Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Rogowski]

Someone dumped vintage conversation with Lucas from 2015. For context they said that they were in a science group discussing the movie Insterstellar when Lucas messaged her out of nowhere without a response for days.

 

[Wernology]

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Hold up.

Now, that's different than his, "I was drinking too much soda!!" rage excuse.

 

[Rogowski]

Slide 1 and 2 should be reversed btw

Hold up.

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Now, that's different than his, "I was drinking too much soda!!" rage excuse.

Yes, this is discovery of a new excuse. Apparently shit happened in Japan and that made Lucas angry or some shit

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Someone dumped vintage conversation with Lucas from 2015.

This is like one of those typical "Nice Guys" exchanges where the guy tries to be all verbose or poetic before REEEing.

 

[Twrx]

I don't know if I completely agree with the caged animal line of thought. I'm not defending him, but much like opl, there was never any chance of him being a functional member of society. Like I said, not defending or supporting, but he was fucked from the get-go. Go on YouTube and punch in down syndrome and job, and you get a shit load of results. Lucas can't make even a basic budget plan, and there's people with downs, who walk to and from work everyday, and do what's asked of them.

 

[Wernology]

I don't know if I completely agree with the caged animal line of thought. I'm not defending him, but much like opl, there was never any chance of him being a functional member of society. Like I said, not defending or supporting, but he was fucked from the get-go. Go on YouTube and punch in down syndrome and job, and you get a shit load of results. Lucas can't make even a basic budget plan, and there's people with downs, who walk to and from work everyday, and do what's asked of them.

It's clear to pretty much everyone in this thread that Lucas isn't capable of surviving on his own.

The point was he's boring as shit right now because he's basically a caged animal in a shitty roadside zoo; in his mind he's trapped in a place he hates and has no way of getting out with it. HE thinks he's a perfectly capable adult, years of homelessness, evictions, and a fucking state appointed payee along with psych ward ordered daycare housing prove otherwise.

He can't do whatever he wants whenever he wants and it's highly likely that his entertaining to us behavior was just the result of high stress + no meds so he was always going off.

Now he's being forced to take his meds and live by Big Boy Rules which drastically lowers the chances of him flipping his shit, especially since he has a roommate at the nursing home again.

It's pretty likely that his actual personality, when his brain is working to the extent it's capable of working, is just really fucking boring.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

So I take it Werner used to live with his parents, then got kicked out or left for whatever reason, drifted through homelessness and halfway homes or group homes, and now he's in this "Mallon Place"? It's like Phil (ADF) bouncing and squeaking around before settling in wherever he is now.

(It could be nice if there was a wernerwiki somewhere. This thread is huge.)

I'm not the best with Werner lore, but from what I gather: Lucas' mother forced him out in his 20s but paid for him to live in apartments for a while. Eventually he fucked that up and lived with some fellow retards for a while. Fucked that up, then somehow found a Sugar Mommy Suzanne for a year. Fucked that up, then bounced around a few Section 8 places for disabled people. Fucked that up, and was homeless for a year or so and now is in what's effectively a old folks' home for the poor, the very last resort for a 42 year old man. We patiently await for Lucas to fuck up again.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

he fucked that up

I'm starting to sense a common theme here...

 

[Jeep1971]

This is like one of those typical "Nice Guys" exchanges where the guy tries to be all verbose or poetic before REEEing.

EXACTLY

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

That's Mallon Place vs. Lucas: He's a caged animal in a shitty zoo with no enrichment that punishes him (with threat of making him homeless in winter and forcing him to take meds, which is a punishment in Lucas' view) if he makes too much noise.

Despite all his rage, Lucas is still just a fat in a cage.

So I take it Werner used to live with his parents, then got kicked out or left for whatever reason, drifted through homelessness and halfway homes or group homes, and now he's in this "Mallon Place"? It's like Phil (ADF) bouncing and squeaking around before settling in wherever he is now.

(It could be nice if there was a wernerwiki somewhere. This thread is huge.)

He had a fartbox apartment as some kind of government-procured arrangement.
He got kicked out because he (assumed) the other tenants were using drugs and all had teenage girlfriends, and left letters at their doors blackmail demanding they yeet him a bae or else he calls the cops on their drug dealing.

This of course, backfired and ended with Lucas getting kicked out.

 

[Wernology]

Despite all his rage, Lucas is still just a fat in a cage.


He had a fartbox apartment as some kind of government-procured arrangement.
He got kicked out because he (assumed) the other tenants were using drugs and all had teenage girlfriends, and left letters at their doors blackmail demanding they yeet him a bae or else he calls the cops on their drug dealing.

This of course, backfired and ended with Lucas getting kicked out.

And, if anyone new to the thread wants proof of that, tubby thought it was a good idea to post a video about it all proud of himself.

Sorry. I've watched Walters video of him reading the freaks Dad paper, and I can't follow Lucas's frame of mind. He was right about race horses being used for studding, but he forgot a very important part. It's the top 1 percent of race horses, the horses that weren't capable of being anything other than 1st place in every race. It's laughable that he imagined himself as that level of race horse, and not the old feeble donkey with a broken leg that he is. It's pretty much the same across the board, barrel horses, bulls, etc.

Your first mistake was trying to follow Lucas' frame of mind or any part of his thought process.

Lucas' train of thought at any given point in time derailed and blew up before it ever left the station.

 

[Twrx]

It's clear to pretty much everyone in this thread that Lucas isn't capable of surviving on his own.

The point was he's boring as shit right now because he's basically a caged animal in a shitty roadside zoo; in his mind he's trapped in a place he hates and has no way of getting out with it. HE thinks he's a perfectly capable adult, years of homelessness, evictions, and a fucking state appointed payee along with psych ward ordered daycare housing prove otherwise.

He can't do whatever he wants whenever he wants and it's highly likely that his entertaining to us behavior was just the result of high stress + no meds so he was always going off.

Now he's being forced to take his meds and live by Big Boy Rules which drastically lowers the chances of him flipping his shit, especially since he has a roommate at the nursing home again.

It's pretty likely that his actual personality, when his brain is working to the extent it's capable of working, is just really fucking boring.

Sorry. I've watched Walters video of him reading the freaks Dad paper, and I can't follow Lucas's frame of mind. He was right about race horses being used for studding, but he forgot a very important part. It's the top 1 percent of race horses, the horses that weren't capable of being anything other than 1st place in every race. It's laughable that he imagined himself as that level of race horse, and not the old feeble donkey with a broken leg that he is. It's pretty much the same across the board, barrel horses, bulls, etc.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

EXACTLY

And as a bonus, it also shows yet again that Werner can't into science well.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Phil also hit his mom and a girlfriend he miraculously got with.

How many other similarities between Phil and Werner are there?

Funny you should mention the comparison between Phil and the Wern, there was a post in Phil's thread about how amazing it is he hasn't lost his feet yet and I immediately thought of Lucas who is edging ever closer to just that and what the differences are. They are actually pretty similar, both being useless communism obsessed weirdos in the PNW, but where Phil has bikes and roads signs and now satanism as his obsessions Lucas has pedophilia and telemores and now boardgames. Lucas also has legit delusions because he is schizophrenic and he's actually lived an authentic homeless life, unlike Phil who mostly couch surfed and used his SSDI back payment to stay in hotels before he got his potato patch.

 

[Burned CDs]

Someone dumped vintage conversation with Lucas from 2015. For context they said that they were in a science group discussing the movie Insterstellar when Lucas messaged her out of nowhere without a response for days.

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WHAT.
A.
FUCKING.
LOSER.

Wow. Absolutely wow.

 

[HaloHero65]

Wait wasn't Lucas leaving mallon regularly? I wonder why he wasn't hunting zoomers while out and about?
What meds do they got you on Lucas? Lithium I'd guess and a Irish stew of every type of mood stabilizer and anti psychotic they can possibly give the bugger.

Warning powerlevel
Working as an assistant coroner I saw tons of screens of heavy-duty drug users and mental patients yet the most insane I ever saw was a homeless dude who was taken into a homeless shelter (like mallon place but not running a fight club in the basement) they got him on a concoction of pills that would eventually lead to a missed dose becoming a full chimpout. When the police put him down it was two officers firing 23 rounds and eventually he had injured 4 nurses 3 residents.

I'd rather believe Lucas is on a lower level than a full blown psychotic episode at a missed dose but it's completely possible that he will cut a dose and bam we get Lucas trying to murder his roommate.

 

[Rogowski]

Hold up.

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Now, that's different than his, "I was drinking too much soda!!" rage excuse.

I also just noticed that he not only found a new excuse he completely slipped the part where he’s thinking filthy thoughts about a guy eating a meal out with his teenage daughter

 

[WonderWino]

Someone dumped vintage conversation with Lucas from 2015. For context they said that they were in a science group discussing the movie Insterstellar when Lucas messaged her out of nowhere without a response for days.

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He literally referred to a woman as 'gravitationally intense'

That sounds like he's trying to call her fat without outright calling her fat. Also fucking lol he tried to blame his glass throwing incident on mysterious headaches from that incident at the japanese nuclear plant. Its obvious bs cause even he figured out nobody was buying the too much caffeine nonsense, but it makes him sound even more unhinged and dangerous to be around if he's claiming to have radiation induced 'headaches' that make him violent

Fucked that up, then bounced around a few Section 8 places for disabled people

On that note, its funny that being stuck in section 8 housing and such uses the same terminology that the military uses for discharging crazy people. Its ironically appropriate for lucas. I wonder if he is even aware of it

 

[Wernology]

Wait wasn't Lucas leaving mallon regularly? I wonder why he wasn't hunting zoomers while out and about?
What meds do they got you on Lucas? Lithium I'd guess and a Irish stew of every type of mood stabilizer and anti psychotic they can possibly give the bugger.

Warning powerlevel
Working as an assistant coroner I saw tons of screens of heavy-duty drug users and mental patients yet the most insane I ever saw was a homeless dude who was taken into a homeless shelter (like mallon place but not running a fight club in the basement) they got him on a concoction of pills that would eventually lead to a missed dose becoming a full chimpout. When the police put him down it was two officers firing 23 rounds and eventually he had injured 4 nurses 3 residents.

I'd rather believe Lucas is on a lower level than a full blown psychotic episode at a missed dose but it's completely possible that he will cut a dose and bam we get Lucas trying to murder his roommate.

His feet are rotting from untreated diabetes, he was on doctor's orders (that Mallon Place enforced for awhile, even if only half assedly) to stay off his feet.

 

[AnOminous]

I wonder how pissy he gets when he gets his breakfast of a slice of burned toast with a boiled egg.

That's actually one of my favorite breakfasts. Minus the burned part. I'd still love to see him freak out when he gets that.