DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Brother Wind]

Gamecube exclusive, and it has been ported to, what 11 or 12 systems at this point. Good old Capcom 5

To really hammer it home. By the time I got out of town to get it, it was already coming to PS2.

 

[BepsiLight]

Well it looks like Phil is still going to point a gun to this game and keep it hostage for more contributions. How much do you want to bet he's not going to mention anything about multiplayer with his supporters? and then start crying that he wants to play this game more yet people aren't chucking him enough pity bucks?

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I remember when sending THE TWEET during the vest streak was a huge deal and he would go on rants about how he didn't want to do it but he had to keep the pahsitivity going.
Now we've got middle of the day beg tweets, late night gin fueled beg tweets, pre-prestream beg tweets.
His life is just rattling the cup all day now.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Also one of the recent times he's played, he tried joining one of his mods but then pussy ran away when they were higher level than him. He can't handle anyone beating him in a game, no matter what.

It's not just that a fan might be better, that would be bad enough. The big fear is that they turn out to be slow-witted teens who are better than him.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I love how I tune in to @Piece of Peace's restream, and I'm immediately greeted by Phil being a whiny bitch about how his team sucks because he keeps getting killed from behind. That may be the case, Phil, but you would think that you would: A) turn on your chat and actually tell your team that you're having trouble, or B) check behind your back every once and a while so that people don't get you from behind.

Instead, it's all "WOW I DIED SOO FAST."

You fuckhead.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I love how I tune in to @Piece of Peace's restream, and I'm immediately greeting by Phil being a whiny bitch about how his team sucks because he keeps getting killed from behind. That may be the case, Phil, but you would think that you would: A) turn on your chat and actually tell your team that you're having trouble, or B) check behind your back every once and a while so that people don't get you from behind.

Instead, it's all "WOW I DIED SOO FAST."

You fuckhead.

Are his own team picking him off?

 

[WolverineGuy22]

DSP bitching about the game spawning players behind him so they get "insanely lucky, no skill" kills that "weren't earned".

DSPs only 3 kills in this match were rockets because he spawned with the RPG.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Are his own team picking him off?

Could you blame them if they were?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Could you blame them if they were?

Oh fuck no.........it would just make me laugh harder.

 

[BepsiLight]

I love how I tune in to @Piece of Peace's restream, and I'm immediately greeted by Phil being a whiny bitch about how his team sucks because he keeps getting killed from behind. That may be the case, Phil, but you would think that you would: A) turn on your chat and actually tell your team that you're having trouble, or B) check behind your back every once and a while so that people don't get you from behind.

Instead, it's all "WOW I DIED SOO FAST."

You fuckhead.

The spawn system in Halo is actually pretty easy to figure out. If you look in front of you and see all your teammates in your view (you can see their names through the walls), the enemy team will 100% spawn behind you.
It basically spawns you as far away from the enemies as it can and that usually means behind you after your team pushes forward and takes a position from the enemy.
This can also lead to some hilarious shit if the enemy team is spread out like literally spawning in front or right behind somebody, or spawning close to the enemy base and getting spawn killed by a guy guarding the flag.

 

[Dona Morte]

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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Does this count as a circlejerk, or sucking your own dick?

 

[thedingledongle]

mayLAYY

EDIT: I have never seen anyone attempt to self-validate more than fucking Phil. "Oh, well I was the best person on my team" or"I was the best player on BOTH teams!!!" Crowing because you're being SBMM'd with other dentheads jesus christ.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

 

[NursezillaX]

Iced Cuck busted as Oro turtle?

 

[HERO_V]

I'm gonna be honest here, I do hate Phil because in a just world, karma would bite his ass. It's the entitlement and his blatant audacity to cry poor when we've all known people who are legit living paycheck to paycheck.

Iced Cuck busted as Oro turtle?

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It's so obvious that a couple of these whales make multiple sock accounts to keep Phil's channel on life support. It's extremely sad and pathetic, but that's his fans for ya. Complete and utter faggots. OIC is Phil's bitch and vice versa.

 

[Full Race Replay]

I was brushing up on old lore and wanted to read the room a bit and ask what what you think about Phil claiming he and leanna broke up before the hospital emergency stream? It has to be bullshit. Phil said he and Leanna knew they would get trolled or something if they revealed they broke up so they didn’t reveal it yet. Was Phil going to pretend to be engaged forever? And what reason would Phil suddenly go ahead and reveal leanna dumped his ass immediately after the hospital disaster stream?

 

[RetardOfYore]

What an absolute retard, he honestly thinks he was doing good in the ctf match where his teammate was the only one that scored. And then of coarse only iced faggot comes to suck phils cock over it.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

End if "must support" stream status:

Total tip: $70

Top tip: Gametrekker ($20)

Phil is begging hard to reach tier 2 goal, hinting on those ugly hats

Kevin asked the chat to type 1 if they want him to save the stream, then he put a $2 superchat in

Chat is desperate for Phil to play with them, Phil adamantly refused because of disguised trolls

Skill-based matching bring Phil to a room full of noobs and retards who don't know how to play

 

[Full Race Replay]

Only 43 likes. This is pitiful

 

[Chandler Bing]

He's late to his own stream because he didn't set it up earlier. Not his fault though.

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Phil is the kind of person who legitimately wants to be able to type things without lifting his hands or fingers.

You know like that time the monkey was controlled with a chip implanted into its brain and it was playing pong with its mind . Feel like Phil would do this if he could. He would still find a way to blame the game and chip though when his mind fails to win the game.

Watch Elon Musk's Neuralink monkey play video games with his brain

Pager the nine-year-old macaque can now play Pong thanks to a Neuralink implanted in each side of his brain.

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