Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Gruntmaster-6000]

You could just replace the text with "This is a married man" and it would be comedy enough.
If we're looking for someone to use as an explanation for the word manchild, Junior would fit the bill.
Babyface with pubebeard and chubby, hairy body in clothes that even homeless people wouldn't take if their life depended on it.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Junior is a massive faggot. I don’t care for Joe Biden but imagine thinking you’re more useful (I’m sure he does) than the president of the United States when you clean shitters and sell dip/tobacco chew to rednecks at 7-11. What an ignorant cuck. Junior is legit a waste of air just like his faggot father.

He doesn’t really care That Biden is the president. He just hates him since he has to hate what his political party hates. People like him shouldn’t be allowed to vote. If you base your whole political opinions on what your “party” thinks, you’re a dumb ass.

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

He doesn’t really care That Biden is the president. He just hates him since he has to hate what his political party hates. People like him shouldn’t be allowed to vote. If you base your whole pot local opinions on what your “party” thinks, you’re a dumb ass.

It's even funnier because his entire social life is in the murder church so I doubt he even knows that many people with liberal to left politics.

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

It's even funnier because his entire social life is in the murder church so I doubt he even knows that many people with liberal to left politics.

I'm sure his understanding of the left is based wholly upon social media post of right-wing people making fun of the left and the occasional footage of left-wing groups being shitty. They literally only want to murder babies, create genders and support the satanist socialist communist globalist elite in his mind.
I wonder when he'll come around to sucking Zuby off if he hasn't already, seems like they run in the same circles.

Understanding people through real life interactions is something else that Qali didn't learn from his father.

 

[V4L_Penis]

Jack going to Israel... imagine the salty looks after he goes to restaurant after restaurant expecting to order pork.

It would be hilarious to see him go to any country with a hot climate, narrow streets designed before cars were invented so everyone just walks everywhere, and where A/C is less common. Imagine if he became a travel youtuber and we were blessed with hours of Jack being an uncultured, fat faggot all over the world. I think I would actually start unironically enjoying his content.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

It would be hilarious to see him go to any country with a hot climate, narrow streets designed before cars were invented so everyone just walks everywhere, and where A/C is less common. Imagine if he became a travel youtuber and we were blessed with hours of Jack being an uncultured, fat faggot all over the world. I think I would actually start unironically enjoying his content.

Europeans hate Americans and they really hate Americans like Jack. If he goes somewhere else and acts like he does, he will be getting a punch to the face.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

It would be hilarious to see him go to any country with a hot climate, narrow streets designed before cars were invented so everyone just walks everywhere, and where A/C is less common. Imagine if he became a travel youtuber and we were blessed with hours of Jack being an uncultured, fat faggot all over the world. I think I would actually start unironically enjoying his content.

I'm going to take a bet and guess that a lot of older holy sites in Jerusalem are not very scooty-puff friendly.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I'm going to take a bet and guess that a lot of older holy sites in Jerusalem are not very scooty-puff friendly.

The Middle East is one big shit hole so most likely no but they use to do shit for religious fags like Jack. Stuff like tours for the disabled. Areas around Jerusalem get a shit ton of money from people wanting to visit that crap.

 

[the khat quaffer]

I'm going to take a bet and guess that a lot of older holy sites in Jerusalem are not very scooty-puff friendly.

He's the kind of person that would take a trip to the Vatican and then complain that it isn't scooty puff accessible. Or he'd go to India and complain that the dotheads aren't pulling his rickshaw fast enough. (I wonder why, Jack.)

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

If I remember right, cognac only comes from an area in France and isn’t the word for brandy. It’s like champagne. Not all sparkling wine is champagne

 

[Cedric_Eff]

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If I remember right, cognac only comes from an area in France and isn’t the word for brandy. It’s like champagne. Not all sparkling wine is champagne

To the Wendigo, all alcohol is the same.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

To the Wendigo, all alcohol is the same.

I’m just surprised that Jack can read.

 

[rubytintedchix]

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If I remember right, cognac only comes from an area in France and isn’t the word for brandy. It’s like champagne. Not all sparkling wine is champagne

Oh man, I hope this tweet is an indication how the Crappit Goose prep is going.

 

[TurdFondler]

#appleciderglazedgoos
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His hashtags are like the opposite of what a hashtag should do. I can't wait for his disgusting cider and brandy glaze. With a skilled chef it would be great but Jack doesn't know how to go easy on anything. Have fun with gross bitter acidic goose.

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

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If I remember right, cognac only comes from an area in France and isn’t the word for brandy. It’s like champagne. Not all sparkling wine is champagne

Yeah no there is also Armangac which differs in grape varietals and process. Plus Calvados for apple brandy.

 

[Compositesludge]

Europeans hate Americans and they really hate Americans like Jack. If he goes somewhere else and acts like he does, he will be getting a punch to the face.

It'd probably go something like this:

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Bigger question here: why the fuck would Jr be buying shitty shirts from a gun holster company?

A. Because he's a poser
B. Because he needs a holster for his airsoft gun
C. Because he wants to be a tough 2A guy like all the cool dudes without actually having a gun.
D. Because he's a stupid wigger

No he is not.
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Yeah no there is also Armangac which differs in grape varietals and process. Plus Calvados for apple brandy.

These are protected names, Cognac can only be named as such when produced in the French Cognac region, the same goes for Armagnac which is also a French region, Calvados is from the French Departement Calvados. Everything else is Brandy.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

These are protected names, Cognac can only be named as such when produced in the French Cognac region, the same goes for Armagnac which is also a French region, Calvados is from the French Departement Calvados. Everything else is Brandy.

That what I thought. Smh I thought Jack knew everything. I need to rethink life.

 

[Aaway]

Europeans hate Americans and they really hate Americans like Jack. If he goes somewhere else and acts like he does, he will be getting a punch to the face.

jack is the literal embodiment of the stereotypical american

fat, redneck, unintelligent, uncultured, conservative, and "christian"

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

jack is the literal embodiment of the stereotypical american

fat, redneck, unintelligent, uncultured, conservative, and "christian"

Europe has some of the best food anywhere. I would love to see him go to a REAL Italian restaurant and complains about the small size and the lack of ketchup. Christ, they would burn him at the stake.