DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Hamster]

Just bought Metal Gear Rising. Great game. 5 euro on steam rn because of holiday sale. It's been on my wishlist for a long time and I wanted to see how I'd compare to Phil. I decided to play on Normal instead of Hard first, just like Phil, and have reached the following conclusion:

The man is literaly mentally impaired. It is beyond me how he managed to die so many times especially during boss fights. Locking on, controlling the cuts in blade mode, general combat. I had no problem with these whatsoever. There were parts where I felt like the game was actually TOO EASY on Normal.

Next up, I'll try DMC, however I will no longer play on the same difficulty as Phil did. Instead, I'll do a harder one.

You're not trying to bait money out of people with answers on how to progress. You'll never be a mature adult streamer.

How many fucking breaks is he going to take?

I took the over at 4

 

[verymuchawful]

The face of someone who literally thinks DoorDash drivers don't get paid at all without tips. They don't get paid much, usually a reasonable tip will beat it, but still. If drivers only got paid in tips, they'd never accept his orders, because I'm real doubtful he's forking up $3+ tips.

 

[LolCowCentral]

I mean his regular tweets barely get any engagement, about 3-4 retweets/likes. So statistically, most of the people voting on it are trolls since it got much higher engagement than his regular tweets and trolls don't retweet his crap.

honestly how does he have a blue checkmark ? Can it be taken away? He definitely doesnt deserve it.

 

[BepsiLight]

honestly how does he have a blue checkmark ?

For being "The Guy"
Jerking off on stream kind of makes you a celebrity.

 

[Iron Father]

honestly how does he have a blue checkmark ? Can it be taken away? He definitely doesnt deserve it.

Doesn't it just mean he took extra steps to prove the account is his?

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

10 or so idiots keep Phil doing this forever. It will never end.

Also Phil will continue to ask more, and do less, the longer they continue to reward his shitty behavior. I can't wait to see Phil in the next 5 years, still begging and putting on costumes for the $400 tips goal.

 

[LolCowCentral]

Doesn't it just mean he took extra steps to prove the account is his?

I thought you had to have notoriety and twitter looked at your engagement. I don't have Twitter so I'm not sure. I know for celebs it was a big deal to get your blue check mark (or use to be)

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I thought you had to have notoriety and twitter looked at your engagement. I don't have Twitter so I'm not sure. I know for celebs it was a big deal to get your blue check mark (or use to be)

In the early years all you had to do was verify your identity.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

One of my favorite phil playthroughs because the boss fight rage is palpable. At times you can hear him wiggling the analogue stick around violently like a tard.. it's too good.

Same here. He actually made me think Ripper Mode drains all your energy bar because he kept turning it on and then wasting it without getting a single hit and say it's pointless. Imagine my surprise playing the game and finding out you can cancel it by pressing the same button.

depending on the DMC game yer not really gonna have a choice. for DMC5 at least "Normal" difficulty is quite literally the tutorial, you need to beat it to unlock anything higher and the game is set up like this for a specific reason, higher difficulties have diffint enemy layouts from normal/bosses have more varied move sets.

I wanna do the whole series from the beggining. Even the infamous DMC2.

 

[capefear56]

Can someone photoshop a Nazi hat and uniform to complement Pigler's salute?

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

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Can someone photoshop a Nazi hat and uniform to complement Pigler's salute?

He looks fucking depressed. Even he can't keep him from feeling like he is still on level 1.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

And he doesn't TRY that hard. We've all known assholes that are likable assholes.

LTG actually made me laugh with some of the crazy shit he's said. Say what you want abou the guy but he has insane amounts of imagination.

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Can someone photoshop a Nazi hat and uniform to complement Pigler's salute?

I choose to ignore perspective and instead believe his hand is bigger than his head. If you got a pea brain your skull shrinks to match it apparently.

 

[Gergg]

LTG actually made me laugh with some of the crazy shit he's said. Say what you want abou the guy but he has insane amounts of imagination.

I choose to ignore perspective and instead believe his hand is bigger than his head. If you got a pea brain your skull shrinks to match it apparently.

Hehe now I cant unsee it, Phil has clown hands to match his clown life!

 

[Lazycunt]

Why is this cunt playing 10 year old games what happened to all the new releases, he is legit stuck in the past. Nothing challenging nothing new no surprises, you are living your best life phill with no joy and family or friends.
lol

 

[YokuNama]

Every time I check DDM he's sitting at atleast $150. How the hell does he do it? I really thought the bankruptcy was the end.

You don't realize how many idiots there are in the world.

The bankruptcy did drive away a bunch of the 50-bit bitches, but the whales have always known they're paying for gacha and gin, and they don't care.

They don't care because they are him. Just look at all the whales that got doxxed. They all have similar traits. handicapped, lonely, and wished they were a streamer. They got bullied in school and wished they could live off playing video games forever, but failed. So they look at Phil as some sort of pariah that they dream to be.

i just can't wrap my head around the kind of mindset it would take to be able to just throw thousands of dollars away, not just on phil, but any streamer period. none of these whales are rich despite what they want you to believe. it's just retarded to spend yourself into debt to "own the trolls".

Loneliness.

That's all I could come up with. I played video games with a bunch of my friends and if you're constantly just watching and not playing is because you suck. So, paying someone to WATCH them play a video game is absurd to me.

 

[IHateMyJob]

i just can't wrap my head around the kind of mindset it would take to be able to just throw thousands of dollars away, not just on phil, but any streamer period. none of these whales are rich despite what they want you to believe. it's just retarded to spend yourself into debt to "own the trolls".

That's the best part! Not one of these whales has owned me or any other troll by throwing money at Phil. But please keep wasting your money trying while I sit here laughing at him and you for free.

 

[LDoncic4MVP]

For anyone out there alone on Christmas, I can say somewhat confidently you will not be as alone as DSP will be in the coming days. A very sad existence for the pig roach
#SaltyNight #InsultingDevs

 

[Poo Twister]

Happy Holidays! I hope Black Santa brings you something stolen. Wishing you all a very retarded new year.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Phil up late licking his chops thinking about superthanks getting enabled on his channel.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Happy Holidays! I hope Black Santa brings you something stolen. Wishing you all a very retarded new year.

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