US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

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I'm starting to regret my previous comment as I was unaware that mathfags had already complicated things too much by coming up with a specific weird name for a soccer ball that incorporates what the angles would be if they weren't smoothed into a sphere

If it's any consolation there's a math video on Youtube where a guy argues that most official events don't use balls with that pattern and based on their current pattern they're closer to dodecahedrons or really bloated cubes.

 

[The Ugly One]

Trump was fully impeached, just as Clinton was. Well, he was impeached MORE than Clinton, but still, they have both been impeached. Congress has sole powers of impeachment.

The Senate can hold an impeachment trial, which can result in removal from office and/or exclusion of the charged from holding office in the future. This has never occurred.

But yeah, semantics, I know what you meant; however, I don't agree that this would have actually gotten the Senate to convict him, as there wasn't any treason, high crimes, misdemeanors, etc., affiliated with the withdrawal. I certainly haven't read extensively on this, and if you do know of any shenanigans associated with the Biden withdrawal I'd appreciate it if you'd share them with me. I'll suck your dick, but WATCH THE INCISORS. Don't say you weren't warned.

McConnell needed a pretext for enough Republicans to remove Trump from office that, in their minds, would not have resulted in a revolt of the voters and ripped the party apart (reality is no such option existed for them). They set a few traps for Trump. The first was the hope that Mueller would set up and spring a perjury trap. Trump was too smart to fall for that and only ever gave Mueller written answers that were carefully vetted by his lawyer(s). Their next big gambit was with Black Lives Matter. They were hoping that, as the left escalated the violence, Trump would eventually order a military crackdown, giving them cover to remove him under the pretext of Posse Comitatus Act of 1878. He didn't fall for that trap, either.

 

[Gar For Archer]

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I'm starting to regret my previous comment as I was unaware that mathfags had already complicated things too much by coming up with a specific weird name for a soccer ball that incorporates what the angles would be if they weren't smoothed into a sphere

It’s also referred to as a Buckminster Fullerine (Buckyball or Fullerene for short).

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

If they really want to pursue criminal charges against Trump, why not just charge him for his alleged complicity with Epstein? After all, Ghislaine Maxwell was Epstein's right hand man & presumably did all of his legwork, right? Why couldn't they just get her to testify against Trump as a key eyewitness? After all, according to @Die Dunkle Maus, Trump is totally guilty, so it should be easy. It's weird how badly they want to go after him but are seemingly unwilling to pull the trigger on the most viable avenue to sending him to prison.

1. Like I already explained, Epstein's fan club includes a HUGE medley of Democratic power hitters, politically, financially, and academically. A lot of documents (boxes and boxes) are sealed, I expect they will be "lost" in the evidence room.
2. Trump's never going to prison, that's a libby pipe dream.

I was under the impression that they didn't care so long as he was behind bars, so if he's guilty of being complicit with Epstein's crimes, it should be a simple matter of getting a key eye witness like Ghislaine to testify against him, no?

The Twitter/Facebook/Reddit slackjaws don't understand how the real world works, and they never will. The Democrats will go through the motions to placate their base and shrug ("We tried, fellas!"), and a NY AG may get a guilty on some tax fraud or other financial mishaps, but this will only result in fines that Trump will pay with the spare change (Krugerrands) that his maid found under the cushions of the mink-fur sofa.

That's the constituency, not the HNIC of the uniparty.

THIS KID'S GOT THE STUFF!

 

[Hüftpriester]

It looks like Biden's mandate is heading to the Supreme Court one week before the current stay is due to be lifted. This could be a humiliating loss for him. Let's hope Roberts doesn't cuck.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Trump would have botched it just as badly, because you know it's not as if he's actually doing logistics or anything himself, and neither is Biden, but the buck stops there and they take the blame.

The biggest difference is Trump's withdrawal plan was drawn up by people who had been in the region and knew what they were doing.

Biden's was drawn up by time punching dick suckers who figured that the Taliban would never dare roll on the US Army.

Guess which one was shit.

You could say the DELAYS from Biden on withdrawal made it more difficult due to the Taliban's advances, but on the flip side of the coin, that gave them even more time to prepare and do things right.

Except they DIDN'T prepare. They didn't destroy the vehicles properly, they didn't start the evacs and cancelled the existing evacs. They also abandoned the major air force base that was supposed to be used under the Trump plan to move out personnel and critical equipment because Milley and the other authors were careerist dick polishers with less tactical and strategic sense than a PFC with a headwound.

It gave them the time but THEY DIDN'T USE IT.

Regardless, we (USA) don't seem to be able to pull these withdrawals off without major fuck-ups. It would be nice if someone with military service could shed some light on this as to why.

We've been able to pull off some major withdrawals, but they went so smoothly that they aren't really even noticed.

But when you fuck up a withdrawal, you fuck it up big time.

The Biden Admin, by believing that the Taliban would go along with their photo-op plans of a September 11th withdrawal WITHOUT CONSULTING THE TALIBAN, fucked up from the get-go.

They didn't take the time to properly destroy classified documents and hardware.
They didn't blow in place or destroy equipment.
They didn't evac people out until the last fucking minute.
They closed their air force base that could have run C5's 24/7 and had a secure perimeter.
They stopped doing Predator drone overwatch on the Taliban advances.
They pulled the CIA and DIA observers from the Afghan army.
They were SHOCKED PIKACHU when the Afghan Army went "Fuck this shit"

In reality, the Biden Administration, just to spite Trump and the previous authors of the withdrawal, junked the plan then sat on their asses smugly thinking that the Taliban would let them have a Sept-11 pullout for the optics just because it was what they wanted.

The Biden Admin's plan went BEYOND criminal negligence and straight into willful retardation.

If you had put in that kind of plan at PLDC, which is where they train the E4 Mafia, you would have been doing pushups in the nearest puddle while the other trainees pissed on your legs.

Because it was the most fucked up faggoty plan ever.

It was WORSE than the Vietnam one.

 

[spinal gas chamber]

1. Like I already explained, Epstein's fan club includes a HUGE medley of Democratic power hitters, politically, financially, and academically. A lot of documents (boxes and boxes) are sealed, I expect they will be "lost" in the evidence room.
2. Trump's never going to prison, that's a libby pipe dream.



The Twitter/Facebook/Reddit slackjaws don't understand how the real world works, and they never will. The Democrats will go through the motions to placate their base and shrug ("We tried, fellas!"), and a NY AG may get a guilty on some tax fraud or other financial mishaps, but this will only result in fines that Trump will pay with the spare change (Krugerrands) that his maid found under the cushions of the mink-fur sofa.



THIS KID'S GOT THE STUFF!

This guy got the ‘tism

 

[The Nothingness]

It looks like Biden's mandate is heading to the Supreme Court one week before the current stay is due to be lifted. This could be a humiliating loss for him. Let's hope Roberts doesn't cuck.
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I'm more concerned about Trump's picks considering they were selected by Turtle Boy McConnell.

 

[Sithis]

The biggest difference is Trump's withdrawal plan was drawn up by people who had been in the region and knew what they were doing.

Biden's was drawn up by time punching dick suckers who figured that the Taliban would never dare roll on the US Army.

Guess which one was shit.

Except they DIDN'T prepare. They didn't destroy the vehicles properly, they didn't start the evacs and cancelled the existing evacs. They also abandoned the major air force base that was supposed to be used under the Trump plan to move out personnel and critical equipment because Milley and the other authors were careerist dick polishers with less tactical and strategic sense than a PFC with a headwound.

It gave them the time but THEY DIDN'T USE IT.

We've been able to pull off some major withdrawals, but they went so smoothly that they aren't really even noticed.

But when you fuck up a withdrawal, you fuck it up big time.

The Biden Admin, by believing that the Taliban would go along with their photo-op plans of a September 11th withdrawal WITHOUT CONSULTING THE TALIBAN, fucked up from the get-go.

They didn't take the time to properly destroy classified documents and hardware.
They didn't blow in place or destroy equipment.
They didn't evac people out until the last fucking minute.
They closed their air force base that could have run C5's 24/7 and had a secure perimeter.
They stopped doing Predator drone overwatch on the Taliban advances.
They pulled the CIA and DIA observers from the Afghan army.
They were SHOCKED PIKACHU when the Afghan Army went "Fuck this shit"

In reality, the Biden Administration, just to spite Trump and the previous authors of the withdrawal, junked the plan then sat on their asses smugly thinking that the Taliban would let them have a Sept-11 pullout for the optics just because it was what they wanted.

The Biden Admin's plan went BEYOND criminal negligence and straight into willful retardation.

If you had put in that kind of plan at PLDC, which is where they train the E4 Mafia, you would have been doing pushups in the nearest puddle while the other trainees pissed on your legs.

Because it was the most fucked up faggoty plan ever.

It was WORSE than the Vietnam one.

I think most people don't even realize just how fucked the whole thing was as soon as they gave up Bagram. Had they kept Bagram as a fortified center they still could have feasibly pulled it off even with all the other fuckups, that place was hardened to withstand a lot of shit and even the talishits would likely have been reluctant to commit that much to take it by force because the level of strength it would take to seize a fortified Bagram would have absolutely escalated everything. More important than the fortifications was the perimeter function it served, we could have filtered out any bad actors before they got anywhere near the tarmac. And the tarmac itself could have been easily secured, they could have flown plane after plane out of there and the Taliban would have had to escalate to a hot conflict to stop it.

As soon as they made that call they got rid of the only safety net they had that could have feasibly saved them.

 

[Terrifik]

It looks like Biden's mandate is heading to the Supreme Court one week before the current stay is due to be lifted. This could be a humiliating loss for him. Let's hope Roberts doesn't cuck.
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you already know what the answer going to be .

it ok get your shot to help humanity first.

also vaccine is a moving term so make sure to get one every 4months to be considered fully vacinated .

Federal charges for fake vaccine cards. Covid pill only alternative .
restrict on monoclonal antibody treatments ,& other anti viral treatment.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

1. Like I already explained, Epstein's fan club includes a HUGE medley of Democratic power hitters, politically, financially, and academically. A lot of documents (boxes and boxes) are sealed, I expect they will be "lost" in the evidence room.
2. Trump's never going to prison, that's a libby pipe dream.

So then what's the point of his new criminal charges? They simultaneously want to send him to prison & make desperate moves to put him there but they won't pull on the one lever allegedly guaranteed to work?

 

[derpherp2]

FOUND THE JEW



You guessed wrong again, dummy!

Hahaha!



You entertain lots of thoughts, all of which are stupid.

Lmao I is smurt

Can't really help yourself, lmao.
And apparently sharted your diaper... four times while waiting for me. Good job.

This is the part where you crinkle it and pretend it was some grand scheme btw.
This is now the part where you try to spite me and do literally anything else.
This is also now the part where you figured out you can't do anything.
And now is the part where you do it to spite me.

 

[spinal gas chamber]

Can't really help yourself, lmao.
And apparently sharted your diaper... four times while waiting for me. Good job.

This is the part where you crinkle it and pretend it was some grand scheme btw.
This is now the part where you try to spite me and do literally anything else.
This is also now the part where you figured out you can't do anything.
And now is the part where you do it to spite me.

That guy got the ‘tism and so do you.

 

[derpherp2]

That guy got the ‘tism and so do you.

It's Kiwifarms, that's a given.

 

[The Last Stand]

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Biden desperately doing anything he can to maintain favor with the progressive faction.

To little to late. On top of a bad economy.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

It's too cringy. Why does Biden come off even more cringer than Hillary when trying to act cool. With Trump it just came natural.

That's because Trump is not a try hard & just acts like himself.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

This is what I got when I searched 'wendigo' in Google. Don't know why, just wanted to share because I thought it was kinda funny.

Spoiler

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

A quotation is not necessary since I am not directly quoting, merely stating a point of grammar, you illiterate imbecile. As for a period at the end of a sentence, If you do not know when a sentence ends you need to return to the rat hole from whence you came.

He also likes random caps, which is a very speddy thing to do.

 

[Snekposter]

Regardless, we (USA) don't seem to be able to pull these withdrawals off without major fuck-ups. It would be nice if someone with military service could shed some light on this as to why.

We have multiple posters here. Judging by the profane, smug tone of @Jet Fuel Johnny 's post he was a mid-senior enlisted man, I don't know his rank exactly, but he was in the Army during the late Cold War and Storm back when we actually had an Army, so he knows how not to fuck up from a ground level view. He also knows exactly what a clusterfuck is, since that's the US Army's default operating posture. @JosephStalin has admitted he was a high-ranking staff officer in the Air Force back when the Air Force was more than a bunch of pole-smoking faggots and trannies, so he has a high-level view of how not to fuck up. Funnily enough they both seem to be in agreement on what an abnormal, above and beyond the call of duty clusterfuck the Biden withdrawal was.

 

[The Ugly One]

In reality, the Biden Administration, just to spite Trump and the previous authors of the withdrawal, junked the plan then sat on their asses smugly thinking that the Taliban would let them have a Sept-11 pullout for the optics just because it was what they wanted.

The Biden admin has done the opposite of everything Trump did, solely to spite him, even when it actively hurt them to do so (like the insulin thing). Trump should have left a memo on his desk saying "Do not punch myself in the dick every day."