Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

Good thing I am not an obese 70 year old boomer like you are then. Unlike you, though, I am willing to take a vaccine to help protect others. I know you Republicans find the concept of not being a selfish retard to be a foreign concept, but some of us aren't spazes like you.

Still waiting on sources to back up your claims, btw. Where are all these dead people you claim exist?
How about you put your money where your mouth is, and prove that your vax isn't just shit for retards? Record a video of yourself licking a public bathroom doorknob and if you don't croak in three months I'll pay you $100.

How do you have the time and energy to keep this up? You're insane.
TDS is a hell of a drug.
 
How do you have the time and energy to keep this up? You're insane.
Boredom at work

How about you put your money where your mouth is, and prove that your vax isn't just shit for retards? Record a video of yourself licking a public bathroom doorknob and if you don't croak in three months I'll pay you $100.
I don't want your SSDI money unless you were willing to take the wager I offered earlier. Come on, where are these dead bodies you claim exist?
 
Then you tards come into the hospital and refuse any treatment they offer but instead want HCQ and ivermectin because Fox News told you it was the magic cure and then tardrage about how you know more about medicine than they do
lol, ok buddy. I haven't been to a hospital in years. I don't know anyone that caught covid and needed to be put on a ventilator or hospitalized but then again I don't associate with fat people.

And forgive me if I don't feel sympathy for the sheboon tiktok nurses that can't handle the pressure. They're on the dole now where they belong.
 
Boredom at work
I just sent you a Jira ticket to clean up my cum-stained keyboard, IT janny.

I don't want your SSDI money unless you were willing to take the wager I offered earlier. Come on, where are these dead bodies you claim exist?
They're all voting for Biden, lol. Maybe if you weren't such an antisocial loser you would have more of a social circle that would tell you about what's going on outside your basement.
 
lol, ok buddy. I haven't been to a hospital in years. I don't know anyone that caught covid and needed to be put on a ventilator or hospitalized but then again I don't associate with fat people.

And forgive me if I don't feel sympathy for the sheboon tiktok nurses that can't handle the pressure. They're on the dole now where they belong.
It's anti-vax simpletons like you, though. I didn't say it was you specifically. Showing off that lack of education there, champ.

It's adorable how you simpletons who take pride in hating education and educated people claim to know more about a virus and vaccine than doctors and medical scientists. Then again, Republicans have been cultivating their anti-education stance for decades now and you took it hook, line and sinker. Just like how you fell for Russian anti-vax propaganda and think that sharing Facebook memes shared by your fellow boomers make you know more about a subject than people who study it for a living. Must be nice to be that arrogant.

I just sent you a Jira ticket to clean up my cum-stained keyboard, IT janny.
Good thing I am not an IT janny, although you need to stop spanking it to anime. Your mom told me she's sick of you not cleaning up downstairs.

They're all voting for Biden, lol. Maybe if you weren't such an antisocial loser you would have more of a social circle that would tell you about what's going on outside your basement.
Awww, the little Republican boomer doesn't have a source so he's tardraging again.
 
It's anti-vax simpletons like you, though. I didn't say it was you specifically. Showing off that lack of education there, champ.

It's adorable how you simpletons who take pride in hating education and educated people claim to know more about a virus and vaccine than doctors and medical scientists. Then again, Republicans have been cultivating their anti-education stance for decades now and you took it hook, line and sinker. Just like how you fell for Russian anti-vax propaganda and think that sharing Facebook memes shared by your fellow boomers make you know more about a subject than people who study it for a living. Must be nice to be that arrogant.


Good thing I am not an IT janny, although you need to stop spanking it to anime. Your mom told me she's sick of you not cleaning up downstairs.


Awww, the little Republican boomer doesn't have a source so he's tardraging again.
Come on bro, don't make me escalate this to the head of support. I know you already got two warnings from HR for that thing you did in women's bathroom, do you really want to be unemployed now?

Now come on, I need a new keyboard because your mom visited me at work today for a quick nooner. She insisted on doing it on my desk for some reason, despite the fact that my personal office has a perfectly good couch. Tell her to wash next time, now my desk smells like dirty vag.
 
Come on bro, don't make me escalate this to the head of support. I know you already got two warnings from HR for that thing you did in women's bathroom, do you really want to be unemployed now?

Now come on, I need a new keyboard because your mom visited me at work today for a quick nooner. She insisted on doing it on my desk for some reason, despite the fact that my personal office has a perfectly good couch. Tell her to wash next time, now my desk smells like dirty vag.
Aww, it's cute when you pretend to work at an office. Your mom told me you fantasize about not having crippling autism and being such a gullible simpleton, so that must be your escape. Just clean up next time you spank it to anime and please lock the door. Your mom had to do laundry and she walked in on it, and she said it wasn't a pretty sight. I am amazed you can even find your dink under those fat folds.
 
Aww, it's cute when you pretend to work at an office. Your mom told me you fantasize about not having crippling autism and being such a gullible simpleton, so that must be your escape. Just clean up next time you spank it to anime and please lock the door. Your mom had to do laundry and she walked in on it, and she said it wasn't a pretty sight. I am amazed you can even find your dink under those fat folds.
Lol you sound just like one of our IT jannies we fired last year. We were monitoring his traffic and saw he spent most of his time sperging out about retarded vax shit on Reddit so I printed out some select quotes and let HR take him behind the shed. Replaced him with an unvaxxed pajeet and I'm glad I did.
 
Lol you sound just like one of our IT jannies we fired last year. We were monitoring his traffic and saw he spent most of his time sperging out about retarded vax shit on Reddit so I printed out some select quotes and let HR take him behind the shed. Replaced him with an unvaxxed pajeet and I'm glad I did.
Awww, daydreaming about working in an office again. Your mom was right, you do have an active imagination. Just please stop believing everything someone posts on 4chan, she was really upset when you lost your life savings to that crypto scam. It took a while for you to build it from your SSDI checks
 
Awww, daydreaming about working in an office again. Your mom was right, you do have an active imagination. Just please stop believing everything someone posts on 4chan, she was really upset when you lost your life savings to that crypto scam. It took a while for you to build it from your SSDI checks
You think your boss isn't monitoring your traffic right now? LOL
 
Just like how you fell for Russian anti-vax propaganda and think that sharing Facebook memes shared by your fellow boomers make you know more about a subject than people who study it for a living. Must be nice to be that arrogant.
I actually heard the Sputnik vaccine is more effective than most. But I understand that you hate Russians since they don't allow homosexuality to be promoted in their country.
Then again, Republicans have been cultivating their anti-education stance for decades now and you took it hook, line and sinker.
I graduated college with magna cum laude honors without really breaking a sweat because liberals have diluted education in this country to accommodate certain groups of people. I actually made some money on the side by writing papers for other students who are most likely now hyperventilating over covid.

Your worldview sounds like a Bill Hicks special...it's not the early 90s anymore, brother.
 
You think your boss isn't monitoring your traffic right now? LOL
I am working from home and on KF from my personal laptop, so nope lol.

I actually heard the Sputnik vaccine is more effective than most. But I understand that you hate Russians since they don't allow homosexuality to be promoted in their country.
Aww, you still fall for Russian propaganda. Typical GOP behavior, though.
I graduated college with magna cum laude honors without really breaking a sweat because liberals have diluted education in this country to accommodate certain groups of people. I actually made some money on the side by writing papers for other students that are most likely now hyperventilating over the covid.
Sure ya did.
Your worldview sounds like a Bill Hicks special...it's not the early 90s anymore, brother.
I ain't lying, though. You legitimately believe you know more about a vaccine and virus than medical scientists and doctors, despite the fact that you're an uneducated GOP boomer. That's why you were spazticly flailing around in the covidiot thread when you were sharing those boomer Facebook memes you claimed were legit medical science and we were mocking you for being a simpleton
 
I actually heard the Sputnik vaccine is more effective than most. But I understand that you hate Russians since they don't allow homosexuality to be promoted in their country.

I graduated college with magna cum laude honors without really breaking a sweat because liberals have diluted education in this country to accommodate certain groups of people. I actually made some money on the side by writing papers for other students that are most likely now hyperventilating over the covid.

Your worldview sounds like a Bill Hicks special...it's not the early 90s anymore, brother.
Sputnik definitely has less horrific autoimmune conditions associated with its delivery method than the mRNA clown shot. It uses a binary adenovirus-based delivery system (Ad5 and Ad26) to avoid adenovirus immunity (blocking either one of the adenoviruses, most likely Ad5 which some people are immune to), but still generates spike proteins as the J&J one. The damage from the spike protein is still there, but the delivery method is somewhat safer.

I am working from home and on KF from my personal laptop, so nope lol.
Uh... IT bros, someone wants to tell him, or should I do it? You know what monitor mode is, boy?

"Hmm... DNS requests to horsecock.com during work time, wonder what he's doing there?"
 
Aww, you still fall for Russian propaganda. Typical GOP behavior, though.
Like I said before, I prefer propaganda that doesn't promote homosexuality. I understand this triggers you as a gay man.
Sure ya did.
Imagine thinking getting a college degree is difficult modern America, lol.
That's why you were spazticly flailing around in the covidiot thread when you were sharing those boomer Facebook memes you claimed were legit medical science and we were mocking you for being a simpleton
iirc, I was taking the piss out of you for going after low hanging fruit (boomer facebook memes). I never tried to argue any of the memes were true or factual.
 
Sputnik definitely has less horrific autoimmune conditions associated with its delivery method than the mRNA clown shot. It uses a binary adenovirus-based delivery system (Ad5 and Ad26) to avoid adenovirus immunity (blocking either one of the adenoviruses, most likely Ad5 which some people are immune to), but still generates spike proteins as the J&J one. The damage from the spike protein is still there, but the delivery method is somewhat safer.
What autoimmune issues from the mRNA vaccines? Come on, you keep claiming things but never give sources when I ask. I keep telling you, son, 4chan isn't a legit source of medical info. Remember when you lost your life savings to that 4chan scam? You should've learned then.

It's cute how you uneducated anti-vaxers are terrified of the spike protein from the vaccine but not from covid itself. You do know they are the same, right?

Uh... IT bros, someone wants to tell him, or should I do it? You know what monitor mode is, boy?

"Hmm... DNS requests to horsecock.com during work time, wonder what he's doing there?"
You do know my home laptop isn't connected to their VPN, right?
 
Lol you sound just like one of our IT jannies we fired last year. We were monitoring his traffic and saw he spent most of his time sperging out about retarded vax shit on Reddit so I printed out some select quotes and let HR take him behind the shed. Replaced him with an unvaxxed pajeet and I'm glad I did.
Nigger, YOU sperg about the vaccine here during business hours. If true, that was a bitch-made move. Don't lick the corporate boot to score a petty internet victory my dude.
 
Like I said before, I prefer propaganda that doesn't promote homosexuality. I understand this triggers you as a gay man.
Ironic coming from the guy who wants to have sex with an elderly obese conman and takes it personally when people don't have the same fetish.

Imagine thinking getting a college degree is difficult modern America, lol.
I dunno, you somehow are still pretty uneducated.

iirc, I was taking the piss out of you for going after low hanging fruit (boomer facebook memes). I never tried to argue any of the memes were true or factual.
Lol suuuuure. You were only pretending to be retarded which is why you were tardraging that we were making fun of you and your boomer memes
 
What autoimmune issues from the mRNA vaccines? Come on, you keep claiming things but never give sources when I ask. I keep telling you, son, 4chan isn't a legit source of medical info. Remember when you lost your life savings to that 4chan scam? You should've learned then.

It's cute how you uneducated anti-vaxers are terrified of the spike protein from the vaccine but not from covid itself. You do know they are the same, right?


You do know my home laptop isn't connected to their VPN, right?
You don't know how monitor mode works, do you? It listens in to all traffic on your network, whether directed at that computer or not. Try enabling monitor mode and running Wireshark on your work laptop, you'll see exactly what all other machines on your network are doing. While HTTPS is encrypted, DNS requests are sent in plaintext unless you specifically encrypt DNS which I doubt you do. It works in managed mode too but doesn't capture as much data, although it will include DNS requests too.

It's trivial for your IT admin to remotely enable monitor mode on any of your work laptop NICs and see exactly what you do on your network during work times. Since HR knows you live alone, they can safely correlate visits to shady sites like "kiwifarms.net" with pauses in productivity and link them solely to you. Good luck explaining to HR what you were doing here all day when you should be working.
 
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