Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

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  • Ethan Klein

    Votes: 293 3.9%
  • Sam Hyde

    Votes: 7,180 96.1%

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From what I remember, Ethan admits that sex is entirely Hila on top. I'd say hopefully she's at least getting some pleasure out of it but with his soft cock, that's unlikely.
Why does he admit these things? I mean, I know, he's a loudmouth with no filter that lacks social awareness but it's so embarrassing.

I'd like the father to be Hasan. I know the timeline wouldn't work but there'd be something hilarious about Ethan getting cucked by a Muslim "bull" in nail polish and pearl necklaces who spends most of his time whining on Twitch.
 
Why does he admit these things? I mean, I know, he's a loudmouth with no filter that lacks social awareness but it's so embarrassing.

I'd like the father to be Hasan. I know the timeline wouldn't work but there'd be something hilarious about Ethan getting cucked by a Muslim "bull" in nail polish and pearl necklaces who spends most of his time whining on Twitch.
There's no way Hasan is fucking Mr Ed
 
re: Ethan and Hila's second son, he was conceived through artificial insemination of Ethan's sperm into Hila's uterus via a fertility clinic and Hila was also doing some sort of fertility treatment that involved big painful injections on a regular basis. He wasn't conceived through direct fucking because that wasn't working out.

So it's actually scarier than you think; these two went out of their way to conceive another child with the two of them even when nature said no. I honestly have no idea why, especially since Ethan these days spends most of his time crying or rage-scrolling through Twitter or Reddit instead of with his family.
 
He mentioned on the podcast their youngest son, Teddy, who their clothing line was named after (or maybe the other way around) took a while to conceive. From what I remember, Ethan admits that sex is entirely Hila on top. I'd say hopefully she's at least getting some pleasure out of it but with his soft cock, that's unlikely.

Whatever the new kid is named, you can bet they'll also be a brand.
That explains it. She is pretending to fuck him, hiding the lack of penetration by being situated behind the blubber.
This just confirms the theory that it aint Ethan's baby.


re: Ethan and Hila's second son, he was conceived through artificial insemination of Ethan's sperm into Hila's uterus via a fertility clinic and Hila was also doing some sort of fertility treatment that involved big painful injections on a regular basis. He wasn't conceived through direct fucking because that wasn't working out.

So it's actually scarier than you think; these two went out of their way to conceive another child with the two of them even when nature said no. I honestly have no idea why, especially since Ethan these days spends most of his time crying or rage-scrolling through Twitter or Reddit instead of with his family.

Life finds a way. Some animals will adapt, changing sex or finding ways to reproduce asexually to make up for the lack of viable partners.
You'd expect Ethan to take the fucking hint when even Life tells him to fuck off.
 
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Life finds a way. Some animals will adapt, changing sex or finding ways to reproduce asexually to make up for the lack of viable partners.
You'd expect Ethan to take the fucking hint when even Life tells him to fuck off.

Yeah pretty much this. We've been cursed with his genetics twice and it was barely even allowed the second time.

Jokes aside, the kids might turn out fine but even if Hila and her family fully take the reigns on raising them, having an absentee father who cares about internet beef more than his own kids probably won't be great for their development.
 
re: Ethan and Hila's second son, he was conceived through artificial insemination of Ethan's sperm into Hila's uterus via a fertility clinic and Hila was also doing some sort of fertility treatment that involved big painful injections on a regular basis. He wasn't conceived through direct fucking because that wasn't working out.

So it's actually scarier than you think; these two went out of their way to conceive another child with the two of them even when nature said no. I honestly have no idea why, especially since Ethan these days spends most of his time crying or rage-scrolling through Twitter or Reddit instead of with his family.
This is a crime against god, nature, and all things good.

The absolute sadness of his life. What the fuck have you become when you can't even get hard to fuck your wife you have to fucking turkey baster your nut just to have a child.

I think the only thing keeping him alive is anger. Cause I know id eat a shotgun living in his shoes for more than a few hours.
 
Don't forget the Klein's are good friends with porn producer Greg Lansky owner of the website Blacked so there's a good chance Hila has been involved in a 40 felon gang bang.
Wait a second, was Lansky actually featured on the podcast? My god these people have sunken below the bottom of the barrel.
 
You are close.

When Matt Hoss first filed the lawsuit Ethan and Hila retained some local high dollar attorney. This was when they started the "Fupa Fund", with the entire premise being that it would be used not only for them, but to support other YouTubers wrapped up in frivolous lawsuits. They garnered donations from both viewers and other YouTubers to this fund. Soon after, some high-profile youtuber attorney, I think Myers, took over and comped or mostly comped their lawsuit. They mentioned this in one video which was quickly deleted. They continued pushing the Fupa fund afterwards, with the same premise that it would be a pool of money that they would dole out to folks in need. At this time, based on Ethan's own statements, his lawsuit was paid for, other than whatever costs he incurred with the first attorney and some trivial fees from the new attorney. Based on what little we know I would guess a couple $10k, $40k at very, very most. My personal opinion is that the entire thing cost them less than $10k out of pocket, and I'm very well versed in these types of lawsuits. Even if it weren't comped, this is a $60-70k situation, which still would not have fully drained the fund as they claimed.

Then, almost immediately after that lawsuit, they bought a mini-mcmansion in LA and a Tesla P100D.

I still don't see how this isn't fraud. It absolutely is in my state. I don't know if they processed Fupa funds through their own company or a shill LLC/501c or where it would be located, but you can't collect donations under the guise that it's for public use and then drain it. It's still fucking shocking to me how little blowback there was and is about this particular situation. Say what you want about the other dumb shit like fucking over the fat youtuber who got them off the ground and hired Hila in New York, I mean shitty but on some level part of business. However this Fupa situation is bonkers, and his more recent response to it last year was total bullshit.... And still no one here even picked up on the severity. At BEST they used Fupa to pay for any and all lawsuit "costs" (I use that term lightly) shit like hotel rooms, entertainment, food, rental cars, frivolous bullshit costs. At worst they literally just took that money and used it for a down payment on that first LA house and a Tesla. Either way, the right thing to do would be to have someone trustworthy start a new fupa and donate back the missing money with interest.

To this day, one youtuber was helped with Fupa fund and it was some absolutely trivial thing like fighting a dmca claim. Not even an actual lawsuit. That money went somewhere, and he's never directly addressed it or said where it went. He always diverts with "how much he's helped the community" which to me, shows they blew it on personal bullshit and this is his own justification for sleeping at night.

I don't follow drama much lately, just curious if there is anything new with the fupa fund fraud foundation
 
I dont like Ethan at all, but this argument is just stupid.
You can change your opinion on people/issues - thats called personal growth. Sometimes its for the better, sometimes for the worse, like now.

Using this tweet as an argument is just lazy, considering the material out there.
It's low hanging yeah, but you know ethan is still upset he was totally ignored by Joe. Joe has interesting people on (and his friends, like A LOT of his unfunny uninteresting friends), what the fuck with the greasy jew add? What would he be willing to talk about that would be interesting? He knows that, and it stings. When he thinks about rogan, he's jealous of his platform/reach/clout.. but he's reminded he isn't interesting enough to be on his show, and he will never have that level of clout to swing around.
 
Ethan has the most punchable face I've ever seen. He needs to get his ass beat. Imagine if he said the shit he says on twitter to peoples faces?
I don't like to condone things like physical fights, bullying, etc, but ...

Some people really do need to be popped one. Ethan is one of those people. I hope that one day he finally crosses the wrong dude in person.
 
when they ultimately wind up sick and bedridden
it’s not the plague dude. youre speaking as if everyone will get covid at some point and be on a ventilator. if that was the case you’d see people choking for air and dying on the street
Whether you believe in the efficiency of the vaccine or not, that shit is either selfish
don’t care, expecting everyone around you to give that much of a shit about your health and change their lifestyle for YOU is more selfish
they'll scream about the "Evils of big pharma", between gulping more pills and shit than the average crackhead rifling through a senior citizens medical cabinet.
so? who gives a shit? it’s their personal choice if they want to load up on some chemicals or none
say what you will about fat fuckers, but at least they arent contagious,
children with obese parents have a high chance of becoming obese themselves from a young age so yes it is contagious
 
And regarding vaccine hesitancy - I'm not against vaccines myself, but I can only recommend that you listen to the episode with Dr. Sanjay Gupta, a talking head of CNN. Gupta wasn't very convincing and Rogan made some points, which are objective facts. Two of the top of my head:
- there is no data on the long term effects of vaccines (it's been only a what? year?)
- almost everybody is focused on prevention and not treatment, which is fucking retarded. If you are already sick, a vaccine is not going to help you.
I’d also recommend the episodes with Peter McCullough and Robert Malone. Loads of good information on COVID treatment from experts in their fields.
 
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Jimmy Dore put out a video on Ethan Klein. It's gotten over 100k views in 7 hours.


He hasn't tweeted anything today so I assume he's pissed and/or trying to find a way to sue Dore.
It's always funny to hear people talk about Cows that they are only now getting introduced to. "People of Obesity P-O-O". got me good though. Pretty solid takeodown, I love how you can hear the other dude admitting he liked Ethan, "..then he got big and started a podcast" and wants to say became shitty but can't come so outright to say it.

a picture is worth a thousand words though:
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The ending bit is the perfect summary of Ethan's decline:
 
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