Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Jeep1971 said:
I am not trying to imagine that. Does he really have a micro peen?
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Yep.

We all have had to see it, now you do too.

Edit: This is the funniest way the spoiler tag has ever acted on an inline image before. I kind of want to leave it. It hides it yet it's so small there's like...nothing to hide. Inline spoiler is definitely funny, but, yeah, here, I changed it :)

It's exactly what you think it is: The thing he thinks will even reach the outer borders of another body and THIS was before he huge gunt came back.
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Twrx said:
No offense to anyone in here, and I'm not referring to you, but every single atheist I have ever interacted with has been like Lucas. Far more insufferable than the christians they rail against. I may be the only one that thinks this, but I'm not 100 percent Lucas isn't a Christian. He has such a victim complex, that he has to be with the outside crowd so he can feel special. I'd bet if some Christian zoomer started talking to him, the truth would come out, and he would reveal himself to be some extremist bible thumper.
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I’m an atheist but I 100% get what you mean about a lot of us just being insufferable as shit. And I agree there is an argument to be made that Lucas might be a Christian, or at least leaning that way. He screams about it too often for him to not be at least worried that a god exists.
 
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A whole lotta nope said:
Unfortunately there are a lot of people (of all beliefs) who think that they're the only ones who could possibly be right and everyone who disagrees is stupid, immoral, or evil. Lucas is one of these assholes. He's very prone to black and white thinking. He's also incredibly narcissistic. Because Christians don't deliver him a zoomer bae, they're not good Christians. Never mind all those charities they operate that have helped Lucas when he really needed it.
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I do believe Lucas is stupid, immoral, and evil. Not everyone, but Lucas yes.
 
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Lucas is definitely off his meds. Aggressive again, seeing age gap dating everywhere again, probably back to hearing voices 24/7 too.

Funnily enough he doesn't seem to stress the telomeres too much nowadays. I guess he doesn't mind the world knowing he has got a fetish for underage girls now that he believes all of Spokane participates.
 
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HullDown said:
Lucas is definitely off his meds. Aggressive again, seeing age gap dating everywhere again, probably back to hearing voices 24/7 too.

Funnily enough he doesn't seem to stress the telomeres too much nowadays. I guess he doesn't mind the world knowing he has got a fetish for underage girls now that he believes all of Spokane participates.
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The 1 doing the flashing is the Creep. He flashes his parent's "wealth " to try and lure in a bae. They are "millionaires", his dad's has 12 acres/hot tub, his mother going to Mexico for 3 mo. etc, etc.

Another thing, the Creeper has been keeping quiet about no longer wearing the beetus casts. If it hadn't been for the video he made where he is walking the halls at Mallon Place to "drop" weight and it shows his feet with no casts, we would not know he is back to regular shoes. Is he keeping quiet because he doesn't want people to bring up that now he can go look for a job.
 
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HullDown said:
Lucas is definitely off his meds. Aggressive again, seeing age gap dating everywhere again, probably back to hearing voices 24/7 too.

Funnily enough he doesn't seem to stress the telomeres too much nowadays. I guess he doesn't mind the world knowing he has got a fetish for underage girls now that he believes all of Spokane participates.
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His threats are so pathetic. He's going to have to pull out the Bible and quote to you about how pathetic you are? Oh no.

Also, Lucas thinks he has clout.
 
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Now we know his scrambled egg rutting animal brain has immersed itself so much in daddy, daughter porn that is all he can see IRL. A father out with his daughter become in his porn infused brain "daddy,daughter".

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I am thankful the Incestuous Pedo Creeper will never have a daughter.
 
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Fatal Walter said:
Oh for fuck's sake, now he's going to beg extra hard for months. And have an inflated ego somehow. Sometimes I wonder if these people are actually trolling kiwi farms by doing this.
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On the one hand, it's annoying that morons give him money but, on the other, I do love his false hope of being able to make a 'career' out of his shitty videos being relit because he always gets so angry and confused when it dries up after 1-2 videos.
 
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klickitat said:
Yep.

We all have had to see it, now you do too.

Edit: This is the funniest way the spoiler tag has ever acted on an inline image before. I kind of want to leave it. It hides it yet it's so small there's like...nothing to hide. Inline spoiler is definitely funny, but, yeah, here, I changed it :)

It's exactly what you think it is: The thing he thinks will even reach the outer borders of another body and THIS was before he huge gunt came back.
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I actually think the worst part about this are the stretch marks on his gunt.
 
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Fatal Walter said:
"If I'm out there trying to e-beg so I can potentially have a girlfriend one day, that's a job!"
Yeah, it made him 15$ in the past year. What a job.
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I'm just wondering if he's going to call them harlots or fornicators next.
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Proves again he doesn't want to work and his video "I want to work" asking for references was just for show.


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Videos he's posted. Even though we can't see the dislikes, youtube notifies the Creep every time he gets 1. Don't forget kiwis to dislike his videos.



 
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Oh man, in his "At Your Service" video he's trying to do damage control so he won't look like the Greedy POS salivating for his parents to die to get the "inheritance". Once King Roy kicks the bucket and he gets rich, he is going to "help the community". The only compulsion the Greedy Narcissist Mallon Place Creeper has is to help himself even if it means scamming people which he already has and has tried to continue doing.

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Even if I had a lot of money I would still have that compulsion to want to give back to the community or give back to people, you know what I mean. That's what I plan on doing when my dads gone. You know, helping the community
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klickitat said:
Yep.

We all have had to see it, now you do too.

Edit: This is the funniest way the spoiler tag has ever acted on an inline image before. I kind of want to leave it. It hides it yet it's so small there's like...nothing to hide. Inline spoiler is definitely funny, but, yeah, here, I changed it :)

It's exactly what you think it is: The thing he thinks will even reach the outer borders of another body and THIS was before he huge gunt came back.
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That is horrific. Is that mrsa or a herpes sore? 🤢
 
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Fatal Walter said:
"If I'm out there trying to e-beg so I can potentially have a girlfriend one day, that's a job!"
Yeah, it made him 15$ in the past year. What a job.
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I'm just wondering if he's going to call them harlots or fornicators next.
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If lucas starts calling them harlots he'll end up turning into this guy
'When the time is right a maiden will be delivered up to me.....probably from the local high school'

Gaear Grimsrud said:
Lucas thinks he's inspiring people?
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To be fair he is inspiring people, just not in the way he thinks. He's inspiring people to make sure they don't end up like him and actually attempt to make something of their lives

Da Dude123 said:
Look at Mr. Oligarch! Over 22 dollars in his bank account. Gen Z baes, form a queue at the nursing home.
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That reminds me of that scene from life when that gangster goes up to martin lawrences character at a restaurant when he's on a date and wants money from him, checks out of walled and says 'well now 22 dollars' and is told 'come on now thats 2 weeks wages'

For lucas its hilariously accurate. and what will he do with it? Buy the most fattening food possible, while claiming mallon place is making him fat
 
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