DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Gonna pivot here hard - has Phil only had two jobs? Best Buy and the helicopter thing or whatever?

Phil says he worked at Wells Fargo too but quit because they were too predatory. Lol. There's also the Circuit City story too. As always, all this comes from Phil's mouth so giant heapings of salt.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

In a sense, I feel a lot of us have our own aspiration on the endgame of Phil. Some of us want a big sendoff while others want the gravy train to last until he goes out with a whimper, while for me, if there's anything I want to see Phil deal with, its real blowback from his financial woes. I don't want him to have the cushion of bankruptcy or whales. I want him to actually be in scenario where he can't wing it when it comes to his financials. If he faces that day for real, you'll see some genuine begging from him and I think it will be brilliant. Nothing but love for you all despite any disagreements we may have.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

“I’ve heard they’ve made the penultimate Spider-Man movie…”

Who the fuck unironically says ‘penultimate’ instead of ‘ultimate’?

While I was writing this, he admitted he was wrong but keeps doing it… I can’t even compute this.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

A commonality I see in all of his jobs dropping him is that it seems to happen on the first actionable thing he does, almost as if they were simply waiting to fire him. The proof that he will never learn from his mistakes, learning to suck up to management.

Yes, and this is why I don't believe in the pigroach luck. When someone with power is intent on doing away with him, they always win.

Because he's the most uncultured swine out there. He only cares about the stereotypes around Italy, the food more specifically given it's the only thing that he can ever honestly admit to enjoying. He sees it as a mark of superiority.

And what food turns into after you eat it. Which really goes to show just how empty Phil's life is, because the only thing he has to talk about are what he likes, and even then it's limited to what he's willing to put out there, which is half his interests or less. Can't talk wrestling because he's too sensitive over it and can't talk Champions because... well, we know why.

One day, he'll have gotten so roasted over his food, movie, and video game talk that he won't even do that anymore.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

Tuned into a live DSP stream for the first time in ages to see what all this begging chatter is about.

Seems about right.

 

[capefear56]

He needs a 5-minute break to brush his fucking teeth at 12:00 in the middle of the day.

Make you wonder if brushing his teeth is new thing he's only recently picked up.

 

[Agent Proper]

I have been around long enough to not care when or how this gin fueled ride will end. It has been full of some of the most autistic shit I've seen on the internet. When the ride is over I'll shrug my shoulders say "Well it over... I guess" and go find another dumpster fire to go and laugh at. To me Phil is the low bar for entertainment on the Internet and he always has been just a drunk racist asshole who magically got by somehow. When the curtain closes we'll clap for our own reasons, I just hope others clap for witnessing one of the strangest things on the internet too.

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

Phil says he worked at Wells Fargo too but quit because they were too predatory. Lol. There's also the Circuit City story too. As always, all this comes from Phil's mouth so giant heapings of salt.

Classic Phil. Always the victim. Either he HAD to leave, was forced to leave, or whatever the fuck other thing that he would have absolutely no influence over. Total lack of accountability.

 

[UaineRunei]

So the streams now have even less gameplay. Before the "changes" he started playing at 12:30. Now he's starting the gameplay between 12:45 and 1pm.

That's what you get by rewarding him for nothing. Congratulations

 

[N0thingICanDo]

End of prestream status:

Total tip: $10

Top tip: Anonymous $2

Phil is on a "not break" for 20 minutes now and begging the viewers to not leave before that

Apparently he is brushing his teeth

Chat casting massive doubt

Apparently many dsp fans, including Six70Two, are unvaxxed

 

[Agent Proper]

Classic Phil. Always the victim. Either he HAD to leave, was forced to leave, or whatever the fuck other thing that he would have absolutely no influence over. Total lack of accountability.

This sounds like that slow Halo stream rant last night.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Listening to him come up with a lie in real time on why it took him 10 minutes to brush his teeth gives you a little look into how his mind works when it comes to it.

Nigga literally tried to say he walked into the bathroom and

PROBLEM #1 Jasper came in. Play with Jasper
PROBLEM #2 Toilets been broken, had to take a piss in another(?) and wash hands
I don't know where brushing your teeth comes into play here, but that shit takes you 1-2 minutes tops.

Powerlevel this shit here, Brush your teeth while pissing and have Jasper watch you because you're busy don't fuckin play with the cat. Wash hands for 30 seconds(or don't, you're Phil).

This faggot always resorts to an issue making things seem to take time away from doing a simple 1 minute task. He comes off either retarded, extreme ADHD, or he's playing Champions. All of the above of course.

 

[Lazycunt]

What is with the come on let's go song he does for songs he doesn't know the lyrics to, it's fucking weird. Dsp never ceases to amaze me with how much of a fucking cringe inducing mess he is, while still claiming to be realest gamer ever really not a shill.

 

[Chandler Bing]

The Phil of 2010 would've said "Oh, look at the tits on that girl!" like the stunted 14 year old he truly is, HOWEVER, he's "matured" now and he "doesn't have time for waifu's or body pillows, as he has real romance in his life." Once the horse galloped over to Renton, best believe he's TERRIFIED of Kat wanting to get with another motherfucker that's mastered the game and not stuck on level one.

If my lore is correct, Leanna mentioned in one of her videos that Phil and her "rarely got physical." if at all. Even the video of her showing how much of a bitch Phil is in real life shows that he's TERRIFIED of physical confrontation, when all she wanted was to be dicked-down. Dude got bitched out by his daughter. Also, anything that requires effort, aka sex, it's too much work.

What if phils dick just doesn't work lol

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Honestly in my opinion Phil deserves less ridicule than the whales do at this point. the reason he's so arrogant, entitled, and demanding lately is because they do nothing but enable him. He'll always be a bitter, greedy person but he wouldn't be so upfront about it if he knew he couldn't get away with it.
Retarded as they are they still have their agency. Following the bank leaks it's been more than clear that Phil absolutely doesn't depend on tips "just to survive", and from my perspective the people left donating are doing so for ulterior reasons, not because they genuinely believe Phil will LITERALLY DIE without them.
It's all about that desperate mentality we humans have to be part of an exclusive clubhouse. By being the biggest donators they get to be kings of DSP's chat. Of course that's meaningless to all of us but this is where their heads are at. If I had to guess, the fact that Phil is so abrasive and ban-happy is part of the appeal, as it means they're extra special to be enough good boys to not catch the banhammer. The catch however is the instant that money tap runs dry they're instantly forgotten about by both Phil and the chat.
In short, fuck 'em.

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

What if phils dick just doesn't work lol

Current advancements in technology/medicine circumvent this issue. If that was the case, he just wouldn’t care to fix it - which makes it worse.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats.

 

[Watamelon]

I would argue that it depends on your definition of harmless mate.
Sure he doesn't hurt people, and doesn't cause them physical or bodily harm. However that's just because he is a massive vagina that only talks big from behind his little gated community and cum stained keyboard. Phil has taken from society, and he has returned fuck all. No one will be at a loss if we don't get another Street Fighter stream, another "Podcast" or glasses/vest/hat animation.
Everytime Phil is on stream he lies about being near poverty, he's pulling those heart strings as hard as he can. It works for him because unlike himself, people like helping others. So they find him and hear him whinge about being poor and they might think something like "Oh this old bloke is really in financial trouble. I'll give him this tenner, he might need it more". Some people aren't aware that he makes upwards of 100,000$ yearly. Most of the people supporting him, or falling for his scam are children, teens or actual wheelchairs that don't even make half as much. So let it sink in that this fat retard is crying poor while sitting in his Zelda jammies door dashing food, wine and opening WWE packs while some family out there could actually need the help because they actually don't know how to pay their bills, put food on the table and whatever else. So I believe Phil is greatly harming his fellow man.
What also does my head in is that Phil is in fact a con artist. Not only has he time and time again scammed his fans, and banned them when they called him out. He also scammed the government, several times. I will just mention the very clear bankruptcy scam as the most recent one.
So while he's not going out there and beating up kids to steal their money, I believe he is still harmful with what he's doing.

I swear to God that reading "I would argue" post-Phillip exposure raises my BP.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I just can't.

Can someone PLEASE find a comment from Derich that "has meaning".

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I just can't.

Can someone PLEASE find a comment from Derich that "has meaning".

Some of his wiki copy paste from the flight sim streams was somewhat informative, does that count?

If not some of his coom tweets might be meaningful, well meaningful in that context but I'm guessing that is not what you were aiming for.