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Corissa claims alcoholism runs in her family. So OD-ing on food instead is okey-doke. Also, Corissa used to smoke.
Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering
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But they will have to bend over for the bottom shelf... poor planning on Coco's part when Amanda isn't coming around again until the summer, if at all.
Anyone wanna lay bets on a falling injury due to snack cart reaching over the holidays? Or God forbid one of them tries to grip a rolling cart for support as they bend...
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That's what these are made for, gorl.
You may have heard that they were for the elderly, infirm and handicapped but that's a fatphobic lie that the assisstive technology patriarchy-industrial complex would have you believe. Tootsie Roll-grabber.
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And they already have at least one. It made an appearance in a photo with Jay. So the reach to the lower shelf of the snack bar is covered, and they don't have to leave the sofa.
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That snack cart will never be used from a standing position. They'll be sliding it to each other while seated, and I don't think they're so incapable yet that they can't reach the bottom shelf while slowly dying in their lazyboy recliners. Though that pic of J with the grabber did have her seated, so maybe I'm totally wrong.
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Not Corissa body-shaming a plus-sized Christmas stocking!? Corissa got her "fuck you Anna" house, the least the Grinch could do on this festive holiday of consooming is let J collect a hoard of family-sized bags of candy in her jumbo stocking. Eesh, Corissa. Someone's clogged heart needs to grow three sizes.
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Non-Christian here, isn't what goes into stockings like small snacks and toys? Does J really need a big stocking for Christmas candy when they have a luxury candy cart in their living room?
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Really it depends some familes have customs around what goes in there. Kids in my family had a large stocking like that cause we would be given a things of figs and an orange. As well as small toys and maybe a pair of PJs. Also should add you never filled this thing to the top the fun was attempting to get your presents out of it as they got wedged further and further into the bottom.
Some familes used it as a thank you from Santa and his reindeer for the treats given to him. Really its more a family custom then a religious custom nowadays.
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J literally snacks all day long, lol. She will eat all of her stocking treats within a week.
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Corissa isn't sober. She's using food as a drug.
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We got candy in ours, and maybe one small gift. But the stocking will be filled on the night of December 5th.
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What are you implying, shitlord?
It's just comical. They aren't that big unless it's a gag. Normally, stockings are about the size you see next to that big one. And early in the mornings when kids wake up for Christmas it's usually full of candies. Similar to a Halloween bag full of candies. Except Christmas addition! Your dad might put a new football in there or something if you're sporty or some other little treat like that. But mostly it's just a sack of Candy similar to like a Halloween bag full of candy for the child to indulge in while they open their presents.
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what’s the joke? Isn’t that just one of Julianas socks?
And C has admitted in the past she has insulin resistance and takes Metformin.
What does a pre-diabetic do? Treat every single day like you're a 9 year old whos just been trick or treating of course!
Also C isn't sober because her and J use weed edibles, she posted about it for some 'midnight taco Bell!' post.
Weed would probably help relieve the joint pain etc I assume both have, but it's an appetite stimulant. It's probably a big part of the reason why Tess Holliday gained so much weight too- the past year she's had tons of 'cool girl smokin' a joint' posts like she's a try hard 19 yr old might post. You know, young women who don't have sole responsibility for a 5 year old living with them.
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That’s generous.
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We should all offer a little prayer she gets any since they're at grave risk of being Hoovered and snarfed before they even hit the cash register.
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The snack/candy cart would be cute for a party. I could see having something like that for a kid's birthday party. I can't imagine anyone I know -- even the fatties -- having a permanent snack cart in their house. If they do, they keep it hidden when people come over. It certainly isn't something they proudly display.
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I see your Bob’s Discount Furniture and raise you this Jelly Belly themed Jordan’s Furniture store outside Boston. It’s a Deathfat’s diabeetus fueled wet dream.
But you’re right, this type of thing is not on brand for C&J. They’d have to expend too much effort getting around. That said, I could 100% see Anna O’brien flying to Boston just to shut the place down for a few hours and shoot autistic videos with her camera slave.