DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I love lolcow bookshelf shots. Let's see what Phil reads:

Dan Brown - Angels and Demons
Dan Brown - Deception Point
J.R.R. Tolkien - Lord of the Rings
Brian Jacques - Redwall
Brian Jacques - Castaways of the Flying Dutchman
Brian Jacques - Mossflower
Brian Jacques - Salamandastron
Brad Meltzer - The Tenth Justice
George R.R. Martin - Boxset of all 4 Game of Thrones novels that existed at the time
Alan Moore - Watchmen
Frank Miller - The Dark Knight Returns
Image Comics - The Walking Dead vol. 1
Michael Crichton - Airframe
Michael Crichton - (title unreadable)
Roger Ma - The Zombie Combat Manual
Peter Olafson - Final Fantasy III Players Guide
An Adobe "For Dummies" book
Dead Rising 2 game guide
Far Cry 2 game guide
More game guides


The furries should ask Phil about Redwall.
Airframe is actually a good book to read while on a plane, lol.

Gonna guess that one was a gift since he worked at a helicopter factory. In fact I'm gonna just assume that any book that isn't a graphic novel that Dave has was a gift cause I can't believe that the king of hate has ever read for recreation in his entire life.
 
What else was he going to do while being driven cross-country to tournaments?
Reminds me of the short library scene from The Great Gatsby where Nick runs into that one other guy, with the latter remarking that absolutely none of the books in Gatsby's personal collection had been 'cut' which is to say, read. That was one of the first clues in the book that Gatsby is a total poser trying to use the image of wealth to impress that one stupid bitch and his success is all a front.

Exact same situation here - there's no fucking way he's read any of the Redwall series, that it's alongside Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones is a dead giveaway that it's all famous 'fantasy' shit he probably picked up online and stuffed on the self. And it's hilarious Watchmen is on there given the explicit male and female nudity in some scenes, with regards to how Phil acts around such material now.
 
Sure thing mate. This is the tutorial Phil uses, it's pretty straight forward.

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Wait, wait....So is he scooping out the cats shit or is he just dumping the kitty litter whole sale and just refilling it? Because if he is doing the later its pretty god damn wasteful.
Ya think Dave is gonna get down on his jello knees and scoop litter? Definitely just replaces it every week, which I guess would explain how much he was spending at pet stores in the bank leak info.
 
In fact I'm gonna just assume that any book that isn't a graphic novel that Dave has was a gift cause I can't believe that the king of hate has ever read for recreation in his entire life.
He claims he picked up "Game of Thrones" at the airport on his way to some tournament and got into it from there.
 
Ya think Dave is gonna get down on his jello knees and scoop litter? Definitely just replaces it every week, which I guess would explain how much he was spending at pet stores in the bank leak info.

They make a $500 robotic litter box which I am sure he owns for his single cat

MASSIVE X.

I refuse to believe Phil could follow the plotlines in ASoIaF in any way shape or form, and I highly doubt he could even follow the show.

I simply doubt he's read an entire book since grade school
 
Took a look through another video for more of Phil's library:

Jane McGonigal - Reality Is Broken: Why Games Make Us Better and How They Can Change the World
Tom Bissell - Extra Lives: Why Video Games Matter
DC Comics - Batman: The Long Halloween
DC Comics - Final Crisis
DC Comics - The Kingdom
David Kushner - Jacked: The Outlaw Story of Grand Theft Auto
Harold Goldberg - All Your Base Are Belong to Us: How Fifty Years of Videogames Conquered Pop Culture
Arthur Conan Doyle - The Complete Sherlock Holmes

EDIT: more from 2013.
William R. Forstchen - One Second After
Brad Meltzer (?) - The Book of Lies
Lia Romeo - 11,002 Things to Be Miserable About

AND THEN: "Books that my girlfriend bought me as jokes for my birthday"

Too Old for MySpace, Too Young for Medicare​

Stuff White People Like

Leanna is still King Troll :lol:
 
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Wait, wait....So is he scooping out the cats shit or is he just dumping the kitty litter whole sale and just refilling it? Because if he is doing the later its pretty god damn wasteful.
Most likely. Dude will throw away an entire meal's worth of leftovers because it's too much work to microwave it. He swore a blood oath over a 5 dollar chicken sandwich.

He has no concept of money, so I don't think he'd even realize you don't toss the entire litterbox each time.
 
Wait, wait....So is he scooping out the cats shit or is he just dumping the kitty litter whole sale and just refilling it? Because if he is doing the later its pretty god damn wasteful.
Knowing phil, he absolutely wastes it. Do you remember the cooking show when he was still in the Kahndo in Khannecticut where he threw out (on camera) like a half lb of ground meat instead of wrapping it up and using it later, OR COOKING IT ALL AT ONCE AND REHEATING IT LATER, you know like a normal human being would?

Real edit, I found it. Start at 4:40 and watch him in the reflection of the micowave
 
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Really hoping for a “RED ALERT, EMERGENCY” type announcement from Phil soon. Usually those type of announcements get us some gold for a solid week. Phil has definitely gotten worse with the begging lately, but the whole rebranding saga and desperate attempt to get popular again is pretty boring. It’s just Phil being smug and huffing his own farts with some sprinkling of “I was a victim” wherever it applies.
Looks like we got something coming in HOT fellas
 
The reason he couldn't stream during the day is because Jasper puked in the bed last night so they had to get up and wash and dry the sheets so they couldn't go to sleep until the morning. I know this sounds extremely stupid but it sounds like an actual retarded reason Phil would give. It's Jasper fault nothing he could do!
 
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