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Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
I'm preaching to the choir but that's literally just the AGP. All trannies are like that. They can't seem to decide if women are cockhungry sluts or are uwu blushing virgin anime girls. You ever notice how fast they are to start "getting into" "sex work" despite the fact that there is no real demand for sweaty genderbeasts outside of other genderbeasts circlejerking with their dole money? Or Pansy Fagotte type degens. If you lurk on troon twitter you will see so many "freshly out" "trans girls" who immediately start talking about getting into sex work.
As for Kevie, considering what we sadly know about how virginal he truly is (doesnt like anal, has never been tied up) plus how fucking AGP and narcissistic he is it's pretty clear that his whole sexuality is very much inwardly focused. He's not really gay, he's not really straight, he's not really bi, he's autogynokevinsexual. He calls himself a slut because he gets off on the idea of being a slut. He thinks women are sluts and he gets off on turning into a woman so he MUST be a slut.
This is probably nothing, but I don't really know why this caught my attention. View attachment 2053815View attachment 2053829View attachment 2053830
I was curious what Kevin was reading, so I matched the color coding of the letters on the spine and found it matched to this book.
The classic guide to love, sex, and intimacy beyond the limits of conventional monogamy has been fully updated to reflect today’s modern attitudes and the latest information on nontraditional relationships.
“One of the most useful relationship books you could ever read, no matter what your lifestyle choices. It’s chock-full of great information about communication, jealousy, asking for what you want, and maintaining a relationship with integrity.”—Annie Sprinkle, PhD, sexologist and author of Dr. Sprinkle’s Spectacular Sex
For 20 years The Ethical Slut—widely known as the “Poly Bible”—has dispelled myths and showed curious readers how to maintain a successful polyamorous lifestyle through open communication, emotional honesty, and safer sex practices. The third edition of this timeless guide to the ethics of relationships, communication, and sex has been revised to include:
• Interviews with poly millennials (young people who have grown up without the prejudices their elders encountered regarding gender, orientation, sexuality, and relationships)
• Tributes to polyamory pioneers
• Tools for conflict resolution and instructions on how to improve interpersonal dynamics
• New sidebars on topics such as asexuality, sex workers, LGBTQ terminology, and ways polys can connect and thrive
The authors also include new content addressing nontraditional relationships beyond the polyamorous paradigm of “more than two”: couples who don't live together, couples who don't have sex with each other, nonparallel arrangements, couples with widely divergent sex styles, power disparities, and cross-orientation relationships, while utilizing nonbinary gender language and new terms that have come into common usage since the last edition.
It's a book about polyamory how to handle an open relationship. I know it says it covers all sorts of non traditional relationships, but I don't know if the author intended, "several castrated dudes on a ranch with no sex drive" as a type of functional relationship. I wonder does Kevin really need a book about how to prevent Penny from being insecure about all the sex he doesn't have with Wedge?
Oh, never mind this book is perfect for Kevin's current situation.
Damn I take it back this book is good. It even covers Kevin's relationship with Mode.
Some social justice types would refer to the book The Ethical Slut, which defines a slut as "a person of any gender who has the courage to lead life according to the radical proposition that sex is nice and pleasure is good for you".
However despite the title it's not coombait and doesn't have any HNFFFF pictures so I doubt Kevin has read it.
Well, he’s had it a while, and I agree he’s probably never read it. Like all of the rest of the books that he’s shown off once on Twitter. Still probably stuck behind the dusty dinosaurs and dog hair covered Funko pops. I don’t trust anyone who has a couple of shelves of books where none of them have cracked spines.
(Have just realised it was found on the first sighting of the Unicron, which tickles me!)
Kevin's getting pit bull puppies from his friend who breeds pit bulls? Cause breedin' em is too a real job? WHITE TRASH BINGO ACHIEVED
Bonus points for having a random tv on the floor and the the lint (?) everywhere.
The unluckiest of serf-caste troons will be forced to battle the murder-dog with tridents while Penny watches them from the pallet pile like a sweaty, estrogenated Trajan!
I actually like pit bulls. She looks so cute, she should be running about in a yard somewhere, not a dusty, alpaca-poop abyssal plane. They're letting her jump and egging her on, not good training for a powerful breed like that. The breed can also be dog-aggressive, so they're going to carefully socialize her with the two great pyrenees right? Right?
Now I'm sad.
Weeby Wedge. Going for that "geisha" look and absolutely murdering it. And raping its lifeless corpse, obviously. Look at that confident gaze and that impish smile - boy doesn't even realize how much he fucked it up. I'm a straight male and don't know anything about good make-up but even I can tell when it's absolutely shit.
Makes me think of when Monica Rial posted pictures of herself as a ginger, and she somehow managed to make herself look like an abomination. People forget that ideas that sound good on paper don't always translate well in reality.
Kevin's getting pit bull puppies from his friend who breeds pit bulls? Cause breedin' em is too a real job? WHITE TRASH BINGO ACHIEVED
Bonus points for having a random tv on the floor and the the lint (?) everywhere.
The unluckiest of serf-caste troons will be forced to battle the murder-dog with tridents while Penny watches them from the pallet pile like a sweaty, estrogenated Trajan!
I actually like pit bulls. She looks so cute, she should be running about in a yard somewhere, not a dusty, alpaca-poop abyssal plane. They're letting her jump and egging her on, not good training for a powerful breed like that. The breed can also be dog-aggressive, so they're going to carefully socialize her with the two great pyrenees right? Right?
Now I'm sad.
According to the advice of professional tardwatchers on Kiwi Farms, this nigger is an autistic manchild with a toy collection. There are so many spergs who do shit like this that it's mentioned in the diagnostic criteria for Hoarding Disorder to disqualify spergs who have a mountain of toys because they're obsessed with Transformers:
Some people with OCD compulsively hoard shit, but Kevin's hoarding isn't like OCD hoarding at all. It's such a retarded take that it sounds like you just looked it up on WebMD. I don't think you did, but that's how bad it is. Here's a bit of the DSM-5 that compares OCD to Hoarding Disorder:
Kevin loves hoarding toys, he's constantly showing them off, his acquisition of toys is absolutely excessive, and he clearly has a genuine desire to possess them. That points in literally the opposite direction of OCD. It doesn't seem like Hoarding Disorder either, because he's not packing his house to the rafters with random bullshit.
He collects specific types of autistic shit because he's autistic. Every other thing you mentioned is adequately explained by autism too. Autism is correlated with troonshit, it's honestly the first thing you should suspect when you see a tranny doing weird shit.
Nice gray hair, Wedge Shit attempt at cultural appropriation though. Not very woke of you!!!!
Speaking of shit, ol' Jen should check his privilege. Not everyone can sit in the middle of a fucking desolate wasteland and avoid human contact, even in their own fucking home with at least two "relationships"
I ran back to this thread as soon as I could because I was excited to see Kevin or Wedge chimp out over Daddy Biden’s new rule about collecting taxes from their ebeg tugboats. Unfortunately that hasn’t happened yet, but I got some goodies to hold us over until then.
Kevin rambling about his polycule [A]
Kevin rambling about favorite weed strains [A]
Kevin had some money on his card so of course he blew it at Target on another Transformer. [A]
They also stopped at Burger King (to the surprise of nobody)
In wake of another furcon being effectively cancelled he urges everyone to buy furry art [A]
At the moment, he is going on about some bs I don’t care about but I know some of you nerds will: [A]
Bonus retweet because it’s cute that Kevin thinks anyone wouldn’t immediately call him sir.
It cracks me up that Kevin sees himself as a “slut.” He’s had what, 2 sexual partners? And I’m being generous and including Wedge. There are Mormons who have had more partners than Kevin.
Way to impose your cishetpatriarchal concepts of "slut" onto a brave non-conformist activist against capitalism. Being a slut is a state of mind, not a practice, bigot.
According to my autistic bookkeeping, last year he begged for just shy of $4000 (this is only including when he specified amounts, there were 7 times where he just begged for money). I'm not so sure that he hits his goal every time (I know sometimes he even surpasses), but I kind of think he def makes a lot of it because of the amount of toys he buys.
Conditional mourning shows how insincere any compassion he might have is. I get not really caring someone died. I have no idea who this "Doug Kuzma" is, and I can't say I'm broken up about his death. But I still recognize him as a man, and that his death is an unfortunate occurrence. There will be those who mourn him. But I have to think this Jen fellow is bitter because he has no one to do the same. Kuzma will be mourned and remembered by those who knew him well in life. The most Jen has is a collection of Twitter followers and maybe the men of the tranch, who share in his lack of compassion (except toward the people they like). I believe Jen will ultimately die unloved and forgotten, if he continues on like this. His legacy being one of self-serving indulgence and hatred toward those more well-loved and well-remembered than him.
Horror film makers have spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on special effects to make monsters that didn't generate a fraction of the terror that Wedge's new look gives. That shit needs a spoiler.
HNFFFF 
