DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TheGoutburglar]

Phil seriously pointing out that this is his final stream of 2021, as if that isn't obvious, feels like some low-key poking fun at his tards.

Or just him being a tard himself.

 

[Paladin Derich]

For someone who lived in harsh winter conditions growing up, its amazing he knows nothing about prepping. But then again, this is the same guy who went fishing with his dad and internalized absolutely nothing. Most kids would pick up something.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

For someone who lived in harsh winter conditions growing up, its amazing he knows nothing about prepping. But then again, this is the same guy who went fishing with his dad and internalized absolutely nothing. Most kids would pick up something.

Especially since he makes up so many stories about him doing stuff that makes him knowledgeable enough to be commenting on it, which suggests he knows that absorbing things is normal. It's weird the human behavior he's aware of at times, given how fucking alien he is most of the time.

Really just further cements that so much of that alien nature is from him not caring enough about people to bother paying any attention to 99% of they do, and insistence on being around them only for their service to him.

 

[GreySydeDave]

Well 2021 was absolute shite, and I barely made it, but I finally crawled under your door this year, and that makes it bearable. So thank you, I guess.

Happy new year my Kiwifriendsfarts ! Have a blast !

 

[Full Race Replay]

That 2015 wedding misspeak is something else...this guy really shuts his brain off when he's running his mouth, that's how focused on the grift he is.

 

[Iron Hamster]

For someone who lived in harsh winter conditions growing up, its amazing he knows nothing about prepping. But then again, this is the same guy who went fishing with his dad and internalized absolutely nothing. Most kids would pick up something.

Because all he did was sit inside with the hot chocolate that mommy made while holding his teddy ruxpin staring out the window at them shoveling out.

 

[UsedUp]

Happy New Year to the wheel chairs that spent all of 2021 being bilked thousand upon thousands of your hard earn money -lets face it, most of it disability cheques- may 2022 keep your wallets fat and DarkSydePhil satisfied!

 

[Crooked 16th]

Season 13 was great i don't see how 14 could top it put with Phil expect the unexpected.

Happy New Year Phil, Kat, and their great son Jasper Kitty Burnell.

 

[Genichiro]

Happy New Year to us Kiwifarts, detractors, nudniks,morahns and trolls.

So, who will cut free of Phil this year ? The coof ? YouTube ? The delicate feelings of a shunned paypig ?

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

God what a massive pussy

 

[Gergg]

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"I never lose chargebacks" but also "this year has been hard because of all the chargebacks" mmm I smell bacon sizzling.

 

[JohnRedcorn]

Good thing that fan bought Phil a brand new arcade stick so he could use it for one stream.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I would argue 2021 was a mixed bag.
That being said: we hit the 365 days goal but that doesn't mean you have to stop tipping, guys.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Last stream of the year status:

Total tip: $200

Top tip: Jaxx Cuxor with his car payment money $100

188 people watching, $200 tip

Crowdfunding my ass

 

[actually]

Last stream of the year status:

Total tip: $200

Top tip: Jaxx Cuxor with his car payment money $100

188 people watching, $200 tip

Crowdfunding my ass

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Just to add, there was a $50 tip from "Justin R.", so 75% of the tips are from two people. Organic growth!

 

[Agent Proper]

Happy New Year to fellow old fags like @JimiHendrix and new fags like @JimJimJim it takes all kinds of Autistic fucks to make this Vortex keep spiraling down and out. Big ups to all of you and cheers to 2022.

 

[JimiHendrix]

Happy New Year to fellow old fags like @JimiHendrix and new fags like @JimJimJim it takes all kinds of Autistic fucks to make this Vortex keep spiraling down and out. Big ups to all of you and cheers to 2022.

this is the only message i got on new years and i will cherish it 4ever.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I'm willing to bet Phil just texts any delivery person that bothers to come to the door to just leave it there and get the fuck out, never coming to meet them face to face - thus, this would never happen. Even if the delivery person insists on having him come out, i.e. to show ID for an alcohol purchase, he'd just get the horse to do it instead.

There is no fucking way this hog waddles to the front door until he's fully convinced the DoorDash driver has already departed out of the front gates entirely. Necessary precaution to protect the family, dood.

Khet couldn't be fucked to pick up a package when it arrived. She did the "Oi fatty! Amazon left some new crap for you on the porch, better pick it up before it gets soaked I'm going to play Witcher 3 so you better leave me the fuck alone until the DoorDash is here".

So unless the booze is for her as well I'm not sure she'll pick it up for him.

Why doesn't he just keep a bunch of frozen, prepackaged dinners in his freezer for moments like this. Putting something in the microwave is just as little work as ordering doordash. Phil has some kind of severe inability to plan ahead or even imagine the future. And I don't mean the long-term future, I mean he can't even plan a day in advance.

Phil has about the same skill at planning for the future (anything more than 1 hour away) as a hungry Labrador.

Last stream of the year status:

Total tip: $200

Top tip: Jaxx Cuxor with his car payment money $100

188 people watching, $200 tip

Crowdfunding my ass

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Jesus YouTube fucked up again (sigh). That number can't be real though, as DSPGaming has gained THOUSANDS of new subscribers. And not just people that sub and then leave, but subs that stick around and talk in chat and engage with the Videos On Demand with likes and comments.

I'm quite sure that the real number is more like 500-700 positive mature intelligent employed people that enjoys SF2, as those types tend to do.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Phil knows his dad is successful and better than him at things he could easily learn to be better at too... So Phil's dad is obviously a mentally ill morahn detractor who has book smarts not street smarts.

Phil is instantly angry at anyone who is better than him or more successful lol.

i forgot to add that Phil's dad got him the job at the helicopter factory. And Phil destroyed his dad's credibility as a reward for him being so nice.

 

[cat2770]

This is the year Phil will become a 40 year old lol cow beggar. And I bet the new resolution is just gonna be 50+ tip goal stretch.