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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 54 45.8%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 12 10.2%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 52 44.1%

  • Total voters
    118
who pisses on herself and kills small animals just like him.
Is this the deep lore on how they bonded? The topic of animal killing came up(as it does) and Ralph regaled Alice with the story of the infamous Memphis Noose manoeuvre he developed as a child? "AH LEARNED THE KRAFT FROM THE BEST. YA SEE, MUH PAPA RONNIE RALPH WAS THE BEST IN THIS WHOLE ANIMUHL KILLIN SEKTUR, FROM THE TOHP OHN DOWN!"
 
Holy shit I can’t believe Ralph WANTED to tweet these pics AND Meigh let him. I have a feeling that, true to form, he acted without the consent of the (supposed) female. Meigh looks like the lust child of Gilbert Gottfried and Anthony Kiedis.
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What a coincidence that she threw on a push-up padded bra and flashed her fake cleavage within 24 hours of us lamenting her bee sting titties.

Why the long face, Meigh? Is it because Alice looks like a legit model next to you?

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FUCK FUCK FUCK, we need to move quick one of these Fuckers put on a wig and is trying to mate with a human but found a pig instead. 5111.jpg

We need to get it back to its own kind!
 
Please, please, please let Alice move in with them, it would be a Christmas miracle. Just imagine a meltdown IRL video like with chicken Andy, or her streaming while Ralph is doing his show and people donating MC Jarbo tracks until Ralph gets angry at her and shuts down her stream. The possibilities are truly endless, please let this happen.

And yes, May is a complete retard, he's following the exact same pattern as with Faith + May and it is only a matter of time until she is replaced. I wonder if he is already pitching the idea of Alice moving in so that she can "help with the rent" or how "help with the baby" or some other retarded shit like that. Amazing, Ralph truly cannot learn from any of his mistakes, and May seems to be exactly like him, completely deluded and unable to see what she does wrong.
And Pantsu already said she keep folders of embarrassing/blackmail stuff.

So there’s that.
 
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RALPH CANT STOP WINNING.
YOU NORMAL MALES JUST STEER CLEAR OF THE MENTAL WOMEN WITH SHITTY THONGS AND ATTENTION DISORDERS
RALPH TAKES THEM ON. SIGMA MALE? NIGGA IS A XxSIGMAxX MALE
YOU WISH YOU COULD HAVE MENTALLY ILL SUB 6/10 WOMEN FLOCKING TO YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR SUCCESSFUL STREAMS
Pantsu 6/10 .....


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It's not fair bros... IT'S NOT FAIR! Ralph gets all the girls! Ralph has all the sex! More women in his house than we've ever had combined. All the chicken salad, plain beef, and pussy he could ever want. And it's almost Christmas! I'm never gonna score... I'M NEVER GONNA SCORE! :twisted:
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I’m calling it. Some troll is going to call CPS for a welfare check and they’re going to find May’s baby in a dog kennel laying on a bed of shitty diapers.
 
Imagine going from Digibro to Gunt and then getting dropped by the same tactics he used to get you knocked up and now he’s going on about your loose pussy.

Congrats on getting that internet fame you wanted I guess.
What could May have on Ralph that's more damning than anything he puts out there himself or that Faith hasn't already put out (heh). If May has anything short of an admission of a serious crime like possession of cp or tax fraud Ralph's gonna plow through (heh) whatever broad he can get his pin prick stuck into next (eheheh).
 
What could May have on Ralph that's more damning than anything he puts out there himself
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If you're a felon with a following of dedicated autists who fuck with you constantly, the smartest thing you could do is tweet publicly about your forged vaccination card:
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Of course Ralph is fully aware of this - the reason he isn't worried about getting busted with a fake vaccination card is because he's 100% vaccinated.
i like how only 36 of his fans believe him enough to like, pig i doubt they even give a shit and that guy you got mad at for having ralpha tier hypocrisy still doesnt even know you or 90 percent of the bigger names you leech off of exist, he doesnt know sargon or jim or kiwifarms or maybe even spencer and duke exist.
 
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i like how only 36 of his fans believe him enough to like, pig i doubt they even give a shit and that guy you got mad at for having ralpha tier hypocrisy still doesnt even know you or 90 percent of the bigger names you leech off of exist, he doesnt know sargon or jim or kiwifarms or maybe even spencer and duke exist.
It's funny to me his fallback is always his Twitter followers. Yet he can't get 50 likes on a tweet.
 
It's funny to me his fallback is always his Twitter followers. Yet he can't get 50 likes on a tweet.
he doesnt really have a fallback anymore just wild copes he flings at the walls, his viewership sucks and is proven fakes, it was proven he fakes donos so he cant brag about those, he cant brag that hes making a good life regardless of money since his dumb ass brought up money and viewers in the first place and that would be such a clear lie and cope. theres just fucking nothing. at this point were just beating on some defenseless malformed tard baby until he admits hes a fuck up of nature.
 
What could May have on Ralph that's more damning than anything he puts out there himself or that Faith hasn't already put out (heh). If May has anything short of an admission of a serious crime like possession of cp or tax fraud Ralph's gonna plow through (heh) whatever broad he can get his pin prick stuck into next (eheheh).
I don't think it's out of the realm of possibility he's done some cuckold stuff with her. He watches Blacked and loves to call other people cuckolds. Wouldn't surprise me if he's admitted to being hot for Soph either. And with how Ralph reacts to insults, just imagine the harvest if Mr. Ed started spilling secrets.
 
I don't think it's out of the realm of possibility he's done some cuckold stuff with her. He watches Blacked and loves to call other people cuckolds. Wouldn't surprise me if he's admitted to being hot for Soph either. And with how Ralph reacts to insults, just imagine the harvest if Mr. Ed started spilling secrets.
I have a strong feeling The Gunt might be an actual cuckold.
 
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