- Joined
- Nov 25, 2018
Happy 1800 pages Kevin!!
We hit 1700 pages on November 9th and Kevin will never be a woman; however, he is a non-woman with a lot of children’s toys! So, what has transpired since then?
- Following Kevin realizing he had neglected to regularly force open his scar tissue-ridden surgical wound, KF user @Kung Pow Cream points out that Kevin used to regularly assert that the notion of neovaginas sealing is “utter nonsense”
- Kevin believes that tweeting about dilating counts as dilating
- Kevin’s process toward neovaginal revision surgery marches forward as his “trans coordinator” is referring him to a surgeon
- Please add “gross piss girl” to the running list of Kevin’s collectible genders
- In one Reddit thread, a pedophilic tweet thread in which Kevin participated was posted, with several Reddit users referring to him as “Kevin” and an “autopedophile”
- Atop genders, Kevin wants to collect an ADD diagnosis from his therapist
- Within the same day, Kevin e-begs for funds directed at “time sensitive bills” and ogles at the release of new children’s toys to buy
- The power supply to Kevin’s computer is slowly dying
- Kevin retweets a troon that posits that the existence of autogynephilia, a paraphilia that has consumed Kevin’s entire life and being, is mythical and cannot be observed (much like Chupacabra)
- Neck’s car got repossessed, likely after child support court tore him a new one
- He is also temporarily homeless, or at least, has an unstable living situation
- Kevin adopts a new grifting strategy: claiming a negative PayPal account balance
- Kevin, whose only high school friend was his special education assistant, fails to grasp the sociological concept of “male socialization”
- One of Kevin’s mutuals helped him buy a new power supply unit, adorned with fetish stickers, for his dying desktop
- KF user @Chapstick4Lyfe, an intrepid user that tracks the amount of which Kevin has grifted, announces that Kevin has now grifted over $5000 USD
- Wedge showed his social worker some of his furry art (pornography depicting animals)
- Kevin releases another mass-grooming tweet, with one of its noted recipients being a 15-year-old child
- Kevin releases the reference picture he wants to show his plastic surgeon and it is a picture of a woman, presumably a porn star, with the most absurd bolt-ons you will ever bare witness to (NSFW link, of course)
- Kevin muses about the existence of a life-sized plushie, complete with a sex toy attachment, of a young fox Pokémon
- Neck’s motel, his current home, does not allow people to stay for 21 consecutive days so he would be kicked out after that period (remember his car was repossessed a short time prior)
- Kevin asserts that not only do women enjoy porn depicting gangbangs, but it is made for them!
- Neck has “housing secured” for the next two months
- Kevin celebrates Polyamory Day by tweeting at his eight “girl” “friends”
- He also suggests that people should have as little shame as possible “when it comes to sexual stuff:” another cope regarding all the sex he is totally having
- Despite consooming weeb shit for decades, Kevin still fails to grasp the basics of Pokémon games: a franchise designed for children that has not changed in almost a decade
- Kevin likens “clit erections” to those of men wearing chastity cages
- His referral for a consultation for neovaginal revision surgery is taking longer than expected to process
- Within a period of twelve days, Kevin has e-begged on five different occasions
- KF user @lecher compiles several important tweets regarding Kevin’s vaginoplasty, a wonderful trip down memory lane
- According to Kevin, his therapist told him that the referral letter required for insurance coverage of breast augmentation surgery requires weeks of “daunting” work that costs extra money to process; predictably, he seethes
- Kevin and some other Tranch members joined (G)Ash Coyote on his gaming livestream to fundraise for the tranch, nevertheless, they only seemed to raise $20
- KF user @Lubby Smith reminds us that, “In the 4 years 7 months and 14 days (1689 days) from April 21, 2017 to today, Kevin has tweeted 231,528 times. This equates to 137 tweets per day. If he stayed awake tweeting 24 hours per day, this would be 5.7 tweets per hour. If he slept 8 hours and limited his tweeting to 16 hours per day, this brings the tweets per hour up to 8.6, every waking hour for the past 1689 straight days.”
- Kevin continues e-begging for the umpteenth time this past month, I do not recall it ever being this bad… ever since Earl & The Invisible Fascists first attacked
- He celebrated the anniversary of the AmHole installation four days late, as one does when celebrating any anniversary of a date that brings them immense joy
- Kevin was featured on r/TumblrInAction, a subreddit dedicated to ridiculing genderspecials and troons in all their paraphilias and assorted degeneracy
- It appears that even Redditors are privy to Kevin’s fetish collection and the Tranch’s incompetence and animal neglect
- Kevin, a man with a rape fetish, writes a Twitter thread highlighting the importance of consent
- Kevin, a morbidly obese man with a hulking stature, snuggles and makes retard noises into a teddy bear on display in a store and is sexually aroused by the tiny woman at the cash trying to be nice to him as she awkwardly glances at him
- Kevin now claims to be a dog (am dog)
- Kevin admits to not passing as a cis woman, and in his words, he never will: he admits to being a clockable tranny every time he leaves the house
- We learn that Kevin’s therapist specializes in DID, so prepare yourself for the inevitable “headmates” saga
- Kevin posts a photo of his soiled index and middle fingers to illustrate to the audience what “girl horny” looks like (it appears to be seminal fluid or “precum”)
- Tonya Song, recall the singer of the new AmHole theme song from last recap post, a Native American troon, presumably got his name from some model with big tiddy (big ups @The Final Troondown)
- According to Kevin, his blood type is puppy, and he is a homosexual canine
- Out of 10, Kevin rates himself a 7
- Kevin lost his Christmas-themed pregnancy fetish t-shirt (In all I’ve ever written, I would have never anticipated that I would need to string those words together)
- Kaiser Permanente, Kevin’s health insurance provider, sent him a letter confirming his appointment approval; however, the surgical office has yet to contact him
- Kevin uses Penny’s “lung damage” incurred by a recent dust storm as a reason to grift: he is becoming more creative, I can at least commend him for that…
- Kevin blames his “bimboness” for not being able to understand or comprehend TERF arguments
- Kevin’s probable and largely unfinished FetLife profile has been unearthed
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Gonna Get Fucked Over By My Laziness And Have My Amhole Seal Up On Me Again.
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Big ups @Open Window Maniac
The tweet that launched a thousand dick snips
Big ups @Humbert Humbert
Big ups @soggy london
Big ups @Chef Hanlon
lol
Big ups @Sexual Chocolate
Big ups @Terrifying Organisms
Thank you for reading yet another Kevincap and may you have a very Merry Christmas!
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, we used to call these nigga schizos, but that's an insult to genuinely schizophrenic people.
