Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Maxxicus Callahan]

I'm not sure how they would expect anarcho communism to play out. No government because anarchy but then everyone somehow just decides to share everything evenly of their own free will or just Lucas's ideas from some of his earlier rants that everyone should just get a free pass at robbing anyone richer than them. So if things actually did work that way everyone would probably try to have slightly below the average amount of money so that they're less of a target. Initially most people would get more money out of it while its still gang robbing billionaires but then over time the bar for getting robbed gets set lower and lower until everyone's homeless and starving after all the fighting ends up destroying all the stuff they're even fighting over and then take it even farther to where anyone fatter than them is free game for cannibalizing.

Anarcho communism seems like it would fit right in as a circle of hell where everyone who feels like the world owes them just for existing gets dropped into with each other with nothing else being done to it and they just make the place into an absolute shithole on their own by just taking that whole idea as far as it can possibly go

What amazes me with Lucas also is how he unironically comes up with the absolute worst interpretation of leftist ideals into what a right wing person would say leftism is, essentially a recipe for the killing fields and gulags bred out by envy and hatred of the winners. There is theory to anarchism and communism. Some would argue it worked well in Catalonia for a little while but the Wern’s anarchism is literally a child’s idea of anarchy to mean looting, violence and destruction instead of society organized along values of community cooperation and worker ownership of the means of production as opposed to state or capitalist coercion. It’s hilarious when Lucas uses big words but just means steal shit and redistribute the teenagers and children to lonely bumcels.

 

[Wernology]

His face looking a little puffy
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Looks like our princess has been crying his crazy lil' eyes out again.

 

[Twrx]

The irony is that Lucas, and most other supporters of ‘Anarcho communism’ I expect, are typical examples of unchecked gluttony and avarice.

If given the opportunity, he would gorge himself to death. He already is, albeit at a slower rate.

It’s times like this I wish Lucas would sit down with someone and attempt to have a civil discussion where he explains his views amid simple challenges of common sense. This, of course, will never happen.

I imagine if his tard bucks could afford it, he'd eat just like Homer in hell. At best you could get 3 minutes of civility out of him.

Homer's Donut Hell

Homer is forced to eat all the donuts in the world.

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[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I've officially decided: The worst thing about Lucas ISN'T his boardgame videos... it's his boardgame videos with some asinine music blasting over them.

Seriously, I don't even watch these vids anymore.

 

[WonderWino]

Is it to or at - like with CWC?

Its real

Just wow with those shades giving me Oliver Dangle slob biker vibes

All I can think of when I see that is that kraut really hit rock bottom this time

 

[Fatal Walter]

He's pretty much melting in the latest video.

 

[Da Dude123]

He is just at that point in life. You tell em, Mr. Dangle! Don't you settle for anything less!

 

[Neko GF]

Lucas's videos over the last couple hours-

Spoiler: Teriyaki Burger Mukbang

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Spoiler: Capitalism Is Cancerous

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Spoiler: No More To Democrats And Republicans

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[Mr Gray]

Tardive dyskenisa? (sp) Some of the antipsycotic drugs cause that.

That could be it, has it popped up recently since he's been medicated/moved to the nursing home? If it's a recent thing since he's moved somewhere he receives medication it would lend more credence to the theory

 

[Twrx]

Seriously?

 

[Burned CDs]

Lucas is getting abusive with his clearly drugged up neighbor again

Gets verbally abusive several times and actually gets to the point of a yell at 10:40

Oh if someone emailed this to mallon and told them he was being abusive to the other residents, and that this video was to get forwarded to a board of health directors. LOL

 

[IceQueen]

It’s really interesting to witness this exchange. It makes it a lot it easier to imagine how his tone and aggressive behaviour could have sparked those past incidents at HOC and other shelters that got him banned.

It’s hard to imagine how he must sound the rare times he talks to women in person. I wonder if he uses this same aggressive speech pattern or not when demanding the other person gets on board with whatever he is saying. That time he was talking to the female hair dresser and the incident with the nurse come to mind except he wasn’t under control with medication.

Edit: that hair dresser story on page 862 is definitely worth checking out.

He is such a dickbag. Literally just SUCH a piece of shit. More proof of how he would be a HORRIBLE husband and father, too.

 

[WonderWino]

He is just at that point in life. You tell em, Mr. Dangle! Don't you settle for anything less!

Lucas just needs a boo? Ok then....

Lucas and Boo

I can just imagine lucas sitting on the floor at the spokane bus depot in full ragman gear, holding a hamster and muttering to it about telomeres, zoomers and bigotry and having the voices on the wind answer back to him through the hamster

 

[SupSilver]

Seriously?
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Top kek, what the fuck does this even mean???

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Top kek, what the fuck does this even mean???

There should be a "What the fuck were you even trying to say" reaction.
I assume he's being negative towards the polo casual ensemble, as if Batman pajamas full of holes situated underneath a swinging gunt is supposed to be some sort of superior fashion statement.
And yes Lucas, capitalism is working in so far as it's making sure you're in the bottom of the totem pole, as intended.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

There should be a "What the fuck were you even trying to say" reaction.
I assume he's being negative towards the polo casual ensemble, as if Batman pajamas full of holes situated underneath a swinging gunt is supposed to be some sort of superior fashion statement.
And yes Lucas, capitalism is working in so far as it's making sure you're in the bottom of the totem pole, as intended.

Yeah, Lucas is really critical of the way everyone else dresses, as if he's some high-style magnate himself.

 

[WonderWino]

Yeah, Lucas is really critical of the way everyone else dresses, as if he's some high-style magnate himself.

It becomes even funnier when you realize that he posts shit like that completely ignorant of the fact that with all his germanic king nonsense from being a werner somebody could easily point out that he should be wearing lederhosen if he is so into his cultural history

I can just imagine lucas wandering around spokane in tattered lederhosen and one of those bavarian hats with that mangy brown jacket he wears alot. People would think he escaped out of eastern state....which really isn't that far off from the truth

 

[Club Sandwich]

Seriously?
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a cape cod Italian patent leather belt is around $200. you can find decent knockoffs for around $50-60, but other than looking like a dork, i don't think even Lucas knows what he's getting at.

Lucas and Boo

Minsc and Boo don't deserve this treatment.

 

[Krathnami]

That Lucas is single and put away in a place that he belongs is the best evidence that capitalism is the undisputed superior economic system

 

[Wernology]

I've officially decided: The worst thing about Lucas ISN'T his boardgame videos... it's his boardgame videos with some asinine music blasting over them.

Seriously, I don't even watch these vids anymore.

Might edit the audio out and replace it with Entry of the Gladiators.