Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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He truly is just a fedora away from completing the entire “cringeworthy, edgy atheist neck beard” bingo card. View attachment 2850037
Aside his other flaws, we've found now his starving animal like relationship to food, is ... sexual too.

This fucking FREAK jerks off to people eating, probably while eating himself. I'm really at a loss this is the most piggy piggy, pig thing some Baron Harkonn kind shit. Lucas is like some kinda, De Sade, but with chain restaurants over, whips and chains.

What I really got a good chuckle out of is the pizza meme about everyone gets one, first of all, this fat fuck at the whole pizza himself. Great way to show communism by being in a community of poor people and gorging yourself. But let's pretend some sort of law happens like that, value will still exist. A nice condo in Florida, will be for a doctor, while some ratty old shot gun home in the bayou will be for the everyman. Homes are not equal, nor are they able to be as many have different, needs or wants, many people don't WANT to own. Those who are work travelers, unhappy with area, relocate every few years for work/personal etc.

Everything about Lucas is me me me his commie and anti christan stuff, is just a ploy to get what he wants then some how punish the rest of the male society so no matter what he's literally top male dog and figuring girls will want him. It's painfully easy to see through but he thinks he's so slick. You know what's slick? That greasy fucking hair, looks like our little lukey despite being housed again won't shower. What a stinky boy Lucas is, much like his childhood and why he had no friends he was a stinky little boy, and now a stinky old man.

Good luck making it to 23 Pukas, and if you do, we're all going to be here laughing at you.
 
Sadly when I went to cap it in the app the comment was gone but...

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Horrifying picture. Also, what the hell does the first sentence mean? I'm assuming he means that (in his insane mind) he's looking good/pulled together/sexy because he shaved...but "steal back all the juicy womb"? I'm struggling to decode that.
He's been obessed with the word juicy for God knows how long. Hasn't used it in ages.

 
Him likening his perfect communist utopia to a music festival is so stereotypical Lucas. Always so preoccupied with parties. He's never been envited and nobody ever tells him where it's at, so he wants the entire country to be a party atmosphere so he's always envited and always knows where it is by default.
On that note lucas must have been infuriated at everyone else having new years parties for y2k back in 1999 and not getting invited

neutral grandpa said:
so Lucas thinks ricky from trailer park boys is someone to emulate? A brain dead, unemployed loser whos constantly in and out of jail, thats who you want representing your insane beliefs
The worst part is that even ricky has friends, a woman, a kid, a car, his own trailer, support from his father and does work at times, including making his own money selling drugs. Lucas is a bigger failure than ricky on literally every level
 
so Lucas thinks ricky from trailer park boys is someone to emulate? A brain dead, unemployed loser whos constantly in and out of jail, thats who you want representing your insane beliefs
I like how that clip of Ricky playing space with the boys and launching the toy rocket is now how I imagine dingle dangle launches Delaware’s garbage into the moon after clearing the forest with dynamite for Dangle Solar
 
I like how that clip of Ricky playing space with the boys and launching the toy rocket is now how I imagine dingle dangle launches Delaware’s garbage into the moon after clearing the forest with dynamite for Dangle Solar
Same episode: "Does the Tin Man have a sheet metal cock?"
 
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