Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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SteveGoatman said:
I think it's just that one (and I believe multiple bars in Spokane...and multiple homeless shelters at least for short times...and the apartment rental lists...and his family members' homes...). I would imagine it's hard to do any kind of multi-location ban across Starbucks locations and be able to enforce it unless it's an extreme situation. But who knows, they may have put on paper that they're "banning" him from that location and every other one under the sun and hope that would be enough to keep him away.
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I had a chat with someone I know in management at Starbucks here in Canuckistan and at least here in the event of making an employee feel unsafe enough, stalking an employee, sexually or physically assaulting an employee, or threatening an employee with lethal force Starbucks policy is a district ban. This would ban him from a multitude of locations. This is because internally Starbucks likes to have all their employees available to all other locations in their district in the event something goes wrong at one location they can avoid layoffs, or in the event of being understaffed they can draw from other locations.

That said, only a store, district, or regional manager could see the ban, and it would need to overlap with his district.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
I vote "Oliver munched his eggroll" as the thread catechism.
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Unintentional comedic genius to have that the focal point of that particular image.

Lucas has added to the story, and I'm bored af, so I may hop on again to do some more reading.

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lucas Werner is a fucking retard.
 
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Maxxicus Callahan said:
I like how he is using Ricky from Trailer Park Boys to portray Oliver Dingle Dangle
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Its even better when you realize that in addition to that, its clearly a self insert for lucas....so he is basically saying he's an irl ricky. Considering how stupid ricky is it really shows how stupid lucas is to do something like that. I'm also surprised lucas hasn't tried to play the vodka in the water bottle trick to sit in the park getting wasted, back when he had money

Then again he'd probably end up like this in the park
 
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klickitat said:
blackpowder and dynamite
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as mentioned earlier by someone much faster than me :biggrin: black powder has nothing to do with dynamite. it also takes a very long time to make black powder by hand if you aren't familiar with the process or don't have access to industrial chemical equipment, and he completely missed the manufacturing processes involved for both black powder or nitroglycerin (or the various nitric acids and ethanols involved to make other required components).

having worked with explosives for a very long time, the difficulty comes not from manufacturing it, but controlling it.

Twrx said:
You don't clear a area with dynamite. You do it with detcord.
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admittedly, a quarter stick of TNT is pretty common for large stumps or sometimes dangerous boulders that can't be accessed with earth movers. how much you want to bet Lucas thinks TNT and dynamite are the same thing?

37yearolddickrightnow said:
Lucas Werner is a fucking retard.
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...does Lucas somehow think that other countries don't exist? maybe he's a bit too limited to understand geopolitics or global economics. or really anything past middle school algebra.

Twrx said:
It's not the fedora on your head that matters, but the fedora on your heart. This old post from his Facebook proves it
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it'll never be not funny how he abuses filters to remove his eyebrows and clay-mation his entire head like a wilted cheese ball.
 
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Club Sandwich said:
as mentioned earlier by someone much faster than me :biggrin: black powder has nothing to do with dynamite. it also takes a very long time to make black powder by hand if you aren't familiar with the process or don't have access to industrial chemical equipment, and he completely missed the manufacturing processes involved for both black powder or nitroglycerin (or the various nitric acids and ethanols involved to make other required components).

having worked with explosives for a very long time, the difficulty comes not from manufacturing it, but controlling it.


admittedly, a quarter stick of TNT is pretty common for large stumps or sometimes dangerous boulders that can't be accessed with earth movers. how much you want to bet Lucas thinks TNT and dynamite are the same thing?
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Lucas go boom in Mallon place. Hammer and sickle comrade.
 
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Twrx said:
It's not the fedora on your head that matters, but the fedora on your heart. This old post from his Facebook proves it View attachment 2850541
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Horrifying picture. Also, what the hell does the first sentence mean? I'm assuming he means that (in his insane mind) he's looking good/pulled together/sexy because he shaved...but "steal back all the juicy womb"? I'm struggling to decode that.
 
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Club Sandwich said:
as mentioned earlier by someone much faster than me :biggrin: black powder has nothing to do with dynamite. it also takes a very long time to make black powder by hand if you aren't familiar with the process or don't have access to industrial chemical equipment, and he completely missed the manufacturing processes involved for both black powder or nitroglycerin (or the various nitric acids and ethanols involved to make other required components).

having worked with explosives for a very long time, the difficulty comes not from manufacturing it, but controlling it.


admittedly, a quarter stick of TNT is pretty common for large stumps or sometimes dangerous boulders that can't be accessed with earth movers. how much you want to bet Lucas thinks TNT and dynamite are the same thing?
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He probably thinks it all works the way Wile E. Coyote used it.

The bizarre math is probably best in this one:

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This is like one of the fever dream math problems people make jokes about.
 
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SteveGoatman said:
Horrifying picture. Also, what the hell does the first sentence mean? I'm assuming he means that (in his insane mind) he's looking good/pulled together/sexy because he shaved...but "steal back all the juicy womb"? I'm struggling to decode that.
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In the Creeps rutting animal deluded brain the young men have stolen the young women(juicy wombs) away from him. Now that he is "looking good" he is going to steal the juicy womb back from the young men.
 
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klickitat said:
1. "Unkie Wern".
2. The fuck is this?
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I really don't understand Lucas' obsession with this free food anarchy stuff. He already gets free food from the welfare state, it's been said before but it's very funny and pathetic that he's out here advocating anarchy when he's so completely dependent on the government teat to survive. I think he just hates cops because they're the ones who kick him out of the places he's banned from. His anarchism stuff almost always mentions firing all government employees, and usually specifically cops, as the single step necessary to convert a capitalist state-based society into the kind of armed music festival Lucas thinks would be paradise. He thinks the president can fire everyone en masse, cancel future elections and just declare "no more government". By the way a quick Google search shows that the US federal government employs over 2.1 million civilians, and the military over 1.3 million active duty troops, so Lucas is talking about the single largest mass unemployment event in history here. This will "work" (at achieving what isn't clear) because Lucas says it will.

It's not at all clear whether his vision of anarchism includes money, often he will mention a barter economy as if that's some magical solution to everything and not just less efficient capitalism. In any event there will be no government and no police, i.e. no state monopoly on violence to enforce the property rights of the average citizen. Lucas has indicated that in this future every citizen will have to carry a gun to protect their own property, which again is just the existing system but worse, making violence the purview of untrained and unaccountable civilians instead of professionals overseen by an elected government. We have a direct example of why this doesn't work in CHAZ, where the anarcho-communist "security" comrades shot that joyriding 14 y.o. black kid.

Even in this very post, Lucas brings up and then doesn't resolve this problem. He says the Grub Hub drivers have to start carrying guns to defend themselves. Is that really the extent of his solution? These extremely low-level gig economy workers have to pay for their own weapons? I'd imagine the price of guns and ammo would skyrocket too if suddenly there were no police and everyone had to fend for themselves. So Grub Hub still exists, gig economy food delivery jobs still exist, the only difference is that the workers are now in charge of their own security and can no longer rely on professional law enforcement, a court system, or anything other than being faster on the draw than their robber. And what if Grub Hub itself fucks them over and steals their wages? If they have no government to enforce their contract with their employer, what is their recourse, just to shoot up corporate HQ? This sounds a lot more like dystopian anarcho-capitalism than utopian anarcho-communism Werner, you can't just hand-wave it away with "trust me it will work".
 
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