🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 48 44.9%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 12 11.2%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 47 43.9%

  • Total voters
    107
He’s got skinny legs
Not really. They look slender compared to his gunt, but they’re not skinny. This is actually the only thing he has going for himself physically; skinny legs on a man are disgusting. Similarly, his arms look svelte next to the gunt but they’re fat with zero muscle tone. This is a person who should never wear shorts or t-shirts (or, heaven forbid, a tank top).
 
They must have seen @Insanely Retarded post in the May thread [I can;t post there] about being pregnant and fired out this gem of a tweet. His face looks redder than a fucking tomato in the first pic lol

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EDIT: I just noticed shes bending down to be shorter than him. Holy shit LOL
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It's Christmas so I'll say something nice. Meigh looks clean and healthy here. Even Ethan's gunt cleaned up halfway decently. If I saw them dressed like this out in public I wouldn't cringe.

I was extra impressed by the clean and tidy background but apparently it's her mother's house so it doesn't count.

I'm always amazed by how tiny Ethan is, despite the morbid obesity. He looks like the Mayor of Munchkinland.
 
Not really. They look slender compared to his gunt, but they’re not skinny. This is actually the only thing he has going for himself physically; skinny legs on a man are disgusting. Similarly, his arms look svelte next to the gunt but they’re fat with zero muscle tone. This is a person who should never wear shorts or t-shirts (or, heaven forbid, a tank top).
His legs are toothpicks lol

It's Christmas so I'll say something nice. Meigh looks clean and healthy here. Even Ethan's gunt cleaned up halfway decently. If I saw them dressed like this out in public I wouldn't cringe.

I was extra impressed by the clean and tidy background but apparently it's her mother's house so it doesn't count.

I'm always amazed by how tiny Ethan is, despite the morbid obesity. He looks like the Mayor of Munchkinland.
He's wearing a motherfucker l9lcow shirt revealing his new child to the alogs. Might be the bests he's dressed in a while and I just can't see it though his body is actually so grotesque I just don't think you can mask that
 
Ralph argues with another nobody. Uses numbers as prestige and claims to have had 1k viewers when in fact he had 200 viewers on Odysee and 200 on Youtube.
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That 10K money is enough to fund your paternity test that you are desperately E-begging.
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"Prime 2018" When will you reach another prime, Ralph?
If your greatest moment was the boulder stream, which you flag down one of your archives because the uploader knows your no better then Jarbo, then it shows that you cannot create new material or memorable moments.
you don't matter anymore. The killstream is a dying show. You're just delaying the inevitable.
 
They must have seen @Insanely Retarded post in the May thread [I can;t post there] about being pregnant and fired out this gem of a tweet. His face looks redder than a fucking tomato in the first pic lol

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Chive

EDIT: I just noticed shes bending down to be shorter than him. Holy shit LOL
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My favorite thing about the first picture is how they both have their hands on the gunt instead of the pregnant belly. Glad they're not kidding themselves about what's most important in their relationship.
 
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"Prime 2018" When will you reach another prime, Ralph?
according to ralph hes making MORE than 2018 lol. yeah fucking right, this does say something to me though. i think hes given up convincing us and is just rallying paypigs rn. theres no other way to explain this level of blatant falsehood besides ralph hitting his fatty head and further mentally retarding his premie brain.

Ralph argues with another nobody. Uses numbers as prestige and claims to have had 1k viewers when in fact he had 200 viewers on Odysee and 200 on Youtube.
fatty fuck stop saying numbers matter when it benefits you especially since you dont actually have the numbers youre claiming and then saying fuck you they dont matter you do it for fun when rekeita stomps your numbers. even if youre doing well for a ralph standard your prime is now a drop in the bucket. even prime killstream would be stagnant compared to the growth of people like nick and even josh. thats the most damning thing really even if ralph got ever single thing back from 2018 all his former underlings or competitors have totally blown him by, hell even fuentes his sworn enemy is now his boss and gay lover top
 
Forgot about this one, also confirming he's spent the holidays browsing each and every thread and of course he agrees with @RedRocket69 since he posted a bunch of times about how he doesn't believe Ralph will go to jail.
That screenshot is going in the old scrapbook. It's an official endorsement of whatever retarded shit I say from here on out :unholy:
 
His legs are toothpicks lol


He's wearing a motherfucker l9lcow shirt revealing his new child to the alogs. Might be the bests he's dressed in a while and I just can't see it though his body is actually so grotesque I just don't think you can mask that
He really needs to invest in some good quality men's shapewear. A gunt containment unit, if you will. Of course no shapewear on earth can help with his preternaturally fat head.
 

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Gezz this is so pathetic.

First, why the fuck is Gunty wearing the Chris Chan shirt out in public? He fucking knows exactly who that's associated with.
Next, Mr. Ed ducking to look shorter is the most fucking obvious thing ever in these pics (after the chris chan shirt). Aren't most chicks like 5'8 on average?
Finally, if gunty made more money this year then before, it's because the dopamine rush his paypigs have been getting from his new TTS. Like I've said before, this is short-term gain as it's chasing people away who don't like it breaking the flow of the show constantly. And when only the big paypigs remain, if a single one leaves (which this should be a red flag on how fast their bank accounts are being drained now) then that's a major income loss.
 
Gezz this is so pathetic.

First, why the fuck is Gunty wearing the Chris Chan shirt out in public? He fucking knows exactly who that's associated with.
Next, Mr. Ed ducking to look shorter is the most fucking obvious thing ever in these pics (after the chris chan shirt). Aren't most chicks like 5'8 on average?
Finally, if gunty made more money this year then before, it's because the dopamine rush his paypigs have been getting from his new TTS. Like I've said before, this is short-term gain as it's chasing people away who don't like it breaking the flow of the show constantly. And when only the big paypigs remain, if a single one leaves (which this should be a red flag on how fast their bank accounts are being drained now) then that's a major income loss.
that and how long until bans or controversy from paypig tts? or if one of them plays something that even accidentally displeases the gunt? hell what if some bored paypig whos sort of miffed at the gunt plays adrienne blairs name over and over with tts or pigs get miffed at the no doubt extensive word blacklist?
 
Ethan is moving up in the world. At least Matthew Vickers had the good sense to not invite Ralph to Christmas. Meanwhile the Crypto Jew known as Harry Morris invited a alcoholic Wigger felon into his cozy home
Must be her mom’s house because her dad is Jewish and I doubt would have a Christmas tree.

It’s incredibly to me that May is half-Jewish with how incredibly stupid she is, she got all the ugly, none of the brains in her genetic make-up.
 
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