Is this the deep lore on how they bonded? The topic of animal killing came up(as it does) and Ralph regaled Alice with the story of the infamous Memphis Noose manoeuvre he developed as a child? "AH LEARNED THE KRAFT FROM THE BEST. YA SEE, MUH PAPA RONNIE RALPH WAS THE BEST IN THIS WHOLE ANIMUHL KILLIN SEKTUR, FROM THE TOHP OHN DOWN!"
FUCK FUCK FUCK, we need to move quick one of these Fuckers put on a wig and is trying to mate with a human but found a pig instead.
And Pantsu already said she keep folders of embarrassing/blackmail stuff.
I’m calling it. Some troll is going to call CPS for a welfare check and they’re going to find May’s baby in a dog kennel laying on a bed of shitty diapers.It's not fair bros... IT'S NOT FAIR! Ralph gets all the girls! Ralph has all the sex! More women in his house than we've ever had combined. All the chicken salad, plain beef, and pussy he could ever want. And it's almost Christmas! I'm never gonna score... I'M NEVER GONNA SCORE!
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What could May have on Ralph that's more damning than anything he puts out there himself or that Faith hasn't already put out (heh). If May has anything short of an admission of a serious crime like possession of cp or tax fraud Ralph's gonna plow through (heh) whatever broad he can get his pin prick stuck into next (eheheh).
That leaves the possibility of a 5 which is 4.9 to high
Tax fraud would take for the Gunt just the IRS doesn’t want to chase down donations smaller than penny donations
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i like how only 36 of his fans believe him enough to like, pig i doubt they even give a shit and that guy you got mad at for having ralpha tier hypocrisy still doesnt even know you or 90 percent of the bigger names you leech off of exist, he doesnt know sargon or jim or kiwifarms or maybe even spencer and duke exist.
It's funny to me his fallback is always his Twitter followers. Yet he can't get 50 likes on a tweet.
he doesnt really have a fallback anymore just wild copes he flings at the walls, his viewership sucks and is proven fakes, it was proven he fakes donos so he cant brag about those, he cant brag that hes making a good life regardless of money since his dumb ass brought up money and viewers in the first place and that would be such a clear lie and cope. theres just fucking nothing. at this point were just beating on some defenseless malformed tard baby until he admits hes a fuck up of nature.
I don't think it's out of the realm of possibility he's done some cuckold stuff with her. He watches Blacked and loves to call other people cuckolds. Wouldn't surprise me if he's admitted to being hot for Soph either. And with how Ralph reacts to insults, just imagine the harvest if Mr. Ed started spilling secrets.
I have a strong feeling The Gunt might be an actual cuckold.
