DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Sup3r]

Thanks. Just went down that rabbit hole and it bore no fruit. Just a bunch of speculation.

Yeah, I had misread it and never checked it myself. My bad.
Still though, with how lazy we know he is, I still find it plausible that he does it.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I don't know why I'm supposed to believe that ANYONE would order out ONLY on the day they have the most time on their hands, and cook on the days when they supposedly have very little time.

Pretty sure that was in the middle of a begment where he was trying to ensure viewers that tips went to worthy expenses and that he's responsible with that money. The bank leaks proved him a liar.

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

Phil wants to become a viral meme so bad with his cringe camera zoom reactions. It’s so quirky and funny, like The Office!

It’s so cringe and try hard lmao. Also, the face-shaking and gibberish moments when he announces something. Phil just whoring himself out lmao.

 

[Chandler Bing]

Not to mention stupid, because it's waving a big red flag that says "I CAN'T GET BY ON MY OWN I HAVE TO SCAM PEOPLE". You think Max Dood ever has to put a gun to the head of any of his playthroughs? Nope. There are certain things he can cover on his channel that simply won't get as much in views, and he just deals with it, like a pro. Phil, like a baby, has to force everything he streams into the same level of tip intake, because his selection is about him (as in him avoiding ironic entertainment), his stream is about him, and he can't possibly earn that money on his own. He has to extort it, from tards.

The fact that he keeps going like is just... utterly exceptional. That's really the only thing you can call it. Mongo from the movie Blazing Saddles had more dignity.

Screenshots like that prove it isn't always deliberate, too, like his gross noises directly into the mic are. This is what I mean by Phil damaging his own rep on a daily by insisting on keeping as many things off the "Don't do these on camera" list as possible. It may be small, picking his ear, combing hair back to poorly hide his baldness, keeping that awful patchy beard, and a million other things, but they still contribute to demonstrating that when us mentally-deranged detractors tell people stuff about Phil, we're on point.

Phil completely fucks himself out of controlling the narrative by ignoring reality to the extent that he does. He could do a lot of damage to us just by cleaning up his act in small ways, like fixing his snorting and throat-clearing problems. That would be two memes killed off for good, and that wouldn't be a bad start for him.

I don't know why I'm supposed to believe that ANYONE would order out ONLY on the day they have the most time on their hands, and cook on the days when they supposedly have very little time.

We only order out 1 day a week because 50% pizza that 1 day every week at a place the wife and I really enjoy. Also it's not papa fucking John's. Phils so trash when it comes to food.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

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Alluyah!

Thank you. I see memes.

 

[DeeTracktor]

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Alluyah!

 

[Sup3r]

Phil wants to become a viral meme so bad with his cringe camera zoom reactions. It’s so quirky and funny, like The Office!

It’s so cringe and try hard lmao. Also, the face-shaking and gibberish moments when he announces something. Phil just whoring himself out lmao.

If he truly wanted to be a meme he should just replicate the incident again, just do an even funnier face. He's so desperate to escape the one event he's known for though that it won't happen. Of course he doesn't understand that camera zooms pretty much need to be done in editing to have the correct timing. If Phil were truly whoring out though, he'd offer some special service for his gay furry viewers or actively selling out to his audience. It's more likely that he's just clowning around because he's hyping himself for what he'll think will reward him with some juicy tips (money, not his gay fans' dicks).

 

[Iron Hamster]

This one's pretty good from March 2020. They only order food to be delivered on the day off and cook the other 6 days of the week.

lol. Like he hasn't actually blown that one out of the water.

He could do a lot of damage to us just by cleaning up his act in small ways, like fixing his snorting and throat-clearing problems. That would be two memes killed off for good, and that wouldn't be a bad start for him.

He can't do that.........it's apparently what sponsors are looking for!

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Pretty sure that was in the middle of a begment where he was trying to ensure viewers that tips went to worthy expenses and that he's responsible with that money. The bank leaks proved him a liar.

As if they needed to, because it's sus as fuck just on its face when someone like him is telling me he's responsible with his money by ordering out when it would be cheaper to cook, given that he has ALL FUCKING DAY TO DO IT.

For that alone, I can assume he never cooks and be in the right to do so, even if he sometimes sort of does, because really the least plausible scenario is one where he is less lazy than I think. Fucker doesn't bathe more than twice a week.

We only order out 1 day a week because 50% pizza that 1 day every week at a place the wife and I really enjoy. Also it's not papa fucking John's. Phils so trash when it comes to food.

Indeed the only thing worse than Phil talking about food so much on stream because everything else is banned for stupid reasons is that his tarded nature is never on greater display than when he goes on about food or orders some on-camera. Almost entirely because his taste is just trash-tier.

He's so desperate to escape the one event he's known for though that it won't happen.

He should've thought about shit like that before he decided to spend his whole life memory-holing things away instead of properly atoning for them. That's exactly what he tried to do with The Incident before Keemstar shit all over that. Fuck, he even included The Incident in his "debunking" stream, because he just HAD to find some way to make it okay that it happened. He couldn't own it, like an adult. Like everything else he can't deny, he must chip away out how bad it is, so it doesn't hurt as much as it deserves to.

 

[San Dimas High School]

He's just laying the foundation for a return to twitch "Guys i had to go back to twitch because i wasn't making enough on Youtube"

He's profoundly stupid for not going through the hoops to get his affiliate back and work toward partner, whenever he can. Too much ego and emotions on the piggy, kind of surprised really that he'd let his emotions get in the way of some extra money.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

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Close.

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[DeeTracktor]

Close.
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Im actually feelng sorry for the stuffed puppy on the right here

 

[Wasabi Panda]

is this performance art? Going on about paper in a resident evil game, then a videogame character's use of words for a toilet and then thinks a game with the occult, shadow corporations and fucking zombies is unrealistic cause there's an egg in the oven.

Also Paul WS Anderson is the same as Wes Anderson because WS is like Wes...ignoring they have completely different first names.

It's like when a thot pretends not to know what WASD is so they act like a retard going "what does this do, TEE HEE". Though it's so obvious he doesn't want to get scared so he's babbling to distract himself.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

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I'll never get over how disgusting he's willing to be in front of an audience of hundreds of people. Zero self-awareness.

yea. He reminds me of those foul bachelor frog memes from back in the day. This is the type of guy who unironically needs a woman's touch in his life. Mr. Eating Ramen with a spoon because he's too lazy to wash a fork. The same guy to coom and wipe himself with the nearest piece of cloth whether it be clothing or a pillow or whatever, and then NOT wash his hands. One can only imagine how he is OFF camera if this is how he presents himself to people.

Phil wants to become a viral meme so bad with his cringe camera zoom reactions. It’s so quirky and funny, like The Office!

It’s so cringe and try hard lmao. Also, the face-shaking and gibberish moments when he announces something. Phil just whoring himself out lmao.

Thanks so much. I know he got that "stare dead down the barrel of the camera while something weird happens/after reading an odd tip" shit from somewhere. And that stupid nodding thing he does with his eyes half closed too. He did that a bunch yesterday with Lycerfersol's tips. Really its because he's shitty at any sort of improvised commentary. He couldn't do an original "Yes and..." if you gave him the easiest set up.
"Hey Phil knock knock"
"uh whut?"
"you're supposed to say 'who's there'"
"why would I say that? I can see you. *goat laugh* fucking idiot"

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

is this performance art? Going on about paper in a resident evil game, then a videogame character's use of words for a toilet and then thinks a game with the occult, shadow corporations and fucking zombies is unrealistic cause there's an egg in the oven.

Also Paul WS Anderson is the same as Wes Anderson because WS is like Wes...ignoring they have completely different first names.

It's like when a thot pretends not to know what WASD is so they act like a retard going "what does this do, TEE HEE". Though it's so obvious he doesn't want to get scared so he's babbling to distract himself.

Performance: Yes. Art: No

And yeah he's doing the speed talking to avoid showing what a gaping vagina he is.

 

[Sup3r]

He should've thought about shit like that before he decided to spend his whole life memory-holing things away instead of properly atoning for them. That's exactly what he tried to do with The Incident before Keemstar shit all over that. Fuck, he even included The Incident in his "debunking" stream, because he just HAD to find some way to make it okay that it happened. He couldn't own it, like an adult. Like everything else he can't deny, he must chip away out how bad it is, so it doesn't hurt as much as it deserves to.

Then again, if he spent any time thinking, he wouldn't have done any of the shit he's done. The fact he tried to downplay it is a dumb move that constantly proves him wrong when he acts like it doesn't bother him whenever it gets brought up.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Here's a wild speculation,

Here's him saying he never has if someone can find the contradictory vid

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

 

[Crooked 16th]

Here's a wild speculation,

Of course he opens the box and it has something to do with poop.

Plus who tries to flex about spending $20 on toilet paper?

 

[Balr0g]

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Alluyah!

Spoiler

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"And then I said to Panda: My thing is this long it won't fit Ack ack ack. And then she said she couldn't see it at all *snort* Fucking stupid"