Steak, Toast, Coffee

PICK THREE

  • Steak: Rare (1)

    Votes: 378 14.2%
  • Steak: Medium Rare (2)

    Votes: 1,014 38.2%
  • Steak: Medium (3)

    Votes: 665 25.0%
  • Steak: Medium Well (4)

    Votes: 335 12.6%
  • Steak: Well Done (5)

    Votes: 219 8.2%
  • Toast: White (1)

    Votes: 32 1.2%
  • Toast: Lightly Toasted (2, 3)

    Votes: 1,721 64.8%
  • Toast: Dark Toasted (4, 5)

    Votes: 841 31.7%
  • Toast: Burned (6)

    Votes: 39 1.5%
  • Coffee: Black (A)

    Votes: 858 32.3%
  • Coffee: Light Milk (B, C)

    Votes: 905 34.1%
  • Coffee: Heavy Milk (D, E)

    Votes: 534 20.1%
  • Coffee: Milk with Coffee (F)

    Votes: 212 8.0%

  • Total voters
    2,656
Who eats steak for breakfast? With toast and coffee no less.

Also, I selected 6 for toast not because I enjoy my toast burned, but because I refuse to let the establishment tell me that I have to enjoy my food.
 
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3, 3, B

Also, the order's late, I would like to speak to the manager.

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I'll have these guys' coffee as well if they don't want it.

Both he and the Queen were mates with Epstein, so it's only confirming the suspicions that ordering well done steak is how nonces signal to each other. Blue steak is the best so if there's a 0 option I'm taking that.
Take it dude. Send some orange juice my way if you get some
 
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5, 3, A/F

Steak: 5 - Unless I know you personally or if I killed the aninal myself, that steak is going to be well done.

Toast: 3 - Perfection

Coffee: A/F - I drink my coffee black but if any milk/creamer is added it needs completely drowned for it to become palatable to me.
 
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