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So, Kevin's into being a drone? Even his sexing is lazy. I'm surprised he doesn't just have someone wheel him in a wheelbarrow to the edge of their nearest road, slather him in lube, and stick a cardboard sign on him saying, "Free amhole" while he lethargically lays there, unresponsive to any stimuli other than shitting himself, waiting for someone to do sex things to him.
 
So, Kevin's into being a drone? Even his sexing is lazy. I'm surprised he doesn't just have someone wheel him in a wheelbarrow to the edge of their nearest road, slather him in lube, and stick a cardboard sign on him saying, "Free amhole" while he lethargically lays there, unresponsive to any stimuli other than shitting himself, waiting for someone to do sex things to him.
Pelletize me Mommy! HSJKSHLSHSLBS
 
Trannies and scammers, a match made in hell. They deserve each other.

(But I'll admit, too, that I'm not sure how giving out your CashApp ID could get them anything, after all, the whole idea is to publish that. So I suppose they drag you along a bit like the Nigerian scammers until they get a hold of your password, or they make you pay an "administration fee" upfront.)
 
(But I'll admit, too, that I'm not sure how giving out your CashApp ID could get them anything, after all, the whole idea is to publish that. So I suppose they drag you along a bit like the Nigerian scammers until they get a hold of your password, or they make you pay an "administration fee" upfront.)
The point of asking for your CashApp ID is to confirm that you're stupid (or desperate) enough to fall for a scam. After you give them your ID you're hit with the real scam. Furthermore if you're the one contacting them first it will be harder to say no later, at least statistically.
 
Andrew Wakefield did claim the MMR vaccine caused autism,is that one of the vax kevie did get as young sperg between sp-ed classes :thinking:


Regarding the brother IIRC him having his brother move in with Kevie and his True and Honest girlfriend was one of the primary catalysts for them breaking up
 
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I compiled all Kevin's Dad Lore Tweets. I'm too lazy to do all the ones about his mom but she told him he has male DNA lel... Some of these are reposts this is just for conciseness. also i didn't know he had a younger brother who doesn't talk to him?

Having his dad die fucking broke the man.



TL;DR highlights from KevDad
  1. Dad was programmer
  2. Dad was stay at home dad
  3. Died when Kev was 13 from cancer
  4. Was kek with his Autismo
  5. Dad once told him "i love you too sometimes" lmao
  6. Dad was Libertarian and anti vax but loved the dentist
  7. Kevin HATES relationships ending because of his Dad dying young and acknowledges he emotionally hoards.
  8. Was a big movie nerd, trekkie and other nerd shit, indulged Kevin in this which is likely why he CONSOOMS because it was how his dad said he loved him.
Theory: Kevin's CONSOOMING is likely copium because it was how him and his dad bonded (with nerdy shit)
Kev's Dad sound like a caricature of the average Discord mod and an avid /g/ user. Also, I agree, his hording and consooming is likely a cope for him to deal with losing his Dad.
 
The point of asking for your CashApp ID is to confirm that you're stupid (or desperate) enough to fall for a scam. After you give them your ID you're hit with the real scam. Furthermore if you're the one contacting them first it will be harder to say no later, at least statistically.
Yup. Just like the spam emails with really obvious grammar and logic mistakes. The smarter people filter themselves out, allowing the scammers to focus on the people who have shown themselves to be dumb by responding with interest.
 
Kev's Dad sound like a caricature of the average Discord mod and an avid /g/ user. Also, I agree, his hording and consooming is likely a cope for him to deal with losing his Dad.
He should have at least inherited his Dad's programming ability. Imagine being a troon whose dad was a programmer and not knowing how to code. Sad.
 
This is respectively cheap and also cute... For someone whose not fucking 30..... ADD ANOTHER $13.49 TO THE E-BEG COUNTER
I would but that counter is just the money he asks for, not for the shit he spends. Totally from ebegging tho lol.
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They were trans because they had to patch together DNA for them from outside sources, including frogs who change sex during times of low males. We don't know if dinosaurs ever changed sex due to how fossilization works and we'd need a time machine to find out.
"The emoji dinosaurs are trans because I thought that while writing them," is the most suicide-inducing thing I have read today.
Nah, it just means he should suicide, not you.

Basically this narcissistic clown is using the fact that she said "hey some dinosaurs would be cool" to take credit for somebody else's work and claim that said work is meant to be a tranny. She makes Kevin's tardouts about "trans gaze" in the Matrix movies seem sane by comparison :story:
He's pulling a JK Rowling "Dumbledore was gay" on someone else's design. What a time to be alive.

Kevin is wrong about argyria; discoloration from colloidal silver is permanent.

Fingers crossed for Penny getting into colloidal silver as a backup to fish-mox for the off-the-grid, self-sufficient Trancheros.
Kevin REALLY doesn't know medical stuff or is really in denial about medical things that could affect him due to fear. Maybe if he became a human smurf he wouldn't have trooned since he would know the dangers of medical but lol doubt it.

You don't need to dialate every day, the neovagina secretes its own juices that are just like a woman's, colloidal silver will not be permanent... maybe the silver gave him brain damage.

I'd hate to see Kevin's ideal society: if he wants to abolish school, what would he replace it with?
The funny/dumb thing about wedge's comment is you dont have to even be a specific tradesperson to join the Big Union, or even currently employed for that matter. tbh he himself could probably claim the Sex Trade Worker Industry Union (IU 690 no I'm not kidding) but something tells me he wouldn't wanna pay the pittance of dues it requires to actually be a member.
Ha ha ha he'd be screaming about unions being a capitalist scam as soon as he got the first bill.
So, Kevin's into being a drone? Even his sexing is lazy. I'm surprised he doesn't just have someone wheel him in a wheelbarrow to the edge of their nearest road, slather him in lube, and stick a cardboard sign on him saying, "Free amhole" while he lethargically lays there, unresponsive to any stimuli other than shitting himself, waiting for someone to do sex things to him.
The only reason he doesn't is because he knows not enough girldicked people would come by. He'd get mocked in the ego breaking way to him, not the unsexy way. I'd float that to him as a furry sex party thing but he talks a big game rather than wanting to fuck the fuck.

He should have at least inherited his Dad's programming ability. Imagine being a troon whose dad was a programmer and not knowing how to code. Sad.
Maybe he sees programming as too masculine because of his association with his dad? Like consooming was integrated into him before 13, but he probably didn't learn programming before then so it still seems like a masculine and not an innate thing for him. More likely he just can't be assed.


I'm very upset Mrs. Gibes didn't get Kevvy the help he needed. While it is easy to be in denial about things, constant panic attacks at school even before dad died isn't healthy. He should have been taken to a specialist. I wish he got better help for his father's passing to: loss of a parent before age 18 will always leave scaring, but he could have had the motivation to go to therapy as an adult and worked on his leftover grief. Losing a parent is heartbreaking but a lot bounce back and work themselves into society better (and others get into drugs etc). Some people are invested into their ways, I guess.
 
He should have at least inherited his Dad's programming ability. Imagine being a troon whose dad was a programmer and not knowing how to code. Sad.
Kevin has no willingness to learn anything except more grifting excuses. He is a man completely unfamiliar to the concept of hard work being rewarding.
 
Kevin has no willingness to learn anything except more grifting excuses. He is a man completely unfamiliar to the concept of hard work being rewarding.

Kevin can't stick to anything that isn't INSTANT gratification is the issue.

Programming takes a lot of time and a lot of not understanding jack shit to become good and you have to generally learn multiple languages of varying complexity depending upon what you are trying to do.

Kevin also won't do anything that's not for ass- pats or constant affirmation. He needs CONSTANT affirmation. Hence his need to isolate in his honey nut queerio world and troon tweet.

It's also why he doesn't draw because even if he was actually talented, he doesn't get 1gorillion likes or RTs INSTANTLY so to him it's useless because 0 validation. He also likely would get put off of streaming for this reason too.

What gives you more consistent 100% me me me me ass patting validation than being an internet troon and hugboxing yourself with internet troons? Damn near nothing.

It used to not be like this back in the day for homos. You could just be gay openly with other gays if nobody knew (🌈 of you if you're a dyke or fag tho). There wasn't a need to constantly affirm someone that "omg you're totes gayyy" because like you either like the same sex or you dont. It's that simple. While people (usually men) are still are often on copium for "nooo Im not gayyy nooo i really really like women i promiseeee" it's not the same as needing a gender circle jerk to affirm yourself 24/7.

Troonery has become such an obscure phenomenon that it basically revolves around non-stop constant positive reinforcement at all times or else they will 41%. It's fine to have a support group. But it's not a healthy mindset to not take ANY critique thats anti your opinion. It's the same level of sick as ana-chans only talking to other anas /coomers or HAES only talking to other HAES and fat fetishists. Your world view becomes distorted from reality due to the circle you pick to be ill in.
 
why do i get the feeling his dad knew how he was going to turn out even when he was a kid

sometimes you can just tell you're raising the antichrist and there's nothing you can do about it
Of course his dad knew. People don't just hit adulthood and turn into Kevin.

I'm sure he was whiny, entitled and friendless from the get go. His flavor of personality disorder would have been obvious even as a kid.

I'm sure his dad was like "okay ya friendless bastard. Let's go see a movie so I can say I hung out with you for two hours without having to interact with you. Let's give mommy some time alone before she kills herself"
 
One of the biggest movies about dinosaurs ever literally revolves around the fact that the dinosaurs are trans.
Remember that scene from Jurassic Park when the T-Rex flipped his shit, tried tweeting with his useless little arms and attempted to cancel Hammond for using the wrong pronouns? Spielberg was ahead of his time.
 
I compiled all Kevin's Dad Lore Tweets. I'm too lazy to do all the ones about his mom but she told him he has male DNA lel... Some of these are reposts this is just for conciseness. also i didn't know he had a younger brother who doesn't talk to him?

Having his dad die fucking broke the man.



TL;DR highlights from KevDad
  1. Dad was programmer
  2. Dad was stay at home dad
  3. Died when Kev was 13 from cancer
  4. Was kek with his Autismo
  5. Dad once told him "i love you too sometimes" lmao
  6. Dad was Libertarian and anti vax but loved the dentist
  7. Kevin HATES relationships ending because of his Dad dying young and acknowledges he emotionally hoards.
  8. Was a big movie nerd, trekkie and other nerd shit, indulged Kevin in this which is likely why he CONSOOMS because it was how his dad said he loved him.
Theory: Kevin's CONSOOMING is likely copium because it was how him and his dad bonded (with nerdy shit)
Unless I'm mistaken, Kevin himself has admitted that he was basically raised by /b/ after his dad died. I don't know too much about the /b/ of 15-20 years ago, but I imagine it fucked him up pretty bad if it was anything back then like it is now. If even Kevin's hoarding habit can be traced back to that initial trauma, it probably isn't a stretch to say, with the benefit of hindsight, that the moment he was deprived of that stable male presence is when it all started to go wrong.
 
I was feeling bad for him, reading about the way he’s reminiscing on sweet memories he was able to make with his dad, the pain of losing him, etc. and then of course right in the middle we had him going back to being horny. It got a chuckle out of me. I still feel bad for him because obviously he wasn’t getting the help he needed and losing his dad made him significantly worse. I wonder how Kevin’s life would have turned out if he never got cancer and was still alive today. Yes he would probably still be disappointed, but at least his wife probably wouldn’t have to refer to their child as “Kathryn” on the phone.
 
If even Kevin's hoarding habit can be traced back to that initial trauma, it probably isn't a stretch to say, with the benefit of hindsight, that the moment he was deprived of that stable male presence is when it all started to go wrong.
I think it's a major wrong point but not all that went wrong. He was having panic attacks and once a day calls to mom about his prison of a school even before his father passed away, to the point his dad had to kick Kevin out of the car once. That boy ain't right to begin with, but he probably super got wrong after dad's passing, yes.
Yes he would probably still be disappointed, but at least his wife probably wouldn’t have to refer to their child as “Kathryn” on the phone.
My guess is that he'd still be in his parent's basement, still useless and consooming. That's if his dad didn't kick him out.
Honestly as long as he met Penny (through his wife) and as long as he crawled the internet for porn (I don't think dad could stop him but who knows) he'd still turn into Kevryn, just with slightly less issues.
 
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