DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Hamster]

Hopefully we get funny wasted Phil, Last year he was kinda entertaining because he was drunk off something other than gin

Impossible when you're an angry drunk.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

Yeah what the fuck was up with that?
Looking back on it, he was already tipsy after like 2 5% ABV beers. That's not normal for a man spending over 70 bucks a week on booze.

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Seen a few studies about this , seen drunks with destroyed organs lose all ability to deal one beer after years of alcohol abuse

 

[snort inquisition]

you mean celebrating with your wife? and giving your cat some of his christmas themed toys?

why do you also need christmas day off? to celebrate the whole day with your family? don't you need the help really badly?

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

you mean celebrating with your wife roommate?

 

[UncleTusky]

Since today is Phil's special CWCmas stream, and also because the restaurant I got takeout from was also giving away wine, I have butchered yet another CWCmas classic to make fun of nobody's favorite Pigroach - enjoy!

Spoiler: Sing along if you know the words!

On the first day of CWCMas the Pigroach gave to me: A rant blaming Null and Kiwi

On the second day of CWCMas the Pigroach gave to me: Phil's a nigger and a rant blaming Null and Kiwi

On the third day of CWCMas the Pigroach gave to me: Nazi Hat Phil's a nigger and a rant blaming Null and Kiwi

On the fourth day of CWCMas the Pigroach gave to me: Wrestling gacha Nazi Hat Phil's a nigger and a rant blaming Null and Kiwi

On the fifth day of CWCMas the Pigroach gave to me: MOD DISCORD LEAKS! Wrestling gacha Nazi Hat Phil's a nigger and a rant blaming Null and Kiwi

On the sixth day of CWCMas the Pigroach gave to me: Derich coomposting MOD DISCORD LEAKS! Wrestling gacha Nazi Hat Phil's a nigger and a rant blaming Null and Kiwi

On the seventh day of CWCMas the Pigroach gave to me: Twitch partnership revoked Derich coomposting MOD DISCORD LEAKS! Wrestling gacha Nazi Hat Phil's a nigger and a rant blaming Null and Kiwi

On the eighth day of CWCMas the Pigroach gave to me: Bank account statements Twitch partnership revoked Derich coomposting MOD DISCORD LEAKS! Wrestling gacha Nazi Hat Phil's a nigger and a rant blaming Null and Kiwi

On the ninth day of CWCMas the Pigroach gave to me: OnlyIcedCoffee Bank account statements Twitch partnership revoked Derich coomposting MOD DISCORD LEAKS! Wrestling gacha Nazi Hat Phil's a nigger and a rant blaming Null and Kiwi

On the tenth day of CWCMas the Pigroach gave to me: Timbo's bankruptcy OnlyIcedCoffee Bank account statements Twitch partnership revoked Derich coomposting MOD DISCORD LEAKS! Wrestling gacha Nazi Hat Phil's a nigger and a rant blaming Null and Kiwi

On the eleventh day of CWCMas the Pigroach gave to me: A kiwi fucking Jenna Timbo's bankruptcy OnlyIcedCoffee Bank account statements Twitch partnership revoked Derich coomposting MOD DISCORD LEAKS! Wrestling gacha Nazi Hat Phil's a nigger and a rant blaming Null and Kiwi

On the twelfth day of CWCMas the Pigroach gave to me: No more Twitter replies A kiwi fucking Jenna Timbo's bankruptcy OnlyIcedCoffee Bank account statements Twitch partnership revoked Derich coomposting MOD DISCORD LEAKS! Wrestling gacha Nazi Hat Phil's a nigger and a rant blaming Null and Kiwi

This format doesn't let me squeeze in some of my favorite jokes so in no particular order: Kat is a horse, the 'serious adult house' is a condo, Kiwis are shitposters not autistic illuminati, and Phil is, in fact, the guy.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Does Phil abuse Jasper off screen? I saw a recent clip and when he yells at Jasper Kitty he instinctively runs off screwing up Phil's death trap of a set up. I know he doesn't give Jasper the attention he needs but I have a suspiciouon he yells at Jasper a lot off camera, and Jasper was only adopted and declawed in an attempt to get more money from his whales.

Phil's numerous slip-ups, and his raging at people for bringing them up, are proof that anything we see him do on camera that isn't right, can be counted to get exponentially worse once the camera is off.

 

[YokuNama]

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you mean celebrating with your wife? and giving your cat some of his christmas themed toys?

why do you also need christmas day off? to celebrate the whole day with your family? don't you need the help really badly?

Out of all the stuff he says him having a "family" is what gets me the most.

You have a wife and a cat DSP.

A wife that.. doesn't lean into you when you're holding her compared to the other broad that you "mutually split" (she left his ass) from:



And this is when she was fresh in the house. She's probably gets up to sit on the other side of the couch every time you sit now.

And a declawed cat which every time pops up (if he's not destroying your property out of spite and you have to viciously spray it down like you'd spray a car to wash it) It reminds everyone of the great $2,000 scam you pulled when you thought secretly adding another mouth to feed while you're broke would somehow be a positive attribute to the stream...

...which always gives me this reaction:

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Out of all the stuff he says him having a "family" is what gets me the most.

You have a wife and a cat DSP.

A wife that.. doesn't lean into you when you're holding her compared to the other broad that you "mutually split" (she left his ass) from:

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And this is when she was fresh in the house. She's probably gets up to sit on the other side of the couch every time he sits down now.

And a declawed cat which every time pops up (if he's not destroying your property out of spite and you have to viciously spray it down like you would spray a car to wash it) It reminds every one of the great $2,000 scam you pulled when you thought secretly adding another mouth to feed while you're broke would somehow be a positive attribute to the stream.

Which always gives me this reaction:
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Yeah he sure as shit made an upgrade in the souldmaide department

 

[Nypical Haterade Comment]

Posted this in the begathon thread but let's not overlook that he just got his youtubebux.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Out of all the stuff he says him having a "family" is what gets me the most.

It's easily the lie that a more normal person would have the greatest difficulty telling on a daily basis like he does. In fact, if there weren't already so many previous examples of Phil completely ignoring reality, this one would be enough to cement that ability of his as being infinite.

Even if you believe his bullshit, that still includes the fact that it took basically no time at all for Katherine to hate being a part of the streams, as well as the obvious emptiness in their lives that the pigroach straight-up admits to. He doesn't put it that way, but he does acknowledge certain things, like going to cook-outs in the neighborhood, or just strolling about town talking about plans for the future, that are missing. Deliberately.

Phil really fucks himself by not understanding that when even the tards think your life is devoid of activity, it's time to overhaul your bullshit, at the very least. Nobody believes his excuses about not having time, it doesn't make sense when other streamers are online for longer than he is per day and still manage to have more life in their lives. Especially when he gets agitated about the prodding, instead of looking legit happy with the simplicity that looks so odd to everyone else.

All he really needs to do is be more open about what he spends his time doing, and take the risk of being made fun of by detractors, while enjoying the benefit of the paypigs poking him a lot less about not having friends. It wouldn't even be that bad, the razzing, if he started talking about his love of watching movies, re-visiting classic wrestling matches, playing old games he hasn't touched in years off-camera, etc. etc. I know that last one would be bullshit, probably, but the rest we would believe, and how much would we really care? How many insults would he find here?

Of course, it would be better if he just didn't pay attention to detractor content, but baby steps, you know? lol

 

[YokuNama]

It's easily the lie that a more normal person would have the greatest difficulty telling on a daily basis like he does. In fact, if there weren't already so many previous examples of Phil completely ignoring reality, this one would be enough to cement that ability of his as being infinite.

Well he's a giant child, and has gotten away with being one by pure luck. He realizes this, so any way he can present himself as a real "adult", he will take advantage of by using certain words and phrases.

• "My viewing audience are adults!"
• "I have bills!"
• "I have a family!"
• "I have to run errands!"

And so on and so forth... all of which just reminds me of this very age-showing commercial:

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

So how long until Phil uses "muh inflation" to justify a $200 tips goal?

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Only Phil would be THAT ignorant, because only he is THAT unwilling to broaden his horizons enough to be aware that when you want a reliable luxury vehicle, you don't get a BMW or a Mercedes-Benz, You get a Lexus or an Infiniti. Anyone who does a modicum of research, or even just talks to enough people, knows that.

This is why I love it when Phil doesn't hold back on talking about his life, I love it when he unintentionally shows off the limits of his knowledge and experience being frighteningly below what it should be by his age.

Do what now?

I think the reason I love the whole BMW saga so much is because it highlights so many of Daves defects.

BMW really is a twat mobile so him getting one makes so much sense and fitted him so well.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I think the reason I love the whole BMW saga so much is because it highlights so many of Daves defects.

BMW really is a twat mobile so him getting one makes so much sense and fitted him so well.

It does, doesn't it? Because you are right, they are made for fools, especially from about the year 2000 onwards. The classics are great, the ones that didn't have all kinds of electronics and computers in them to break and need expensive replacements, like the E30 that's so popular with enthusiasts, but there's a reason most of the others are worth so much less than what they retailed for.

My favorite part is Rambo and Howard talking about seeing it in his driveway and going "Are you fucking kidding me, asshole?" Not in so many words, but they were rightfully pretty pissed that he bought that after refusing to pay people what they were owed, and went a long ways towards ensuring that they weren't going to fucking deal with his ass ever again.

 

[Iron Hamster]

So how long until Phil uses "muh inflation" to justify a $200 tips goal?

And then what's he going to do when no one has any money to throw at him.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Remember: that's not begging, that's advertisement.

Penguin-waddling around the woods going "uuuuuhhh....."

And then what's he going to do when no one has any money to throw at him.

Beg harder?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Has Phil done anything remotely interesting yet?

He accidentally jacked off in front of a bunch of kids once.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Has Phil done anything remotely interesting yet?

Short of Phil nearly dying on stream or Katherine/Someone popping in on stream to give him the verbal lashing he deserves, he will never be interesting again.

 

[Kosher Dill]

And then what's he going to do when no one has any money to throw at him.

If that ever happens, it means that the disability and welfare programs of several countries will have stopped operating. We'd be in uncharted territory.

 

[PinkRibbonScars]

Every time I check DDM he's sitting at atleast $150. How the hell does he do it? I really thought the bankruptcy was the end.