Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

I’d say TLJ is closer to Picard. At it’s worst (so far) Boba Fett is dumb but harmless.
That's usually the perception if one isn't that invested in SW or is more of a hardcore ST fan than an SW one (or an OT purist who only cares about the OT and anything that reminds them of the OT), because said groups were more involved with their product and/or fanbase than star wars (or their specific niche groups) and they usually aren't as bothered about how much Disney Wars deviates from the original media or fan perception of characters since they are usually more passionate about something else or just one specific part of it. Meanwhile The Mandalorian was slightly more like past SW and the character people knew as Boba (even having the same exclusive weapon from the holiday special) based on fan interactions, stories and hype released after ESB and years onward regardless of ROTJ's poor handling of the character, and was unsurprisingly more successful and well-received by general audiences because of it. But what Book of Boba Fett does is introduce us to a comical old fuck up whose show's main appeal is the celebrity cameos and the status of said celebrities; in fact most of the praise for this show seems to come from its guest stars or the nostalgia high it triggers. If the celebrities, cameos and the "its not like the prequels or TLJ" argument is best thing people can point out about this claptrap rather than the story and characters themselves, then it really is just a superficial and hollow show that makes a previously popular character (as overrated as he was) and the setting into even more of a joke. Hey but he at least beat up some forgettable nikto biker hooligans before getting his ass handed to him like a bitch as soon as the flashback is over.
The worst part for me is the Vespa gang (and the editing), because they seem like some dumb thing George would’ve thrown into the prequels if he had the chance.
George did do that. I already posted one of his car designs for the prequels and how they were based on classic vintage 50s cars. Difference is those actually look stylized, resemble the originals while blending in with the alien setting, are less saturated and fit well with the overall color scheme of Coruscant, whilst these gay little mopeds stick out like a sore thumb, since for all the supposed faults of prequels, George understood visuals. But people will still try and justify Disney shit by using that gay pic of that youtube faggot Patrick Willems holding a sign that space operas can't have believable stories because they want to be kids again who don't have to think.
Picard and TLJ shit in your mouth and expect you to applaud their brave subversion of expectations or otherwise you’re a Nazi. They tear down universes and characters people love and replace them with smug, mocking laughter directed at the fans.
And Book of Boba Fet does exactly the same thing but without fags, trannies or current year shit. People seem to give Filoni and crew more of a pass simply because he doesn't insert modern politics into his predictable crap.

In short, fuck it and Picard equally. And for everyone else, stop trying to have a dick measuring contest over who has it worse. Both SW and ST are equally fucked and in the gutter. Only difference is people keep telling themselves Furloni will magically fix everything and "save" Star Wars, and if its not that, its usually either because their investment in SW isn't the main franchise/fanbase they follow or the irrational need to keep consooming new media no matter the quality.


Edit: Also @The Valeyard in regards to SWT's wanting Shadow the Chewbacca to be even more stupidly glorified, he seems to base this belief entirely on the fact that Shadow the Chewbacca beat the real Chewbacca in a fight to prop him up further in the comics.

So yeah, it looks like Black Chewbacca should be just about as invincible as fucking Aphra.
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Also it really does seem like everyone right now thinks that this fucker is supposed to be Snoova.
 
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All these youtubers are grifters who know fuck all about star wars. I realized back in TLJ days, when they were complaining about the lore being ruined, but all they parroted was OT jerk off and surface level knowledge of Filoni Clone Wars. There are no good SW youtubers. Either these grifters or literal Disney shills.
HelloGreedo is probably the most shameless of the bunch. He spent years criticizing everything about SW and glorifying the first film and encouraging criticism of everything. But as soon as Disney rolled around he was the first to jump on their wagon and celebrate everything they do, even when its stuff that royally triggered him like Palpatine and Boba's survival which now he has no issue with because Disney did it in live action rather than books he was too lazy to read and never finish, as noted by his glowing yet unfinished reviews for Disney's godawful Chuck Wendig trilogy or Last Shot books.
 
George did do that. I already posted one of his car designs for the prequels and how they were based on classic vintage 50s cars. Difference is those actually look stylized, resemble the originals while blending in with the alien setting, are less saturated and fit well with the overall color scheme of Coruscant
This. Book of Booba visually is so fucking washed out and lifeless that the Vespas stand out in a bad way. Compare how Tatooine looked in the OT and PT to the Disney shows and it looks like Villeneuve's Dune (maybe it was on purpose?). I'd rather have TLJ's ugly as shit green tint instead of this.

It might be a problem with digital color grading or Disney being cheap, which is the reason why they're making shit in the desert in the first place. The PT had generally vibrant color palette which helped places like Coruscant stand out from Tatooine. It's also why I don't have a problem with something like the flying cars from AOTC (Dexter Jetster is kinda pushing it though). Again, the Mouseketeers hate George except when Disney copies his bullshit for their stuff then it's totally ok.
In short, fuck it and Picard equally. And for everyone else, stop trying to have a dick measuring contest over who has it worse.
But that's how these people make the absolute garbage they're consuming more palatable.
 
I expected the Boba Fett series to suck, but I wasn't ready for the atrocious space Quadrophenia cosplay

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Also Tusken raiders are literal barbarians, they aren't noble savages like they are desperately trying to make us think otherwise. I guess someone at Lucasfilm was butthurt about muh Arab representation or realized every US soldier calls terrorists sandpeople because they both live in deserts, speak gibberish, and are murderous psychotic retards
 
Also Tusken raiders are literal barbarians, they aren't noble savages like they are desperately trying to make us think otherwise
There was the one short story in Tales from Mos Eisley Cantina that was about a guy trying to start peaceful relations with the Tuskens and it sort of implied that the Tuskens were at least able to not be so savage. And there are a few other things like Kotor and A'Sharad Hett's stories that have fleshed them out before. But yeah generally they really are just savages, not like Indians or whatever other group you want to compare them too. Or even like Gamorreans in Star Wars.
 
So…just an observation, but why does this show look so cheap? Like even in comparison to the Mandalorian it looks almost like it’s on the cheapest possible budget they could get away with.

I don’t get it.

There was the one short story in Tales from Mos Eisley Cantina that was about a guy trying to start peaceful relations with the Tuskens and it sort of implied that the Tuskens were at least able to not be so savage. And there are a few other things like Kotor and A'Sharad Hett's stories that have fleshed them out before. But yeah generally they really are just savages, not like Indians or whatever other group you want to compare them too. Or even like Gamorreans in Star Wars.
I’m guessing they want to make the Tuskens like the Fremen or something, which is just stupid. The only reason they do this is because “moisture farmer=white settler” in these people’s minds so, uh the tuskens must be oppressed indigenous people, within the Woke Sakaist worldview.
 
You really expected Disney to have a character detain or kill the first nigger wookie on screen?
Well Boba wants to do the Black Krrsantan loyalty mission to better up his squad for the suicide mission.

I don’t approve of the speedrunner Paragon run. He’s better served by sidequesting as a Renegade and pursuing the Fennec romance to unlock her bonus skill.
 
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Disney just lost the rights to the Children of Blood and Stone book movies Lucasfilm was planning on making. It’s now at Paramount.

Meh. It's a Young Adult fantasy series from a Black activist, nothing of value was lost.
It's sad that old Lucasfilm put more effort into making failed non-Star Wars IPs than Kennedyfilm. Sad, but predictable. All they make now is Starshit. They forced the Disney Wars films to happen when they shouldn't have right after buying the rights in a short amount of time, and they were all plagued with a ridiculous amount of problems per film. Indiana Jones 5 is a disaster in the making. Kennedy is incompetent. All they have now since The Fall of Skywalker came out is Indy 5 and no new Star Wars films (if you don't count Disney+ shows that might not even happen). They're lucky they have a multinational corporation ran by assholes keeping them afloat (Disney) or they'd be in serious trouble right now.
Is that the BLM propaganda movie Kathleen Kennedy wanted to make?
Nah that's Indy 5 if the rumors are true and it takes place during the Civil Rights Movement.
 
Nah that's Indy 5 if the rumors are true and it takes place during the Civil Rights Movement.

I wonder if we'll have characters lecturing to Indiana Jones about white privilege. The problematic way white people conduct archelogy around the world. Probably also something about how traumatic it is to see a white man with a whip.
 
I wonder if we'll have characters lecturing to Indiana Jones about white privilege. The problematic way white people conduct archelogy around the world. Probably also something about how traumatic it is to see a white man with a whip.
I hope so, and it'll be in reaction to Old Man Indie with his pants up to his chest whipping a black man, yelling "IT BELONGS IN A ZOO!"
 
Also Tusken raiders are literal barbarians, they aren't noble savages like they are desperately trying to make us think otherwise. I guess someone at Lucasfilm was butthurt about muh Arab representation or realized every US soldier calls terrorists sandpeople because they both live in deserts, speak gibberish, and are murderous psychotic retards
KOTOR had a pretty interesting segment where you could choose to be diplomatic to the sand people, and it was established that they used to be an actual civilization with oceans before they were enslaved and strip-mined by the Rakata empire

 
So…just an observation, but why does this show look so cheap? Like even in comparison to the Mandalorian it looks almost like it’s on the cheapest possible budget they could get away with.
Disney most likely just assumed (correctly) that fans would consoom anything with Boba Fett regardless of how good it looks, and most likely saved the budget for something else.
 
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