Steak, Toast, Coffee

[RichardMongler]

1, 3, F.

Rare steak is the best, although medium rare isn't bad either.

I'm a guy who generally prefers toast on the lighter side, so I was tempted to say 2, but that was a little too light. Anything darker means you're eating charcoal.

And yeah, cream that coffee, baby. Three Splenda, too.

 

[(not) y2k compliant]

34A​

Steak: Medium ​

Toast: Dark Toasted ​

Coffee: Black ​

FIGHT ME

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Black coffee tastes like fucking shit and it gives me heartburn fuck you I want caffeine not cultural enrichment of my bowels

Really depends on the brand of coffee. A medium brew with double sugar isn't very bitter and goes down smooth.

 

[MetalParakeet]

As a vegan, I'm offended by your options and demand Null and KF gets cancelled

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Something I've come to realize is that professional kitchens have a similar culture to prisons: high rates of psychopathy, high rates of drug use, a strict culture of submission to the unspoken rules, weird homoerotic dominance hierarchies, etc.

And of course, no one wants to be there.

Real talk, I usually don't give a shit about what job the person I'm currently interested in, or dating has so long as it's nothing illegal, or scummy, but if it's any kind of chef, or line-cook, I immediately drop them.

These people are fucking miserable and will be tied to their job 24/7. If they're not drug addicts, they're gonna be chain-smokers, and they're gonna be some of the angriest motherfuckers ever who will have absolutely no time for you because they're stuck slaving away in some kitchen for seemingly days on end. It also pays next to nothing too, unless you're a celebrity chef, or work in a high-class restaurant.

Don't date a chef.

 

[Mad Strawberry Milk]

14E

 

[(not) y2k compliant]

Black coffee tastes like fucking shit and it gives me heartburn fuck you I want caffeine not cultural enrichment of my bowels

What kind of garbage ass coffee are you buying? You clean your coffee maker REGULARLY right?

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

2, 3, A

If you put sugar and cream in your coffee on a regular basis then you also deserve the well done steak

 

[Fentanyl Floyd]

Steak: Medium
I don't eat bread or drink coffee

 

[Abu Muslim]

44A.
I'm a simple kiwi, I see steak, toast and black coffee, and I feel happy.
(This caused me to crave some coffee, thx Null)

 

[Dyn]

What kind of garbage ass coffee are you buying? You clean your coffee maker right?

Lots of people get acid reflux from black coffee, dude.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

32B
Dash of whisky in the coffee on a Sunday morning and it's perfect.

 

[(not) y2k compliant]

Lots of people get acid reflux from black coffee, dude.

Fake news.

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

1, 3, A.

Heathens

 

[Never Scored]

1,3,F

Fuck you. Dairy is my favourite food group. I will put it in everything.

 

[KingHarkinian]

5 - 3 - A

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

2
3
C

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Wtf where's my food Jersh?! This place sucks

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Real talk. Why eat steak when you can just yell your mom to bring you tendies?

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

where is the Cappuccino & Espresso?