Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.5%
  • October-November 2024

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  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 257 18.7%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 193 14.0%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 781 56.8%

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You guys are missing the fact that because he has a gun on his shirt , hes extra tuff
Jr is wearing a shirt from a gun holster company, We The People. Retails for $25 from their website. Their holsters are absolute trash. Cheap plastic and no retention (what prevents someone else from pulling out my gun and shooting me with it).

Personally I prefer the Blackhawk T-series L3D. You have excellent retention in a strap that goes over the top and a thumb release that is near the shooter's hip.

Bigger question here: why the fuck would Jr be buying shitty shirts from a gun holster company?
 
Bigger question here: why the fuck would Jr be buying shitty shirts from a gun holster company?
The same reason he buys Gun Oil
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The grindr myth Cockholster_Cali finally doing his Florida tour
 
I still cannot get over Jack saying "I'm against boiling in water!".
That sentence is so iconic and fitting.
Also toddler Jack with the "don't wanna boil onions" is so pathetic sounding.

I don't know why, but it seems so karmic too me, that a stroked out guy with beetus and high blood pressure says this.
(Yeah ok, boiled vegetables as a dish can be bland and are somewhat of a meme, but here it's not even that.)
 
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Jr is wearing a shirt from a gun holster company, We The People. Retails for $25 from their website. Their holsters are absolute trash. Cheap plastic and no retention (what prevents someone else from pulling out my gun and shooting me with it).

Personally I prefer the Blackhawk T-series L3D. You have excellent retention in a strap that goes over the top and a thumb release that is near the shooter's hip.

Bigger question here: why the fuck would Jr be buying shitty shirts from a gun holster company?
I feel like you can't really compare a duty holster and a company that spits out various kydex holsters.
 
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So then don’t drink it, you fat fuck. Why does this man have to be outraged about seemingly every single thing under the sun? Even things that would be minor inconveniences for anyone else.

Edit: this looks like the 1.5 liter bottle which normally retails for around $3.00. Again, he went to a tourist trap on a vacation to eat. A $7.50 bottle of water should be the least of his rip-off concerns. I wonder how much the multiple gallons of butter beer that he drank cost?
 
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I feel like you can't really compare a duty holster and a company that spits out various kydex holsters.
Nothing stopping We The People from making something past basic bitch level 1 retention holsters. That being said, it's pretty typical that Jr would gravitate towards a company that pounds their chest screaming 'MURICA all while selling the cheapest and most basic clamshell design at the same cost as a quality level 2.
 
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So then don’t drink it, you fat fuck. Why does this man have to be outraged about seemingly every single thing under the sun? Even things that would be minor inconveniences for anyone else.

Edit: this looks like the 1.5 liter bottle which normally retails for around $3.00. Again, he went to a tourist trap on a vacation to eat. A $7.50 bottle of water should be the least of his rip-off concerns. I wonder how much the multiple gallons of butter beer that he drank cost?

Jack bitches about everything for the same reason retirees do - they have no real problems to fuss about. When Jack fucks up dinner, Tammy pays for Ubereats delivery. When Best Buy doesn't offer a certain color laptop in his store, Tammy drives across the state to get it. When Jack has to get a life-saving surgery for the third time this year, it isn't due to anything he could control, it was part of God's plan, and Tammy pays for it.

Over the entire year, whether or not to crack open this bottle of overpriced water has probably been Jack's biggest dilemma, not because he'd have to pay for it, Tammy does, but because he'd have to make the arduous trek to the bathroom sink after bravery signalling on Facebook.
 
Qali you're a grownass man.
No he is not.
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Jr is wearing a shirt from a gun holster company, We The People. Retails for $25 from their website. Their holsters are absolute trash. Cheap plastic and no retention (what prevents someone else from pulling out my gun and shooting me with it).

Personally I prefer the Blackhawk T-series L3D. You have excellent retention in a strap that goes over the top and a thumb release that is near the shooter's hip.

Bigger question here: why the fuck would Jr be buying shitty shirts from a gun holster company?

Nothing stopping We The People from making something past basic bitch level 1 retention holsters. That being said, it's pretty typical that Jr would gravitate towards a company that pounds their chest screaming 'MURICA all while selling the cheapest and most basic clamshell design at the same cost as a quality level 2.

Junior's next logical progression, aside from getting swole, which takes too much effort, is to branch out into the tacticool realm. He's already got the punching bag wife, which is all but a pre-requisite.

As an aside...does Blackhawk make anything decent for Beretta 92A1s?
 
Junior's next logical progression, aside from getting swole, which takes too much effort, is to branch out into the tacticool realm. He's already got the punching bag wife, which is all but a pre-requisite.
I'm putting money down on Airsoft. It's the next logical progression past nerf guns and it allows him to spend all his money buying geardo shit at the 5.11 store near Green Hills Mall. If he gets a plate carrier I'm going to need the ISS to come resuce my ass from deep space.
As an aside...does Blackhawk make anything decent for Beretta 92A1s?
They have some SERPA holsters....so no. I'd go with Safariland for that gun.
 
Bigger question here: why the fuck would Jr be buying shitty shirts from a gun holster company?
To own the libs of course.

Liberals hate guns so he's showing his support for the 2nd amendment and angering them at the same time. Or at least that's my opinion. Who knows what really goes on in his head but I'm thinking it's something like this:

 
To own the libs of course.

Liberals hate guns so he's showing his support for the 2nd amendment and angering them at the same time. Or at least that's my opinion. Who knows what really goes on in his head but I'm thinking it's something like this:

Low status, low intellect people like the Scalfanis are very easily drawn to Spite Politics. They have no value system other than to stir unpleasant feelings in those they are taught to despise.
 
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