Guess i'm toxic now!
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Mini DSP is upset, lmao.
I love the "Don't talk about interesting shit....talk about Mr Piggy!"
Phil would get along with the leader of China!
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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I love the "Don't talk about interesting shit....talk about Mr Piggy!"
Phil would get along with the leader of China!
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End of stream status:
Total tip:$100
Top tip: daily stipend 1MM $25
Jasper got thrown out again
"Last chance to contribute before I turn off the stream, if you enjoyed the stream , you can still support it now"
Total tip:$100
Top tip: daily stipend 1MM $25
Jasper got thrown out again
"Last chance to contribute before I turn off the stream, if you enjoyed the stream , you can still support it now"
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Honestly, it depends on the game and/or genre. Normally, I stick to old school platformers and old build shooters, ya know, the ones that Phil will claim he "grew up playing.", but as I've gotten deeper into my mental illness, I've gotten better with age and skill.
Any old school platformer will STILL kick your ass, unless you've mastered the game and know every jump, every power meter, etc....I grew up playing the HELL out of Castlevaina, Mega Man NES/Mega Man X series and those games STILL kick my ass, but I have fun playing. Am I a pro? FAR FAR FAR from it. There's people out there that are MASTERS of both series I just named and can run circles around me in speed, difficulty, and gameplay. Unlike Phil, I don't consider myself a "pro gamer."
Old build engine titles like Blood, holy FUCK! Blood STILL kicks my ass on anything above normal. Hell, even Blood normal is CBT. Same with classic Doom, which I love and still play to this very day, and "Hurt Me Plenty" on classic Doom is always a good time, however, it's still a TOUGH time. Unless you've mastered circle strafing, time your circle strafing to a SCIENCE, and trust me, it's a science, Hurt Me Plenty is going to HURT you plenty.
Normally, I stick to those two genres of games. Sometimes, I'll dip into others for shits and giggles, but mainly, that's my preferred preference.
Lolidaki
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he doesn't play on "normal" he plays on "default" meaning the intended way (still the dumbest fucking excuse for him playing Ghost n' Goblins on hard), you stoopid detractor.
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Is the default way to play the game to turn on all the accessibility options so it's impossible to lose?
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Never! Because in Phil's mind, he did nothing wrong! He did everything correct. It's everyone else's fault that his life is so shit! It's YOUR fault and the world's fault for Philliam's fucked up life: kicked off of Blip, fired from Best Buy an the helicopter company, Leanna leaving him, Howard Stern for making Nazi jokes, so, he knew it was okay to make them. John and Howard ditching his sorry ass after finally figuring out they were assets? Well, they weren't real friends, dood! They just wanted to hang onto his coat-tails to the land of milk and honey. Nothing he could do, dood.
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I’m a babybitch and I’m not afraid to admit it. If a game I’m playing has difficulty settings I’ll crank that shit down as long as it’ll go and adjust from there. The key here is that most of the games I play are being played for me to enjoy a narrative. I love interactive narratives, so much so that I hate getting my ass handed to me when I’m engrossed in a story. I don’t get further immersed by triumphing through a really tough fight; I leave that for the writer to set up stakes and for the characters to react accordingly. That said many RPGs still to this day don’t have adjustable difficulty because traditionally those games don’t scare difficulty in the ways action or FPS games do, so unless I’m doing my eighteenth Deus Ex playthrough I don’t need to worry about it.
Also, other genres nowadays have pretty clever ways to make titles challenging regardless of settings. The xeno in Alien: Isolation may be half-blind and nearly all-retarded on the lowest difficulty but it’s still a one-hit kill under any circumstance. When you’re a spaz who was traumatized by Aliens as a kid that’s more than enough to give you an intense experience.
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God damn, the begging has morphed into outright demanding. Like he can't spell it out any clearer for the wheelchairs at this point. "You watch my stream, give me your money." This is hardly even hyperbole.
Jose Cuervo
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I genuinely feel sorry for Jasper. That cat’s behavior when standing in front of the TV while Phil’s begging playing working is clearly that of a pet screaming for attention and affection.
This is a telltale sign of owners who just don’t give a shit and don’t even bother to spend 15 minutes daily to play with their pet.
This is a telltale sign of owners who just don’t give a shit and don’t even bother to spend 15 minutes daily to play with their pet.
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Apparently even after we hit the tier 2 tip goal in the early stream we still deserve the capitalized PLEASE SUPPORT treatment
A pig's greed has no bound
A pig's greed has no bound
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"Give me your money!" - DSP, now
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As long as he doesn't get 150 in tips, they didn't reach the goal. His tiering thing is just a manipulation tactic to convince his wheelchairs to tip more often by it appearing to have more goals. As far as he is concerned, the goal is 150.
Also his claim of the only chance to play it is fucking dumber than anything that Derich has ever said. He makes the schedule of games to play, he chose to only play it once this week. There is nothing stopping him from playing it more often if he truly wanted to. He just doesn't.
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If Phil managed to get absolutely shit faced at one point and had to tweet something before a stream, but this time he's in that mood like he is with his typical Gin tweets between 1-3am, I'd imagine this is exactly the sort of shit he'd say. You'd need a drunk piggy to reveal his inner most thoughts that he managed to bottle up before his pre stream "podcast".
The real pure unadulterated Phil
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Maybe he would get more tips for Halo if he played with his viewers like he said he would weeks ago.
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The 3-tier begging system is not only scummy as fuck, but it actively discourages tipping. Why would a paypig want to keep tipping if there are 3 fucking “goals”?
SkippyLongbottom
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It really is something that this feels 100% what he means with how he structures his sentence with pretentious "professional business" word salad to cover up the fact he means exactly what this edit is.
Guess i'm toxic now!
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Forgo doing those stoopid "give a child a present" bullshit, and instead tip this pigroach!
He needs that money for Kat's PS5 and a new OLED 4k TV!
Also why doesn't Phil have his whales install an app that will alert them when tips are low for an extended period of time?
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I think it's to make the goal seem easier to reach, it's easier to ask for 50 bucks 3 times than 150 once, encouraging more, smaller tips than one massive tip. After all, it takes a whale with a near 100 bucks to hit the 150 he truly wants.
NursezillaX
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Phil is the only dude on the planet that you can legit troll by giving him $200. Trolled even HARDER by doing it two consecutive days. All you have to do is give it to him in a way that he won't receive immediately, and it will piss him the fuck off. Just about any other person that you gave $400 in two days to would be over the moon in response to it, not our guy Dave tho! It's fucking incredible, almost pathological, levels of just naked, impulse-driven greed haha