DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
This new Twitter get-up is the perfect example of DSP's lack of talent being overshadowed by his pigroach luck: The banner reads "Happy Holidays" in a way that part of the text is obscured by his Twitter profile picture, which normally would expose him as a complete moron (It still does, just not as much), but the part that's left just happens to read "Happy 'days", which almost looks decent.

I'm now picturing Phil as The Fonz. Only instead of hitting the jukebox, Phil hits WWE Champions (and gin). At least Phil has enough grease in his hair that he doesn't need gel. Though I don't recall The Fonz whining about wearing his jacket for his fans.
 
Anyone else notice he always does this face when he's talking about bigger more successful streamers or lestplayers? What does this face mean? It's very bizarre.

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I'm now picturing Phil as The Fonz. Only instead of hitting the jukebox, Phil hits WWE Champions (and gin). At least Phil has enough grease in his hair that he doesn't need gel. Though I don't recall The Fonz whining about wearing his jacket for his fans.
And yet he's more like Chuck..........dead to the gaming community.

Anyone else notice he always does this face when he's talking about bigger more successful streamers or lestplayers? What does this face mean? It's very bizarre.

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It means 'please go viral like that pog meme did'.
 
He has a grudge against anyone that can play a video game as that's just another potential loss.

Begging is in overdrive now. I can't wait for the next couple months.
I'm particularly enjoying him malding over not having gift subs yet.
Just wait and see what the begging will be like when he finally gets that shit enabled, poor OIReetar slaving away making socks.
 
"TIPS ARE MANDATORY, BUT I'M NEVER GONNA REALLY SAY IT BECAUSE I'M A COMPLETE COWARD."

This is why LTG is more respectable than DSP, he just straight up says it. They're both idiots, but I can almost respect when someone is based about their stupidity, which Phil never is. He sucks at sucking.
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Make sure to ask your parents for extra gift cards this year and Paypal credit
This is actually a sadder move that reeks of desperation way more than his insane begging does, and that's fucking saying something. It's the DSP equivalent of when Disney decided to put Sheev in Episode 9. You know they don't mean it, you know they don't actually get the appeal, and you know it's not going to be anything but disappointing.

Difference here is that Phil doesn't have Ian McDiarmid getting to do his thing for probably the last time, which even under the circumstances was way more entertaining than Phil on his best day.
Why couldn't Kat Bring Phil's package inside? Does he not let her go outside at all when she's home? Like WTF
See this is one of the many nonsensical things that only adds up if you assume Katherine doesn't even live there, or may as well not, for all she contributes. Either way, Phil is dumb for mentioning it, because it never makes his marriage look genuine.
Anyone else notice he always does this face when he's talking about bigger more successful streamers or lestplayers? What does this face mean? It's very bizarre.

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He's trying to look like he finds himself above them, when in reality he's pouting on the inside out of insane envy.

Good. I hope it hurts. I hope he cries himself to sleep every single fucking night. It's what he deserves for being a douchebag.
 
I'm particularly enjoying him malding over not having gift subs yet.
Just wait and see what the begging will be like when he finally gets that shit enabled, poor OIReetar slaving away making socks.
It's hilarious that he can't even get current members to tell people to watch him for free.
 
I'm particularly enjoying him malding over not having gift subs yet.
Just wait and see what the begging will be like when he finally gets that shit enabled, poor OIReetar slaving away making socks.
Yeah, I can wait to see what trick Super Thanks do to magically double his three whales' monthly income. That's the miracle he needs.
 
A 39-years old ghoul being this excited for tips and shit on stream Christmas… what a manchild.

Is Phil going to spend Christmas with his parents? Is he going to help the less fortunate? Will he encourage his viewers to share with their families?

No, instead he’ll be begging for ♿ to tip and subscribe while doing a pointless”marathon”where he’ll also be drinking. Truly the Season of giving.
This is what's crazy. The man can't even give back to his wheelchairs the other 11 months of the year. Everything is too costly or trolls will harm his family. DSP should make a trolls vs wheelchairs multiplayer event -for free- this holiday. Just embrace them, Phil.
 
It's hilarious that he can't even get current members to tell people to watch him for free.
Yeah, I can wait to see what trick Super Thanks do to magically double his three whales' monthly income. That's the miracle he needs.
Phil absolutely knows this, but he's too stupid to think of a way to ACTUALLY fix it. The paypigs are holding out on him, and not even to make him squeal, because he's clearly doing way more of that than ever before. He needs to do away with his not-so-behind-the-scenes arrangement, but he won't because he's dumb, greedy, and most importantly of all, a coward. He can't handle the idea of not only revealing what it's like when OIC isn't covering him, but of finding out if it will even work to get the regular paypigs tipping again.

And they indeed may not, because Phil has done more than just discourage them with that fixing the game bullshit that goes back over a year, and was active during the vest streak. He completely disregards their concerns over their own safety, does nothing about them getting doxed (even though according to what Anony told me, he commnicates via email with his informants about the doxing done by Nigel, so he's definitely aware of how big a problem it is for him), and chooses to keep OIC around for sake of appearances even though having the tips jar somewhat filled isn't preferable to the look he gets from letting such a liability stick around posing a danger to the regular paypigs.

On top of that, his grift is fucking him, because he doesn't seem to realize that when your marks think you just generally need money for stuff, they're not going to feel as bad as you want them to about the fact that you don't bring in $200 a day. They're going to think that, despite your assertions, you're better off with them giving you their money in the same amount via some other method than if they just didn't give at all. And he's so entitled that he doesn't bother to consider that maybe PayPal is just not an alternative to superchats to a lot of paypigs no matter how against his desires it goes. He's a complete idiot for not setting his addiction needs aside in the interest of still getting that money SOMEHOW.

And this is to say nothing of whatever effect the breaking of pignosis is having on the situation, which, I'm not hopeful on that obviously, but you never know. This lack of enjoying the pigroach squirming in his seat over a lack of tips isn't something you could expect out of glue-sniffing morons who live a sadder existence than Phil does.
 
I’d love to hear some non-crackpot 1MM theories.

I also believe 1MM is PlanetJeff, and after his doxxing and Twitter fiasco he contacted Phil behind the scenes and said he can’t have this sort of thing happening to him again but still wants to support. So he agreed to give Phil $XXX/mo and told Phil he can use the contributions as he sees most fit.

That really sounds so retarded when it’s typed out but I think that’s one of the sanest possible explanations.
 
Needs a spine transplant
And a brain transplant.
Why couldn't Kat Bring Phil's package inside? Does he not let her go outside at all when she's home? Like WTF
That sounded odd to me as well.

The normal thing for a couple would be to bring in the package left on the porch,
Not look at it see it's for your spouse/significant other and go ''hey somebody left a package for you outside so if you want it you better go get it. I'm going back into my room to play Skyrim''.
This is complete bullshit. DSP would never share his gin with anyone. Not even Santa. It's probably water.
Ummm....well......you see....
There is no easy way to say this so I'm just going to say it. Santa ain't real mate.
I know, I know it's a shitty way to find out out, but you had to find out sooner or later. And this way you get to blame an anonymous doggo on the internet and not your parents for bursting you bubble.

As a consolation look at the cute puppy and kitten.
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This is why LTG is more respectable than DSP
ltg is a bitchass niggah who is afraid of criticism, he strikes with copyright claims his detractors on youtube to obtain their info and then doxxes them or sends his nigger cattle to harass anyone who says bad things about him
in terms of human scum in scale from 1 to 10, 10 being the biggest scum 1 being the least scum, dsp is on 0.1 and ltg is 12.
if dsp had -40 IQ he would be ltg.
go and pay your $50 to disable ltg's camera paywall now.
 
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