US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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another one
Question is was biden on the plane.
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AnitaSarsleezian said:
I spent a few years in the 90s as a musician in Bette's touring band. She was always insane - long before politics. She was very abusive to the musicians in the band and ruled everything in an almost dictator-like fashion. No, we weren't friends with her. We didn't hang out with her at the hotel bar. I just did my job and went back on the bus or to the hotel. We used to rehearse for 3 months before the tour and it was hell - she'd insult the musicians left and right over the tiniest stuff. I'm not gonna tell stories because I'll end up doxing myself but really, she'd flip over minute shit and call out musicians in front of the rest of the band and just shit on them.

I did two tours and I had enough.

"Why would you stay for that kind of shit?" you ask... Well, it's still a great position for a musician - you get paid really well for that kind of stuff. This was in the 90s and I was getting $2500 a week for a 3 month tour - all expenses paid, food provided, and a per diem. That's what those level tours pay.

Besides, you kinda get used to it. I hate to break it to you, but a lot...and I mean A LOT of the people you probably love or idolize in music are completely unhinged and fucking deranged and abusive people. I guess to become narcissistic enough to be a star it attracts a certain personality type. So it's just another tour where you cash your check and tune out the abuse.

Two others I've toured in the band of and are equally nasty and abusive? Rick Springfield and Cyndi Lauper. Cyndi actually might be the nastiest and most abusive I've ever toured with. And she's another batshit liberal - big surprise.
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Terrifik said:
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your favorite group put their tenderal in crypto now.
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so was that a sarcastic merry christmas or not?
 
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Terrifik said:
You also forgot the collapse of war in afghanistan.
which would of fully impeached him.
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Trump was fully impeached, just as Clinton was. Well, he was impeached MORE than Clinton, but still, they have both been impeached. Congress has sole powers of impeachment.

The Senate can hold an impeachment trial, which can result in removal from office and/or exclusion of the charged from holding office in the future. This has never occurred.

But yeah, semantics, I know what you meant; however, I don't agree that this would have actually gotten the Senate to convict him, as there wasn't any treason, high crimes, misdemeanors, etc., affiliated with the withdrawal. I certainly haven't read extensively on this, and if you do know of any shenanigans associated with the Biden withdrawal I'd appreciate it if you'd share them with me. I'll suck your dick, but WATCH THE INCISORS. Don't say you weren't warned.

Vyse Inglebard said:
No, cause Trump wouldn't have botched it up like Brandon did. He already had a plan ready to go, it was Brandon who said "FUCK YOU DRUMPF" and caused the deadly clusterfuck we have in front of us right now.
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Trump would have botched it just as badly, because you know it's not as if he's actually doing logistics or anything himself, and neither is Biden, but the buck stops there and they take the blame.

You could say the DELAYS from Biden on withdrawal made it more difficult due to the Taliban's advances, but on the flip side of the coin, that gave them even more time to prepare and do things right.

Regardless, we (USA) don't seem to be able to pull these withdrawals off without major fuck-ups. It would be nice if someone with military service could shed some light on this as to why.

Feline Supremacist said:
It's would have, not would of
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Your sentence should read as follows:

It's "would have", not "would of".

You forgot the quotation marks AND the period! What the fuck is wrong with you?
 
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Die Dunkle Maus said:
Your sentence should read as follows:

It's "would have", not "would of".

You forgot the quotation marks AND the period! What the fuck is wrong with you?
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A quotation is not necessary since I am not directly quoting, merely stating a point of grammar, you illiterate imbecile. As for a period at the end of a sentence, if you do not know when a sentence ends you need to return to the rat hole from whence you came.
 
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Die Dunkle Maus said:
Trump was fully impeached, just as Clinton was. Well, he was impeached MORE than Clinton, but still, they have both been impeached. Congress has sole powers of impeachment.

The Senate can hold an impeachment trial, which can result in removal from office and/or exclusion of the charged from holding office in the future. This has never occurred.

But yeah, semantics, I know what you meant; however, I don't agree that this would have actually gotten the Senate to convict him, as there wasn't any treason, high crimes, misdemeanors, etc., affiliated with the withdrawal. I certainly haven't read extensively on this, and if you do know of any shenanigans associated with the Biden withdrawal I'd appreciate it if you'd share them with me. I'll suck your dick, but WATCH THE INCISORS. Don't say you weren't warned.



Trump would have botched it just as badly, because you know it's not as if he's actually doing logistics or anything himself, and neither is Biden, but the buck stops there and they take the blame.

You could say the DELAYS from Biden on withdrawal made it more difficult due to the Taliban's advances, but on the flip side of the coin, that gave them even more time to prepare and do things right.

Regardless, we (USA) don't seem to be able to pull these withdrawals off without major fuck-ups. It would be nice if someone with military service could shed some light on this as to why.



Your sentence should read as follows:

It's "would have", not "would of".

You forgot the quotation marks AND the period! What the fuck is wrong with you?
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You got the ‘tism
 
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Die Dunkle Maus said:
But yeah, semantics, I know what you meant; however, I don't agree that this would have actually gotten the Senate to convict him, as there wasn't any treason, high crimes, misdemeanors, etc., affiliated with the withdrawal. I certainly haven't read extensively on this, and if you do know of any shenanigans associated with the Biden withdrawal I'd appreciate it if you'd share them with me. I'll suck your dick, but WATCH THE INCISORS. Don't say you weren't warned.
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I mean, aside from the threads we have here documenting what a clusterfuck it was thanks to a complete lack of planning, including a post that reveals Trump already had a plan done that was disregarded due to being done by the Bad Orange Man? Yeah, no shenanigans at all. Just do a search for thread titles containing "Afghanistan" and you'll find there's no shortage.
 
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celebrityskin said:
Yes this is real. My grandmother was already contacted about getting hers.
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FOUND THE JEW

derpherp2 said:
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Watch as I do a magic trick of guessing what you wrote without reading it and all your future posts.
Lmao stalker
Lmao *crinkles diaper*
Lmao smugly chuckles

Lmao I is smurt *random study*
Seriously the lolcow threads are for archival purposes, not a guide.
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You guessed wrong again, dummy!

Hahaha!

Takayuki Yagami said:
If he weren’t in jail I’d at least entertain the thought. You have the same weird syntax and weird fucking habit of capping random words like a schitzo.
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You entertain lots of thoughts, all of which are stupid.
 
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