US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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HTTP Error 404 said:
You're familiar with famous women actresses throughout the years, aren't ya?

Which were more popular? The ones that were untouchable porcelain princesses on a unreachable pedestal, or the girl next door types that you could believe would actually have a beer with you?
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I'd say the ones who would let you fuck them like a beast.
 
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SSF2T Old User said:
One of the things "The Trump Curse" effected was stand-up comics. It made them so fucking insufferable and unfunny and acted like they had a free pass to bash on the guy and just use the "It's Comedy" line as a "get out of jail free" card from criticism. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying you SHOULDN'T make fun of Trump, but if you're going to at least put in some fucking effort instead of having low brain-dead takes to the point where you look evil/retarded/both. There's a reason why the meme "TRUMP, AMIRITE?!?!" was a thing.
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HTTP Error 404 said:
You're familiar with famous women actresses throughout the years, aren't ya?

Which were more popular? The ones that were untouchable porcelain princesses on a unreachable pedestal, or the girl next door types that you could believe would actually have a beer with you?
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Tbf.. Audrey Hepburn (and Katherine) were incredibly popular and both had untouchable princess vibe albeit for different reasons. Audrey due to her beauty and negative sex appeal and Katherine because she was a lezzie.
 
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albert the programmer said:
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This honestly seems like a subtle insult towards Biden and less of a jab towards Trump. Jim Gaffigan secretly said the quiet part out loud — that Joe Biden is just a dead corpse pretending to be a human.
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He looks like he would take a child off a streetcorner before he votes Trump.
 
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The Last Stand said:
So she hates Trump and liberals enough to write thirteen books about it?

Why do I get her mixed up with Kelly Conway or something?
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To make it even clearer. Coulter is mercenary as hell. She’ll do what she’s been payed to do for decades, which is try and lead people on the right into indefensible positions so they can be exploited by the Dems and RINOs via scapegoating. She was very infamously tapped to do this at Hillary’s behest to get Trump on the ticket. The extent to which this backfired should really be enough to disabuse you of your fetish for the crone; either ‘cause Trump turned out semi-effective or because Hillary is nust really goddamn stupid.
 
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Takayuki Yagami said:
To make it even clearer. Coulter is mercenary as hell. She’ll do what she’s been payed to do for decades, which is try and lead people on the right into indefensible positions so they can be exploited by the Dems and RINOs via scapegoating.
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she also looks like a men with high end surgery 20 years ago...
 
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Ruin said:
I wonder what it feels like to be a comedian in this day and age. On paper Biden is the perfect target, He's old, he's a gaff factory, he's demented, he shits his pants but you can't make fun of him because everyone left of center got their marching orders that they have to pretend he's the greatest president ever.

Must be frustrating. Hell maybe that's why these people are so angry, when they go to sleep at night there's a little voice in the back of their minds telling them that they're hacks and that collides with their massive egos and insecurities.
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If they're afraid to mock Biden, then they're not a comedian. They're a pussy, alas a lot of the so-called left wing "comedians" are just that.
 
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What do you think he meant? 🤔

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derpherp2 said:
And then they go on about how they can't change shit, and then magically they're in Texas fucking that place up too. This defeatist bullshit is so aggravating. If anyone here is from texas, near Austin. Please bitchslap those faggots for me and deport them back here. Some of us want to kick their ass too. Maybe dump them in australia afterwards.
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Tbf, Austin has been a liberal shithole for decades. In the 70s it was more blue than the bluest of areas in California at the time. There's no saving Austin unless we do a mass evac and drop them somewhere else.
 
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