US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Garm]

People won't be getting the fear porn any more, because the media will carry water for whatever the administration wants. Without constant histrionics about DEATH AND DESTRUCTION AWAITS YOU THIS CHRISTMAS, people's attention will wander. They'll have some new thing to whip their base into a hysterical frenzy.

There are two problems with finding a new thing.

1. You can't really escalate from "deadly supervirus that can strike you down at any time." What would be the next scarier thing? Somebody crying about trans rights online seems small and insignificant if you could drop dead at any time, ya know?

2. Does anyone actually believe that Biden can handle a crisis? What in the past year gives people faith in his capabilities? He had slowly and systematically abandoned his promises with an almost seeming glee.

Last thing Dems should want is starting a new crusade when the last one collapsed instantly.

 

[WhatInTheActualFuck]

Those FOIA documents came out, basically implicating Fauci directly funding the research that created COVID, and nobody even blinked. In less than a week, anyone that brought it up was a right-wing conspiracy theorist.

If the GOP wins both sides of the legislature and the first thing they do isn't to haul his ass in front of a Congressional committee before sentencing him to twenty years in the electric chair, I'm going to do whatever I can to support primarying the whole lot of them.

 

[HumanHive]

If the GOP wins both sides of the legislature and the first thing they do isn't to haul his ass in front of a Congressional committee before sentencing him to twenty years in the electric chair, I'm going to do whatever I can to support primarying the whole lot of them.

Well you might as well start now. Fauci will never face any consequences.

 

[tehpope]

The execs are going to lose against remote work due to increasing gas prices and (understandable) reluctance to raise wages. Remote work IS the compromise even though its efficacy is suspect. Sure, employers can try to replace everyone with Indians, but then they're the ones that have to talk to those Indians to get the job done. Good luck finishing that project that's more complicated than tech support.

And then having people bitch to support that they have to talk with Indians who slack off and don't speak english as their native tongue.

 

[CrippleThreat]

Well you might as well start now. Fauci will never face any consequences.

All of this would've been magically avoided if Fauci was fired...

Triggering anudda "high-level scandal," more fake shit (not having Tony around is killing more Americans or some shit; most competent voice) until another impeachment occurs, rigged election coup occurs and is unavoidable, Biden "wins," and rehires Fauci.

Still though, how do you pull the worse name out of the hat to hire? Crazy.

 

[Salubrious]

The CEO of Delta Airlines is trending because he apparently sent out a memo to the CDC last week stating that the quarantines were too long and requested the five days and blah blah you can read it yourself.

So now, people are accusing the CDC of being in big businesses's pocket and putting profits over lives.

No mention from these people of the CDC being in Pfizer's pocket though.

 

[Nacho Man Randy Salsa]

Well you might as well start now. Fauci will never face any consequences.

Unless there's a revolution.

 

[Non-breath oblige]

So now, people are accusing the CDC of being in big businesses's pocket and putting profits over lives.

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Weren't these people saying the same thing when the mask mandates were temporarily dropped for the ""fully vaxxinated"" ? I feel they're probably going to forget and return to simping Lord Business CDC when the next doomer propaganda drops.

 

[Salubrious]

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Weren't these people saying the same thing when the mask mandates were temporarily dropped for the ""fully vaxxinated"" ? I feel they're probably going to forget and return to simping Lord Business CDC when the next doomer propaganda drops.

A lot of these people are so terrified of COVID that they have no problems living under restrictions and getting a shot every six months for the rest of their lives.

Every single attempt by the CDC to loosen restrictions gets bitched out as killing people.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

 

[Glowing In The Streets]

I'm going to do whatever I can to support primarying the whole lot of them.

they sure are scared
like when Ron Paul was about to win the nomination

 

[The Last Stand]

True, but you can't convince me that stuff like this isn't weird.

Why simp for a little girl? That's disturbing.

 

[MirrorNoir]

COVID is all over except the screaming and Biden has nothing.

The dictator who has no more nice cards to play, pulls out his nasty hand. What will Biden do to force his people in to supporting him? War? Financial Collapse? Answers on a postcard.

A hate mongering gash named Cori bush in the House is already calling for the January 6th Protest being "celebrated" by expelling from Congress anyone they THINK (IE the top folks for the GOP) was involved in it. So expect them to go straight to killing people and arresting people outright.

Rep. Cori Bush Has An Idea To Commemorate the First Anniversary of Jan. 6th: Expel Those In Congress Who Were Involved

This renewed push for expulsion coincides with the resolution the Missouri representative introduced last year

www.theroot.com

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

A hate mongering gash named Cori bush in the House is already calling for the January 6th Protest being "celebrated" by expelling from Congress anyone they THINK (IE the top folks for the GOP) was involved in it.

That won't happen, if only because Pelosi is saner than Bush and the Squad and knows full well doing that would be seen as a declaration of war on anyone right of the Turtle.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

The Branch Covidians don't want COVID to be over, so the day Biden puts on his aviators, sticks his thumb up, and says "mission accomplished" these people will turn on him.

This has been the most exciting time of their lives, do you really think they want it to be over?

A lot of people in current year think quoting The Dark Knight Rises is cringey now and similarly people think disliking the Nolanverse films makes you revolutionary and special, but I do have to say:

For many, nobody cared who they were until they put on the [COVID] mask.

 

[MirrorNoir]

That won't happen, if only because Pelosi is saner than Bush and the Squad and knows full well doing that would be seen as a declaration of war on anyone right of the Turtle.

I could see Pelosi say "fuck it" eventually and agree to carry out the terror.

Bitch knows that if the GOP get the House, they are fucked and that it's only a matter of time before the squad give the order for the terror to commence regardless. To protect herself, Nancy just might give the OK for it so long as the Squad give her enough advance notice to get out of dodge as far as her negotiating her own survival.

 

[MrJokerRager]

I think it doesn't help that the left have Hollywood no matter how much the right tries to hit back. The entertainment industry usually goes with "the right bad and evil" and masses will except that. Unless conservatives somehow over take it. Which I never understood the DNC clearly bribes certain celebrities into surpporting them. Why the right or the RNC never tried that before is beyond. The only why I can see the right taking over Hollywood would be if cancel culture goes to the extreme.

But anyways I'm taking a break for the rest of the day form politics

Clint Eastwood and the fucking chair was the last straw.

 

[Nacho Man Randy Salsa]

A hate mongering gash named Cori bush in the House is already calling for the January 6th Protest being "celebrated" by expelling from Congress anyone they THINK (IE the top folks for the GOP) was involved in it. So expect them to go straight to killing people and arresting people outright.

Rep. Cori Bush Has An Idea To Commemorate the First Anniversary of Jan. 6th: Expel Those In Congress Who Were Involved

This renewed push for expulsion coincides with the resolution the Missouri representative introduced last year

www.theroot.com

Civil War, Revolution, Troubles, whatever you want to call it it's coming. It's just deceptively slow like an oncoming train. You can see it in the distance and it looks like it's going slow when in reality it's going faster than you think.

 

[Terrifik]

goal post has moved

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Do all the sudden goal post shifts imply at all what they think the SCOTUS will say?