Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[Organic's calories free]

Sorry if I missed something, but do we know why or for how long Corissa has been sober? Is J sober too?

Corissa claims alcoholism runs in her family. So OD-ing on food instead is okey-doke. Also, Corissa used to smoke.

 

[multiverse]

I wouldn't admit to having a "snack" cart that's just a candy cart. People have junk food, sure. They don't have it on wheels so it can be grabbed/pushed back and forth between two fatties so they don't have to get up. Just wow

But they will have to bend over for the bottom shelf... poor planning on Coco's part when Amanda isn't coming around again until the summer, if at all.

Anyone wanna lay bets on a falling injury due to snack cart reaching over the holidays? Or God forbid one of them tries to grip a rolling cart for support as they bend...

 

[Atomic Age Animal]

But they will have to bend over for the bottom shelf... poor planning on Coco's part when Amanda isn't coming around again until the summer, if at all.

Anyone wanna lay bets on a falling injury due to snack cart reaching over the holidays? Or God forbid one of them tries to grip a rolling cart for support as they bend...

That's what these are made for, gorl.



You may have heard that they were for the elderly, infirm and handicapped but that's a fatphobic lie that the assisstive technology patriarchy-industrial complex would have you believe. Tootsie Roll-grabber.

 

[Smiling Honeybadger]

That's what these are made for, gorl.

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You may have heard that they were for the elderly, infirm and handicapped but that's a fatphobic lie that the assisstive technology patriarchy-industrial complex would have you believe. Tootsie Roll-grabber.

And they already have at least one. It made an appearance in a photo with Jay. So the reach to the lower shelf of the snack bar is covered, and they don't have to leave the sofa.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

And they already have at least one. It made an appearance in a photo with Jay. So the reach to the lower shelf of the snack bar is covered, and they don't have to leave the sofa.

That snack cart will never be used from a standing position. They'll be sliding it to each other while seated, and I don't think they're so incapable yet that they can't reach the bottom shelf while slowly dying in their lazyboy recliners. Though that pic of J with the grabber did have her seated, so maybe I'm totally wrong.

 

[GenociderSyo]

From Corrisa's IG:

 

[Atomic Age Animal]

Not Corissa body-shaming a plus-sized Christmas stocking!? Corissa got her "fuck you Anna" house, the least the Grinch could do on this festive holiday of consooming is let J collect a hoard of family-sized bags of candy in her jumbo stocking. Eesh, Corissa. Someone's clogged heart needs to grow three sizes.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

From Corrisa's IG:
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Non-Christian here, isn't what goes into stockings like small snacks and toys? Does J really need a big stocking for Christmas candy when they have a luxury candy cart in their living room?

 

[GenociderSyo]

Non-Christian here, isn't what goes into stockings like small snacks and toys? Does J really need a big stocking for Christmas candy when they have a luxury candy cart in their living room?

Really it depends some familes have customs around what goes in there. Kids in my family had a large stocking like that cause we would be given a things of figs and an orange. As well as small toys and maybe a pair of PJs. Also should add you never filled this thing to the top the fun was attempting to get your presents out of it as they got wedged further and further into the bottom.

Some familes used it as a thank you from Santa and his reindeer for the treats given to him. Really its more a family custom then a religious custom nowadays.

 

[rocknrollmartian]

Non-Christian here, isn't what goes into stockings like small snacks and toys? Does J really need a big stocking for Christmas candy when they have a luxury candy cart in their living room?

J literally snacks all day long, lol. She will eat all of her stocking treats within a week.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Corissa isn't sober. She's using food as a drug.

 

[multiverse]

Non-Christian here, isn't what goes into stockings like small snacks and toys? Does J really need a big stocking for Christmas candy when they have a luxury candy cart in their living room?

We got candy in ours, and maybe one small gift. But the stocking will be filled on the night of December 5th.

 

[brooky]

Non-Christian here, isn't what goes into stockings like small snacks and toys? Does J really need a big stocking for Christmas candy when they have a luxury candy cart in their living room?

What are you implying, shitlord?

 

[440088]

Non-Christian here, isn't what goes into stockings like small snacks and toys? Does J really need a big stocking for Christmas candy when they have a luxury candy cart in their living room?

It's just comical. They aren't that big unless it's a gag. Normally, stockings are about the size you see next to that big one. And early in the mornings when kids wake up for Christmas it's usually full of candies. Similar to a Halloween bag full of candies. Except Christmas addition! Your dad might put a new football in there or something if you're sporty or some other little treat like that. But mostly it's just a sack of Candy similar to like a Halloween bag full of candy for the child to indulge in while they open their presents.

 

[Chamaelirium]

what’s the joke? Isn’t that just one of Julianas socks?

 

[Gramlol]

That snack cart will never be used from a standing position. They'll be sliding it to each other while seated, and I don't think they're so incapable yet that they can't reach the bottom shelf while slowly dying in their lazyboy recliners. Though that pic of J with the grabber did have her seated, so maybe I'm totally wrong.

And C has admitted in the past she has insulin resistance and takes Metformin.
What does a pre-diabetic do? Treat every single day like you're a 9 year old whos just been trick or treating of course!

Also C isn't sober because her and J use weed edibles, she posted about it for some 'midnight taco Bell!' post.
Weed would probably help relieve the joint pain etc I assume both have, but it's an appetite stimulant. It's probably a big part of the reason why Tess Holliday gained so much weight too- the past year she's had tons of 'cool girl smokin' a joint' posts like she's a try hard 19 yr old might post. You know, young women who don't have sole responsibility for a 5 year old living with them.

 

[OttoWest]

J literally snacks all day long, lol. She will eat all of her stocking treats within a week.

That’s generous.

 

[Constellationzero]

J literally snacks all day long, lol. She will eat all of her stocking treats within a week.

We should all offer a little prayer she gets any since they're at grave risk of being Hoovered and snarfed before they even hit the cash register.

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

The snack/candy cart would be cute for a party. I could see having something like that for a kid's birthday party. I can't imagine anyone I know -- even the fatties -- having a permanent snack cart in their house. If they do, they keep it hidden when people come over. It certainly isn't something they proudly display.

 

[Catto Gatto]

There's a chain of stores called Bob's Discount Furniture which started in the northeastern US and has since spread to other states. One marketing gimmick they always did was set up a free "cafe" in the back of each store, where people could get free serve-yourself coffee, lemonade and cheap candy. Here's a photo I grabbed from Yelp showing the candy selection at one store (note: a typical Bob's Discount Furniture store is absolutely colossal, to accommodate up to several hundred customers, pre-covid, at a time, in addition to all those room-furniture displays).

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(Bear in mind that those "hundreds of customers" in a typical Bob's store includes lots of children. I always figured the cafe's main selling point was so parents can bribe their kids: "If you behave yourself while Mommy and I look at furniture, we'll go to the free-candy room when we're done.") Compare Bob's candy spread to the amount J and Corissa have for only two people:
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Bob's has two or three times as much candy, for literally hundreds of times as many people. And if you want any of Bob's candy you have to work for it, by walking at least a few hundred yards from the front entrance to the very back of the store, while navigating through a maze of furniture sets. If Bob opened a store near Corissa and J, they would probably complain that the location of the free-candy cafe is fatphobic discrimination.

I see your Bob’s Discount Furniture and raise you this Jelly Belly themed Jordan’s Furniture store outside Boston. It’s a Deathfat’s diabeetus fueled wet dream.

Spoiler: All this shit is made of jelly beans

But you’re right, this type of thing is not on brand for C&J. They’d have to expend too much effort getting around. That said, I could 100% see Anna O’brien flying to Boston just to shut the place down for a few hours and shoot autistic videos with her camera slave.