DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Father]

He dreams of owning a restaurant but has no idea of what’s a wine reduction

Reduction? He's more of a Total Wine guy.

Right. Based on his bank leaks he's more about deductions not reductions.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Pizza boy for Detractor of the Week. Even the kid busting his ass working minimum wage on Christmas Day knew it was ludicrous for a grown man to be trying to wait 2 hours for delivery pizza because he fucked up his Christmas meal. Imagine owning a house (condo, whatever, full size kitchen), and you literally can't find something to throw together.

I also can't believe how he openly admits these types of things to his audience, then outright says he doesn't have money when it comes to other stuff.

The pizza kid laughed at Phil and then put him on hold and didn't take his order. Where's the tweet to Papa John's about the horrible service? Phil was more than happy to tweet Burger King and demand an apology when his sandwich was too saucy. I guess that was worse than having an employee laugh in your face and refuse to serve you. Priorities.

The roast wasn't flavorful enough and dinner was ruined. What to do? Slice the well done, bland beef into thin slices. Get two pieces of bread, slap on a slice of cheese and some mustard. You've got a perfectly good sandwich. Bam, dinner saved.

There are hungry poor people who have nothing this Christmas and Phil threw away $70 worth of Filipino food and then an entire roast. What a wasteful bastard.

 

[UaineRunei]

It is most likely a new account, regardless if it's an impersonator or not.

I didn't get the id for the new Lyciversoul, but @Third_World_Detractor post back in May shows that nickname with this id (first txt, first line):
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKniO19CYvzQf_EP8NmbhLQ
https://archive.ph/kuUyg

Spoiler: PFP

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The name of this account is currently "jonathan moreno", so I doubt that it's the recent one you're talking about.

Hey, just to add something regarding this guy:

Lyciversoul did a $5 superchat about something and Phil replied "[...] at least you did a superchat, those you can't chargeback later. Right...."

So Lyciversoul might got banned for chargebacking tips, something he already did many times in the past but Phil is a slow learner.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

The pizza kid laughed at Phil and then put him on hold and didn't take his order. Where's the tweet to Papa John's about the horrible service? Phil was more than happy to tweet Burger King and demand an apology when his sandwich was too saucy. I guess that was worse than having an employee laugh in your face and refuse to serve you. Priorities.

The roast wasn't flavorful enough and dinner was ruined. What to do? Slice the well done, bland beef into thin slices. Get two pieces of bread, slap on a slice of cheese and some mustard. You've got a perfectly good sandwich. Bam, dinner saved.

There are hungry poor people who have nothing this Christmas and Phil threw away $70 worth of Filipino food and then an entire roast. What a wasteful bastard.

Excellent suggestion

At some point we really should have a food thread of sorts, maybe featuring his fuckups and how it should have been done and maybe how the fuckup could have been saved.

This whole Xmas roast thing really brought up some excellent ideas and cooking tips/tricks in the thread.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Phil threw away $70 worth of Filipino food and then an entire roast. What a wasteful bastard.

Phil had to throw away the Filipino food because the restaurant gave him a piece chicken that was glitch. Nothing he could do dood, I fucking hate when I sit down to eat and my meal ends up becoming a puzzle boss half the time I throw my fork down and demand that the waiter tell me how to eat it

So I can relate to Phil.

 

[Dona Morte]

Looking forward to other names people make.
Phil is not though.

 

[Stephen Hawking]

Phil had to throw away the Filipino food because the restaurant gave him a piece chicken that was glitch. Nothing he could do dood, I fucking hate when I sit down to eat and my meal ends up becoming a puzzle boss half the time I throw my fork down and demand that waiter tell me how to eat it so I can relate to Phil.

Nobody told me that chickens have bones dood. The Chinese food that I got the next day NEVER has bones in it. Stupid brain dead morons being lazy and can't take the time to remove dangerous material that can't be consoomed. These people can be sued if a customer chokes on a bone.

Just give Phil processed orange chicken from Panda Express and the dinosaur chicken nuggies his mom cooks for him.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

well TIL you can macro moves into controllers in the console version of shitty street fighter port but he won't play Fightcade cause people use macros. Also you do a 360 by wildly mashing jab and getting clipped by an anti-air is a dropped input.

ok

 

[Iron Hamster]

to slipping up and saying he and Kat were snuggling in their BEDS rather than bed.

Not for nothing, it's not a slip when it's true.

 

[Zyklon Ben's Poison Pen]

Clearly Phil is just an old school conservative kinda fella who likes to keep things traditional
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Or she's a bitch who knew or realised she shacked up with a loser. Pic Related.

 

[Iron Father]

Nobody told me that chickens have bones dood. The Chinese food that I got the next day NEVER has bones in it. No brained morons being lazy and can't take the time to remove dangerous material that can't be consoomed. These people can be sued if a customer chokes on a bone.

Just give Phil processed orange chicken from Panda Express and the dinosaur chicken nuggies his mom cooks for him.

There are people who train ravens to solve puzzles in order to get their food. Meanwhile, in Renton, a caveman stares blankly at a piece of chicken without the bone removed.

Not for nothing, it's not a slip when it's true.

With Phil, the slip up is admitting the truth.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

LOL he bailed on the xbox version of SF after someone bought him the stick? Did he even use it???

 

[Piece of Peace]

LOL he bailed on the xbox version of SF after someone bought him the stick? Did he even use it???

I think it was used twice, now it gets to collect dust like all his other plastic shit before it inevitably ends up in the ocean after he dies of a stroke on stream.

 

[Kheapathic]

I don't know why, but him fucking up the Soul Calibur guest characters pissed me off; maybe because I used to be into it quite a bit. But damnitt Phil; SC4 had the Star Wars characters, SC2 had Spawn, Heihachi, and Link... and Link being the important factor, because SC2 sold the most copies on GameCube, strictly because people wanted Link in a fighting game and fucking got him.

The HD release of SC2 on PS3/360 also sucked; as they couldn't license Link for a non-Nintendo console, and they removed the dual audio options that were standard on the original console releases.

Yeah I'm mad, because I'm a sperg.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

 

[strandedcastaway]

I just heard this anecdote, and I don't know why I thought he would meet the wage slaves half way and at least go pick up the fucking pizza, given the extenuating circumstances all around. Every Papa Johns around here seems desperate for drivers, and there's no chance any of them care enough about that job to work Christmas. Dude's expecting full-steam service on a holiday in a service industry 99.9% fielded by contractors. Just as well you didn't get that pizza Phil. If it were me I would have fucked with it en route for.

But then I remembered who was talking. I'm glad the Papa John's guy laughed at him and left him on hold. I know Phil tends to exaggerate, but that does sound like the average Papa John's call. They probably would have taken his order, but Phil couldn't be bothered to wait on hold like everyone else who calls an order in.

That story actually rang true more than most of Phil's bullshit. It was totally believable that he and Kat ignore the recipe and not put in the wine it said to use, being too stupid to realize it cooks off and that's why his roast turned out like shit, and also that the Papa John's guy laughed at him.

 

[IFBB Pro Phil]

Apologies if I'm interrupting current stream chat, but I have been perusing and putting together a list of interesting classic DSP moments since I don't think many of the current kiwis are decade+ followers.

One interesting moment I spotted is this: https://youtu.be/635c_KRDvRY?t=150

Tl;dw: DSP and Pandalee finally arrive at their new home after a 14 hour day. They get groceries before settling in, and a gallon jug of iced tea breaks open and starts leaking. Phil says "Guess we're going to have to clean that up" and leaves Leanna to wipe up the garage floor and deal with the leaking gallon jug by herself after a long, long day. He then walks upstairs for his vlog, and films at the top of the stairs some carbon monoxide alarms bought and left by the previous owners. Without missing a beat, Phil says "Welp, they bought us some carbon monoxide alarms. How nice of them to install them!". The sarcastic comment really grinds your gears. They spent $120 minimum to do something nice for the new homeowners and Phil without even taking a moment to think about it thinks they should have installed them for him too. A process which takes all of 5-10 minutes he could do himself. Instead of being appreciative whatsoever, he is pissy it wasn't done for him.

I have a big list of impressive early/unknown moments like this coming, but this one really SHAHCKED me. It's just so exceedingly entitled.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

End of night stream status :

Total tip: $71

Top tip: Michael Butler ($26), it's an obvious sock account, and top 2 tips account for 50% of total tip

With Jaxx Raxor MIA, Phil had to beg extra hard for some pity bucks

Already pre-begging for tomorrow's Halo infinite stream

"I'll be HONEST guys, I love Halo infinite, but the contribution is very inconsistent and quite HONESTLY, it's been pretty slow in support, right? If you want to keep it in the rotation, you gotta support, I need you guys to buy in on the game, right? I'm just being very HONEST here, that's it"

With the snorts out of control, chat is asking for a drip goal where DSP snort into the mic for hitting $300 in tips

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Apologies if I'm interrupting current stream chat, but I have been perusing and putting together a list of interesting classic DSP moments since I don't think many of the current kiwis are decade+ followers.

One interesting moment I spotted is this: https://youtu.be/635c_KRDvRY?t=150

Tl;dw: DSP and Pandalee finally arrive at their new home after a 14 hour day. They get groceries before settling in, and a gallon jug of iced tea breaks open and starts leaking. Phil says "Guess we're going to have to clean that up" and leaves Leanna to wipe up the garage floor and deal with the leaking gallon jug by herself after a long, long day. He then walks upstairs for his vlog, and films at the top of the stairs some carbon monoxide alarms bought and left by the previous owners. Without missing a beat, Phil says "Welp, they bought us some carbon monoxide alarms. How nice of them to install them!". The sarcastic comment really grinds your gears. They spent $120 minimum to do something nice for the new homeowners and Phil without even taking a moment to think about it thinks they should have installed them for him too. A process which takes all of 5-10 minutes he could do himself. Instead of being appreciative whatsoever, he is pissy it wasn't done for him.

I have a big list of impressive early/unknown moments like this coming, but this one really SHAHCKED me. It's just so exceedingly entitled.

My favorite part of this video is that he had his neighbor lady blow up an air mattress for him because he is either too lazy or too incompetent to do it himself.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

My favorite part of this video is that he had his neighbor lady blow up an air mattress for him because he is either too lazy or too incompetent to do it himself.

And that was the moment the neighbors decided to ''forget'' inviting him to any neighborhood social functions.

I know Phil keeps insisting that this neighborhood isn't the type that have get togethers and what not. But looking at their doxx in the fan thread I call 110% BS on that.