US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[John McAfee]

I would place a large sum of money of it 'falling in to the hands of' aka being sold, to a black budget top secret military program.

After 20 years in the DOD I can assure you no grand conspiracy will come from the DOD, ever. We never had any pens and anything of importance was done by contractors.

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

Yep, NYC is fucked and Upstate is ready to tell Hochul to shove those mandates up her ass.

Upstate needs to become their own state. What NYC is doing to the rest of the state is abusive at best, and tyrannical at worst.

 

[More AWS-8Q Than You]

Are most progs stunted in visual recognition or something? I’m trying to set up a working theory on why so many lefty memes are walls of text now. That’s marginally better than usual but they just had to put that uncle sam poster in and overdo it.

The main reason the Left can't meme is because they live in a sort of constructed Unreality or hyper reality. All the good meme rely on things that are part of reality, it's why 13/50 is so effective or any number of Right leaning memes. Their foundation is obvious because it's grounded in things everyone knows or at least can be easily confirmed. The Left, because they're not grounded in reality but fighting against it, effectively have to lay out the foundational principles of their statements so that people don't reach the wrong conclusion. The meme maker also has to establish that there's no Bad Think in their thought process. Think Mythbusters and "I reject your reality and substitute my own." All Leftist thought is based on rejecting reality for ideology when the two come into conflict. There's reason they fucking love Hegelian thought.

Teaching Germans philosophy was a mistake second only to teaching the French philosophy.

Dare I ask why the Secret Service is investigating this? I mean...it's either them or the FBI...tch.

The Secret Service is part of the Department of the Treasury. This probably falls under their jurisdiction.

 

[mandatorylurk]

What is this new witch hunt about Hot Wheels Madison Cawthorn? He met his wife, a US Army Captain, at a casino in St. Petersburg while on vacation, and he's now a Russian asset?

I guess the Gaetz play to make him a child trafficker is DOA and MTG just tells everyone to fuck off so they have to move on to the next MAGA person. Just push him down steps if you're that worried about him.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

I thought that "God Emperor Trump" was an ironic meme that began on 4chan, or halfway ironic because they thought he was powerful and a "savior" of sorts from Clinton but not literally the Trinity.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

I feel like NYC is a lost cause tbh, but I hope I'm wrong.

No, you are correct; however, I live in a neighborhood full of based spics, one of which kicked a fat nog beggar out of the local McD's and beat him with a "Wet Floor" cone into the subway last night in front of me. No one masks except employees and most people aren't vaxed. I heard one guy asked a guy who was masked "Why you wearing a mask? You scared of covid, nigga?" He said no, he had a warrant and didn't want the cops to recognize him,

NYC is full of people who are based, its just the ones in City Hal that are cucks.

 

[ForgedBlades]

The sudden embrace of federalism and shrinking of the quarantine is an interesting play. Too early to tell why they decided to do it. It'll be an interesting couple of weeks.

 

[The Last Stand]

Imagine taking a meme seriously.

Sir, do you know what year this is?

 

[verissimus]

The main reason the Left can't meme is because they live in a sort of constructed Unreality or hyper reality. All the good meme rely on things that are part of reality, it's why 13/50 is so effective or any number of Right leaning memes. Their foundation is obvious because it's grounded in things everyone knows or at least can be easily confirmed. The Left, because they're not grounded in reality but fighting against it, effectively have to lay out the foundational principles of their statements so that people don't reach the wrong conclusion. The meme maker also has to establish that there's no Bad Think in their thought process. Think Mythbusters and "I reject your reality and substitute my own." All Leftist thought is based on rejecting reality for ideology when the two come into conflict. There's reason they fucking love Hegelian thought.

Teaching Germans philosophy was a mistake second only to teaching the French philosophy.


The Secret Service is part of the Department of the Treasury. This probably falls under their jurisdiction.

...no it's part of Homeland Defense at least since ...2003 (had to look that up since I forgot when).

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

No, because if I put some flowers by that picture or kiss it that's not the same as me worshipping it.

So why is it so hard to understand that me putting some flowers by an altar to Our Lady of Fátima or whatever isn't the same as me worshipping that picture?

Putting flowers by an altar is a sign of respect. Why is it so hard to understand that that's different from seeking supernatural influence on our physical realm by directing requests to a graven image?

I don't know what else I should expect from a religious sect founded by a man whom Jesus called Satan.

 

[More AWS-8Q Than You]

...no it's part of Homeland Defense at least since ...2003 (had to look that up since I forgot when).

Huh, hadn't realized, but it looks like they still do a lot of investigating financial crime. Maybe even expanded a bit, just under Homeland Security instead of Treasury. Not the small fry stuff, but the big numbers.

 

[make_it_so]

Dare I ask why the Secret Service is investigating this? I mean...it's either them or the FBI...tch.

Because the Secret Service is also tasked with investigating financial crimes.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I don't know what else I should expect from a religious sect founded by a man whom Jesus called Satan.

So, you want to talk about what Jesus called St Peter?

Let's talk.

 

[Scale Smerch]

CDC shortens its recommended quarantine time for people with Covid from 10 to 5 days.
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This actually is only the tip of hilarity. This new five day period also applies to anyone who hasn't received the booster. Only got your two shots? You ain't one of Fauci's chosen anymore. These goalposts might ironically be the first man-made creation to achieve FTL

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

So, you want to talk about what Jesus called St Peter?
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Let's talk.

That's a Catholic-Luciferian recension of the text to excuse the fact that Peter is called Satan in the oral Gospel tradition, obviously.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

That's a Catholic-Luciferian recension of the text to excuse the fact that Peter is called Satan in the oral Gospel tradition, obviously.

You're either trolling or you don't know what you're talking about.

Anyway,

 

[Blackhole]

You're either trolling or you don't know what you're talking about.

Anyway,
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catholic church = jesuits
jesuits = cringe
therefore,you are cringe

 

[John McAfee]

Guys I both love and hate jesus just like the rest of us, but at least they have meetings about aliens

 

[AnaphylacticShock]

I always thought that praying to the saints was like leaving a message to a secretary so it can be passed on to their boss (God). I'm sure the saints get a kick out of living rent free in Protestants head for the last 500 years.

 

[HumanHive]

Protestants are a lolcow denomination - the Reset Era of Christianity - and only considered acceptable because Mormons are far worse.