Musicians that are also Lolcows?

[Idiot Asshole]

I only came to this thread, to echo this. In case anyone has missed the wonderful youtube opinion show What Would Jello Do?, listen to his reaction to Rittenhouse being found not guilty:

My favorite episodes of his are the ones where he, a 50+ y.o. man, jumped on his bed and thrashed around screaming "why are people so fucking stupid" after Trump was elected and the one where he pulled a box of random magazines from the past 40 years out and extrapolated the most far-right interpretations just from their covers, thus proving that the media were far-right propagandists and therefore Trump claiming the media is propaganda is dangerous.

Note how just 30 seconds in he parrots the media lie that he Capital Gazette shooting was by a media-hating Trumptard and not a guy with a personal vendetta like in reality, despite the whole video being about how the media lies
Suffice to say he's a complete idiot and always has been; even when in the Dead Kennedys. If you go back and read their lyrics you'll realize that they're not just idiotic, they're obviously idiotic. His obfuscated it with his confidence and flamboyance, but as he's grown older that flamboyance has worn away revealing him as nothing more than a petty, smug idiot who hasn't changed in almost half a century.

 

[unsuspecting persons]

Living: Kanye, debatably

Kanye's far from a cow. At least I think so.

I mean the guy gets his porn from reddit. I don't think that's cow behavior. https://twitter.com/oscos/status/1459019255169662978

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Peter Griffin once said..."Do not read about the individual members of 'The Mamas and the Papas.' Worst mistake of my life."

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Nina Hagen has been a card carrying lolcow since DAY ONE, no tricks, no games.

She has literally backed herself into a corner, all of the Normies hate her because she believes Corona is about state control (keep in mind she was smuggled out of the DDR in 1979 and her first three big hits belong to a country that no longer exists) and the gays hate her because she's vaguely anti troon. She gave money to a womens charity that also helps detransitioning, imagine!

Outside of Germany she is known for music, but inside Germany she is known mostly for going HAM on talk shows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI8Qj7Umz4E

Aside from music she is passionate about UFOs and Jesus.

Is she - dare I say it - based?

 

[Orange Rhymer]

My favorite episodes of his are the ones where he, a 50+ y.o. man, jumped on his bed and thrashed around screaming "why are people so fucking stupid" after Trump was elected and the one where he pulled a box of random magazines from the past 40 years out and extrapolated the most far-right interpretations just from their covers, thus proving that the media were far-right propagandists and therefore Trump claiming the media is propaganda is dangerous.

Note how just 30 seconds in he parrots the media lie that he Capital Gazette shooting was by a media-hating Trumptard and not a guy with a personal vendetta like in reality, despite the whole video being about how the media lies
Suffice to say he's a complete idiot and always has been; even when in the Dead Kennedys. If you go back and read their lyrics you'll realize that they're not just idiotic, they're obviously idiotic. His obfuscated it with his confidence and flamboyance, but as he's grown older that flamboyance has worn away revealing him as nothing more than a petty, smug idiot who hasn't changed in almost half a century.

Jello? Hypocritical and Dead Nuts Wrong?

Remember when he went crazy over Harvey Milk? Maybe to troll the neocons?

Who Is Harvey Milk? His Controversy With Underage Boys Explained - Pedophilia Charges - Wiki

Some netizens have been angry after a few people claimed that Harvey Milk had pedophilia. Continue reading to know about the controversy.Politician Harvey

www.wiki.ng

I guess child rape is funny to Jello.

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

Yngwie Malmsteen must be very close to lolcow material.
The man is autistic as fuck and has a sperg"ego" like no other.
Was seen as a wonderchild as he had his breakthrough but has pretty much been a dissapointment ever since (because of his lolcowish ego that makes him absolutely impossible to work with and allso prevents him from understanding what his audience wants/wanted)

This is a classic Yngwie moment, Yngwie and the band is drunk on a plane when he starts to rant racist stuff, a woman takes offence and pours her drink over him wich leads to this (secretly recorded by another bandmember :

Yngwie Malmsteen - You unleashed the fucking fury

Yngwie screaming at a woman on an airplane to Tokyo.

www.youtube.com

"You have unleashed the focking fury"
"if she wants a war i will give her a focking war"

Classic material at this point!

 

[All Cops Are Based]

My favorite episodes of his are the ones where he, a 50+ y.o. man, jumped on his bed and thrashed around screaming "why are people so fucking stupid" after Trump was elected and the one where he pulled a box of random magazines from the past 40 years out and extrapolated the most far-right interpretations just from their covers, thus proving that the media were far-right propagandists and therefore Trump claiming the media is propaganda is dangerous.

Note how just 30 seconds in he parrots the media lie that he Capital Gazette shooting was by a media-hating Trumptard and not a guy with a personal vendetta like in reality, despite the whole video being about how the media lies
Suffice to say he's a complete idiot and always has been; even when in the Dead Kennedys. If you go back and read their lyrics you'll realize that they're not just idiotic, they're obviously idiotic. His obfuscated it with his confidence and flamboyance, but as he's grown older that flamboyance has worn away revealing him as nothing more than a petty, smug idiot who hasn't changed in almost half a century.

It's a little bit whitepilling seeing this talentless has-been flailing away on youtube and getting less subs & likes than some minor reaction channels run by people a quarter of his age. Without knowing who DK were this guy is just every boomer with an internet connection and an opinion.

 

[Dokutsuga]

Varg Vikernes. Black metal singer who killed his bandmate (supposedly in self defense), burned down medieval churches, and is now a neo-nazi vlogger and amateur RPG developer.

Geezus

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Geezus

Weird way of saying 'strangely based'.

 

[Xolanite]

Does Lil Boosie/Torrence Hatch count? Tervin, in his first restream of Thuggin it and lovin it had some words about him being a sleezeball.

• Allegedly paid a teenager to kill Nussie, a “rival” rapper also from Baton Rouge
• constantly added time to his jail sentence for drug possession
• paid women to have sex with his underage son
• Appropriated a fraternity’s logo/colors (which apparently is a big Nono, and he got beaten up for it)
• Cursed god’s name (if you care about stuff like that) because he was eating unhealthy (he’s a diabetic).

theres also this:

Baton Rouge rapper Boosie arrested after allegedly damaging property at Altanta concert

Police arrested Baton Rouge rapper Boosie Badazz, also known as Lil Boosie, in Atlanta on accusations of property damage at a concert, the Atlanta Journal-Constitution reports.

www.theadvocate.com

Baton Rouge rapper Boosie arrested after allegedly damaging property …

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[Meat Target]

Frank Zappa named his kids "Dweezle" and "Moon Unit". I'd say that's pretty cowish.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

Not really enough references to Morrissey, in my opinion. Total drama queen.

 

[tehpope]

Frank Zappa named his kids "Dweezle" and "Moon Unit". I'd say that's pretty cowish.

I don't think Zappa was a lolcow. Ecentric dude no doubt. Also an asshole and libertarian. He might have become one if Cancer didn't kill him.

 

[Anal Eclipse]

Chris Barnes, the former vocalist for Cannibal Corpse and weed connoisseur, is tard raging about how death metal is crap nowadays. I admit I like Barnes as a vocalist more than Fisher but his EEEEEEEE growls are so cringy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlw77SEQX58

 

[Megaroad 2012]

I don't think Zappa was a lolcow. Ecentric dude no doubt. Also an asshole and libertarian. He might have become one if Cancer didn't kill him.

That Alex Winters documentary on him was pretty good. Wish it was a bit longer though.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Tiny Tim needs to be mentioned more.

He wore adult diapers and would change them constantly throughout the day. He wasn’t incontinent, but was incredibly germophobic and most likely on the spectrum. He’d take up to 8 showers a day, would walk around with upwards of $4000 stuffed inside one of his shoes. He was attracted to teenage girls, allegedly never fucked one but it’s been said by women who did sleep with him he could only last a couple seconds before finishing.

Guy was a real weirdo. His interviews with Howard Stern in the mid 90s you can find easily enough on YouTube showcase a lot of it. Like most autists he had no filter and was pretty forthright about everything

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Tiny Tim needs to be mentioned more.

He wore adult diapers and would change them constantly throughout the day. He wasn’t incontinent, but was incredibly germophobic and most likely on the spectrum. He’d take up to 8 showers a day, would walk around with upwards of $4000 stuffed inside one of his shoes. He was attracted to teenage girls, allegedly never fucked one but it’s been said by women who did sleep with him he could only last a couple seconds before finishing.

Guy was a real weirdo. His interviews with Howard Stern in the mid 90s you can find easily enough on YouTube showcase a lot of it. Like most autists he had no filter and was pretty forthright about everything

Maybe link?

 

[Broseph]

Chris Barnes, the former vocalist for Cannibal Corpse and weed connoisseur, is tard raging about how death metal is crap nowadays. I admit I like Barnes as a vocalist more than Fisher but his EEEEEEEE growls are so cringy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlw77SEQX58

I would say that anyone who's into death metal is a lolcow by association since death metal has got to be the most autistic music genre ever, besides mumble rap.

 

[Mojo Thief]

Surprised I haven't seen anyone mention Tim Lambesis of As I Lay Dying. He'd border on Horrorcow if he weren't so hilariously moronic.

For those of you who don't know As I Lay Dying, they were a big name in metalcore in the 2000s. They headlined tours alongside the likes of Killswitch Engaged and such. Lambesis is the band's frontman, and part of the reason why the band got so big is because the members were all ostensibly Christians.

Over the course of the band's career, Tim got into bodybuilding and covered himself in tattoos. He also started doing steroids, which would explain some of the bad behavior I'm going to discuss next.

In 2013, Lambesis' wife filed for divorce, and this pissed him off so much he decided to hire a hitman to kill her. Fortunately, Lambesis is a retard and didn't vet the "hitman" or take any steps to anonymize himself, because the so-called "hitman" was actually an undercover cop.

Tim got arrested in a Barnes & Noble shortly thereafter. During the trial, it was revealed that he sourced his assassin from an employee at his favorite gym. Said employee then contacted the police to set up a honeypot for Lambesis. He also took the time to disparage the other members of As I Lay Dying, saying they were all secretly atheists. Needless to say, his stupidity earned him a sentence of 6 years in prison, and the other band members bailed.

Since his release from prison in 2017, he managed to reunite the band (probably because they needed the money) and hasn't really done anything lulzy, besides setting himself on fire while starting a bonfire in 2020.

As I Lay Dying is still tarnished by its association with his retarded ass and they're probably never going to recover. I only feel bad for the other members who didn't do anything to deserve it, but at least the guitarist, Nick Hipa, has moved on to greener pastures.

 

[Ron Jeremy Stan Account]

Surprised I haven't seen anyone mention Tim Lambesis of As I Lay Dying. He'd border on Horrorcow if he weren't so hilariously moronic.

For those of you who don't know As I Lay Dying, they were a big name in metalcore in the 2000s. They headlined tours alongside the likes of Killswitch Engaged and such. Lambesis is the band's frontman, and part of the reason why the band got so big is because the members were all ostensibly Christians.

Over the course of the band's career, Tim got into bodybuilding and covered himself in tattoos. He also started doing steroids, which would explain some of the bad behavior I'm going to discuss next.

In 2013, Lambesis' wife filed for divorce, and this pissed him off so much he decided to hire a hitman to kill her. Fortunately, Lambesis is a retard and didn't vet the "hitman" or take any steps to anonymize himself, because the so-called "hitman" was actually an undercover cop.

Tim got arrested in a Barnes & Noble shortly thereafter. During the trial, it was revealed that he sourced his assassin from an employee at his favorite gym. Said employee then contacted the police to set up a honeypot for Lambesis. He also took the time to disparage the other members of As I Lay Dying, saying they were all secretly atheists. Needless to say, his stupidity earned him a sentence of 6 years in prison, and the other band members bailed.

Since his release from prison in 2017, he managed to reunite the band (probably because they needed the money) and hasn't really done anything lulzy, besides setting himself on fire while starting a bonfire in 2020.

As I Lay Dying is still tarnished by its association with his retarded ass and they're probably never going to recover. I only feel bad for the other members who didn't do anything to deserve it, but at least the guitarist, Nick Hipa, has moved on to greener pastures.

He's actually covered in this video from YouTube which discusses evil musicians, including the obligatory Varg, Gary Glitter, and Ian Watkins:

 

[Orange Rhymer]

He's actually covered in this video from YouTube which discusses evil musicians, including the obligatory Varg, Gary Glitter, and Ian Watkins:

Pathetic. 2 of the 'worst musicians' didn't do anything.
Varg allegedly participated in church arson. That happened at Notre Dame last year and no one gave a shit.
Self Defense - with no witnesses.
Possession of naughty stuff- victimless crime.
&
Manson killed no one - his followers did.

Still, I'm impressed that a Brit denounced CP and child rape. In CY, I would expect otherwise...