it was just what I could think of on da fly



highlights:

"played forza 4 years ago and got support, not sure why people aren't supporting it"

possible collab with mass murderers, the guy who asked in chat got banned but didn't get an answer, so there's a possibility

DSP says he can "change, upgrade and fix anything in his Hori joy stick" - man who doesn't own a hammer

"not gonna repeat myself for people who are deaf" - LGBTQIA+ Accessibility Advocate PP Burnell

and despite being the best fighting game player in the galaxy, DSP doesn't know what's a hit box