DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Phil just spend some time with wife man.
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Man, Phil holds onto this "I'm a real genuine gamer" persona as if it's the only thing he has left. When we all know he'd throw away everything he holds dear for a 200k/year contract.

Do you guys think he has paypigs who actually see him like that? A real, average gamer who'd never sell out?

As usual, it's just the coping that always exists from Phil's side. Instead of accepting that no company wants to associate their brands with DSP, he prefers to act as if other content creators are all shills.
 
Do you guys think he has paypigs who actually see him like that? A real, average gamer who'd never sell out?
The only wheelchair I know that legit believe in all his lies is eternal_napalm.

The dude saw the bank leaks and thought they were something fake that detractors created lmao
 
Phil just spend some time with wife man.
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Be sure to follow Phil for all the breaking gaming news.
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I honestly think that the gravy train will go on for as long as Phil can milk it. He has always hated change and he wants to live a life of low effort. People who think that Phil has limited number of whales need to remember it has that been shown time and time again that when one whale leaves another steps up to the challenge. Slayer0804 never tipped until September and he is singlehandedly carrying the Lost Judgement streams. Slayer has taken up the role that Pastrarchy had during the Donganronpa play through. The whales are most likely a permanent part of the ecosystem. As for Phil, his death will come at the hands of his own shitty diet. My guess is either diabetes or alcohol poisoning.
Yeah it does seem like when one whale goes away another finds its way to him, I took a look at the top whales in the tips tracker and made this so one can get an idea of the top whales and how much they have given.

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Any mistakes are mine and mine alone.

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If we say he is on track to make 120K this year, these 15 whales( not counting [anonymous] as this is not only whales but also 50BB) is 18,5% of his income, and on average they give $1586,85.

Going into more speculative numbers tips should make out something like $83K of his total income this year, accepting that number the same 15 whales would be behind 26.7% of all his tips.
 
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Man, Phil holds onto this "I'm a real genuine gamer" persona as if it's the only thing he has left.
It is the only thing he has left. I mean it has been torn down just like all his other lies about who and what he is, but it's the last one left that he can't afford to admit has been obliterated. I mean he could, there wouldn't any REAL consequences, the paypigs don't believe him anyway, but he doesn't have the spine of Wings, who comes right out and admits to being a streamer for money and money alone. It would crush him, even without the chat saying anything, because he's stupid and can't quit reading KiwiFarms and watching detractor channels any more than he can quit playing Champions.

And don't think he doesn't do both of those things every day. His informants don't tell him anything he doesn't already know, and he knows more than they tell him about. He doesn't have informants so much as he has tards who want to suck up to him and don't realize that he's way ahead of them, or that they're helping feed into a false narrative (that being the one where Phil totally doesn't read detractor content, but get tipped off by fans).

Which he handles rather stupidly by mentioning stuff on stream that they didn't say, like when he got caught reading the Champions thread because he saw the sugar sauce discussion in it, something his informer tards don't pay attention to.
 
Well, since it's Phil Farms Day today, I thought that would be nice to share something I just stumbled upon.

I was watching a youtuber named "danooct1" that demonstrates how old computer viruses were made and how they infect your computer. However, out of nowhere, I heard something really familiar...



Original video with timestamp (4:52)

This is your legacy, Phil.
Have fun reading the Farms!
 
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I would argue that it depends on your definition of harmless mate.
Sure he doesn't hurt people, and doesn't cause them physical or bodily harm. However that's just because he is a massive vagina that only talks big from behind his little gated community and cum stained keyboard. Phil has taken from society, and he has returned fuck all. No one will be at a loss if we don't get another Street Fighter stream, another "Podcast" or glasses/vest/hat animation.
Everytime Phil is on stream he lies about being near poverty, he's pulling those heart strings as hard as he can. It works for him because unlike himself, people like helping others. So they find him and hear him whinge about being poor and they might think something like "Oh this old bloke is really in financial trouble. I'll give him this tenner, he might need it more". Some people aren't aware that he makes upwards of 100,000$ yearly. Most of the people supporting him, or falling for his scam are children, teens or actual wheelchairs that don't even make half as much. So let it sink in that this fat retard is crying poor while sitting in his Zelda jammies door dashing food, wine and opening WWE packs while some family out there could actually need the help because they actually don't know how to pay their bills, put food on the table and whatever else. So I believe Phil is greatly harming his fellow man.
What also does my head in is that Phil is in fact a con artist. Not only has he time and time again scammed his fans, and banned them when they called him out. He also scammed the government, several times. I will just mention the very clear bankruptcy scam as the most recent one.
So while he's not going out there and beating up kids to steal their money, I believe he is still harmful with what he's doing.
Sorry for the late reply, but Nigel brings up an interesting point here I want to comment on. If you're not in the 'tismsphere it's easy to forget that most normies aren't really familiar with Phil's lore. I place a lot of blame on the Down the Rabbit Hole vid, which hits a lot of Phil's "highlights" but totally buys into the narrative that he's broke. Before I started coming to the farms regularly it was pretty much the only thing I knew about him. That's not to say you should or shouldn't get pissed at his scumminess, but realize to the casual viewers, Phil is just a guy who's bad at video games and actually can't pay his bills.
 
What anime is your avatar from? I need to know for research purposes.
It's Geese Howard in the Senran Kagura style.

Well, since it's Phil Farms Day today, I thought that would be nice to share something I just stumbled upon.

I was watching a youtuber named "danooct1" that demonstrates how old computer viruses were made and how they infect your computer. However, out of nowhere, I heard something really familiar...

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This is your legacy, Phil.
Have fun reading the Farms!

It's beautiful how you may find even the most unrelated channels laughing at DSP.
 
Man, Phil holds onto this "I'm a real genuine gamer" persona as if it's the only thing he has left. When we all know he'd throw away everything he holds dear for a 200k/year contract.

Do you guys think he has paypigs who actually see him like that? A real, average gamer who'd never sell out?
No. None of the regulars appear to respect Phil as a gamer, at all. At best, there's the Mark Macaulay loner types that pretend to care talking about games with Phil because they want to be mod, or for internet clout.

Phil's desire to be the ahnest gaming reviewer and journalist is one of his weirdest things. He clearly hates gaming. He never does it outside of stream except for mobile gacha crap. He hates people. He's always been against talking with gaming companies at all, even before he became a lolcow. It's never been a way to make lots of money, especially now. I guess it's good for getting groupies like Leanna and Katherine, that's about it.
 
Phil's desire to be the ahnest gaming reviewer and journalist is one of his weirdest things. He clearly hates gaming. He never does it outside of stream except for mobile gacha crap.
Seems to me like this would make him about on par with almost every gaming ''journalist'' working for current MSM.

The only thing that would fuck it up is that Phil is a monumental retard and lazy beyond belief, and he would probably piss off any people that was forces to have any interaction with him within a few days (if that long).
 
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After that last tweet I really wanna remind everyone that Phil is NOT a shill. He definitely doesn't hate people shilling because he is unable to.
Phil doesn’t want to resort to sponsorships, but if he does it’s the detractors’ fault.

Phil doesn’t want to end sponsorships, but if it happens it’s the trolls’ fault.

Phil isn’t a shill, but if he doesn’t get sponsorship opportunities it’s the mentally-ill nudnicks’ fault.

Nothing he could do, dood!
 
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I find it so funny that Phil constantly brings up people shilling and shits on them when you can find stuff like this in a 10 second search. Yeah dude everyone hates shilling we get it but none of the shills (except Phil) have a crippling ego problem where they have to make fun of people promoting products or call them "not real gamers." For anyone wondering why he constantly shills Hori now it's because of this dumb Switch accessory he got from them for free. Everyone can be called a hypocrite once or twice in their life and rightfully so but with DarksydePhil contradictions like this with proof happen daily.
 
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